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quittaboi78
05/24/20 10:15:26 PM
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I really dont know how to tell her without hurting her feelings
She showers every day and isnt even fat like shes a chubby asian lady (chubby sure but definitely not like FAT). Either way doggystyle honestly its fine sometimes but other times it's like breathing in the fumes from an old fish bowl.

I dont want to crush her feelings cause ya that's one thing but then she probably wont wanna smash for a while after and that would suck also
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pepper2012
05/24/20 10:16:04 PM
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Pics?
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Pepys Monster
05/24/20 10:17:11 PM
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I've never had this problem.

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Duncanwii
05/24/20 10:17:42 PM
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A healthy relationship means you should have enough confidence in it that you can have conversations like this.

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Dark_SilverX
05/24/20 10:17:44 PM
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you gotta eat it from the back so the smell can go away

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pepper2012
05/24/20 10:18:06 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
A healthy relationship means you should have enough confidence in it that you can have conversations like this.

Duncan have you even experienced this
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darkprince45
05/24/20 10:18:57 PM
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She needs to shower more. I never had a big girl but I hear its an issue sometimes of ripeness

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Harpie
05/24/20 10:22:18 PM
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Has it always been this way? Or is this more recent?

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AloneIBreak
05/24/20 10:22:24 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
A healthy relationship means you should have enough confidence in it that you can have conversations like this.
Don't listen to this guy. He lives in a utopian fantasy. This conversation can never be normal.

"Hi, honey. You smell like 'fumes from an old fish bowl' when you get on your hands and knees in front of me and I feel like it's important to mention that you're overweight."
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry sweetie. I'll try to make things a little more bearable for you."

FALSE. That will never happen. This conversation cannot end well. Suck it up, TC.

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Slaya4
05/24/20 10:23:40 PM
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Just tell her. I mean how are you going to be married for the rest of your life when you can't tell her she stank or vice versa?

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The_Bitcoin
05/24/20 10:24:14 PM
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pepper2012 posted...
Duncan have you even experienced this

Hahahaha got em!!!

darkprince45 posted...
She needs to shower more. I never had a big girl but I hear its an issue sometimes of ripeness

this is why I cringe when I see CE guys go like T H I C C queen over some fat girl posted. The stench is unbereable

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Dark_SilverX
05/24/20 10:25:56 PM
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AloneIBreak posted...
FALSE. That will never happen. This conversation cannot end well. Suck it up, TC.
This. TC better get to munchin.

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The_Bitcoin
05/24/20 10:27:45 PM
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TC you have a couple choices.

one is to shower with her before sex every time. By doing it yourself too she will think youre a clean freak maybe, but she wont guess you know she stinks.

question: did she stink when you were dating?
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SH_expert44
05/24/20 10:29:15 PM
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I dont think showering is going to solve the issue. This sounds like a douching issue.

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EvalAngell
05/24/20 10:29:29 PM
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Poor wiper or she doesnt shower enough. Both are big problems.

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LordDemonWolf
05/24/20 10:38:08 PM
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stop wiping your ass and see how long it takes her to say something? then you can casually bring it up.

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
05/24/20 10:39:38 PM
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Ass smells like asshole. More at eleven
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BobanMarjanovic
05/24/20 10:39:52 PM
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Put a packet of sanitary wipes in the bathroom, this gives her the opportunity to give her self a once over before making love

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brotrrwinner
05/24/20 10:52:39 PM
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Learn how to appreciate the smell

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Harpie
05/24/20 10:55:50 PM
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Lol coming from an actual woman, if it started happening recently then its probably a yeast infection or a UTI. Theyre really common and make your pussy smell rank

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El Mexicano Texano
05/24/20 10:57:11 PM
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Tell her you and everyone else in the home will transition to baby wipes from now on. Problem should be solved.

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Tired-Insomniac
05/24/20 10:58:32 PM
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Breathe through your mouth

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fhqwhgads
05/24/20 10:59:26 PM
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Its probably an infection

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BuckVanHammer
05/24/20 10:59:38 PM
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doesnt odor eaters have their own tampoons?

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Tired-Insomniac
05/24/20 10:59:48 PM
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Harpie posted...
Lol coming from an actual woman, if it started happening recently then its probably a yeast infection or a UTI. Theyre really common and make your pussy smell rank

Or this, my wife had a bad smell once and she smelled it herself before I did and went to the doctor. It was some infection. Took her meds for a week and was all good.

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Lost_All_Senses
05/24/20 11:00:54 PM
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Plot twist: Your dick is what smells.

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Mystery_Mission
05/24/20 11:01:48 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
A healthy relationship means you should have enough confidence in it that you can have conversations like this.
ah yes, the expert on healthy relationships
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Harpie
05/24/20 11:02:45 PM
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Mystery_Mission posted...
ah yes, the expert on healthy relationships
Hes not wrong. Wtf is wrong with being an adult and having an adult conversation about it?

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Oeoeo23
05/24/20 11:06:53 PM
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TC, one thing it might be, if youre going down on her before the penetration/doggystyle, it might be an issue of her V juices and your saliva running down and combining with whatever scent her otherwise clean b-hole might have, then you put her in doggystyle position and youre getting hit with that combined aroma.
Its just a theory, but Ive had that issue once in the past and that was the theory I came up with.

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BuckVanHammer
05/24/20 11:08:55 PM
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Oeoeo23 posted...
TC, one thing it might be, if youre going down on her before the penetration/doggystyle, it might be an issue of her V juices and your saliva running down and combining with whatever scent her otherwise clean b-hole might have, then you put her in doggystyle position and youre getting hit with that combined aroma.
Its just a theory, but Ive had that issue once in the past and that was the theory I came up with.
you have put alot of thought in to this...you are the funk hunter.

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Oeoeo23
05/24/20 11:10:11 PM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
you have put alot of thought in to this...you are the funk hunter.

Tag me as such then

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SableWolfAngel
05/24/20 11:11:37 PM
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I think you need a woman's perspective. If her vaginal secretions, and the vagina itself, has a fishy odor and you know for a fact she maintains good hygiene, she may have an infection or imbalance that may require medical treatment. A fishy smell isn't really normal. Even at my worst, I don't smell "fishy" so much as "musky" or "sweaty". Try encouraging her to see her OB/GYN in order to figure it out. It might help her health and deepen your relationship by communicating and showing care for her wellbeing.

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Dark_SilverX
05/24/20 11:14:42 PM
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eat it bruh

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Bestoffuture
05/24/20 11:14:57 PM
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@Turbam Got any advice?

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Zano
05/24/20 11:16:56 PM
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Tell her to start using Charmin wet wipes when she wipes her ass.

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Smackems
05/24/20 11:17:32 PM
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Harpie posted...
Hes not wrong. Wtf is wrong with being an adult and having an adult conversation about it?
Sounds like it's just he doesn't know how to bring it up and doesn't wanna hurt her feelings by doing so

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The_Bitcoin
05/24/20 11:18:35 PM
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CalypsoDoom posted...
why do people act like this
this is like the third post in this vein Ive seen today

what do you mean?
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The_Bitcoin
05/24/20 11:20:37 PM
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SableWolfAngel posted...
I think you need a woman's perspective. If her vaginal secretions, and the vagina itself, has a fishy odor and you know for a fact she maintains good hygiene, she may have an infection or imbalance that may require medical treatment. A fishy smell isn't really normal. Even at my worst, I don't smell "fishy" so much as "musky" or "sweaty". Try encouraging her to see her OB/GYN in order to figure it out. It might help her health and deepen your relationship by communicating and showing care for her wellbeing.


what is musk, anyway? I hear the word a lot but no one can point at anything and say that is a musk
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chrono625
05/24/20 11:21:49 PM
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Does she even shower?

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Harpie
05/24/20 11:30:39 PM
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Smackems posted...
Sounds like it's just he doesn't know how to bring it up and doesn't wanna hurt her feelings by doing so
I know. And Duncan was saying that he should probably push through that and talk to her about it anyways. Idk, I would assume that if shes your wife, that you should be able to talk about anything with her

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Harpie
05/24/20 11:31:19 PM
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The_Bitcoin posted...
what is musk, anyway? I hear the word a lot but no one can point at anything and say that is a musk
Musk is a really strong body odor smell

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Solid Snake07
05/24/20 11:32:38 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
A healthy relationship means you should have enough confidence in it that you can have conversations like this.


This

Just be gentle and don't be an asshole about it

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The_Bitcoin
05/24/20 11:35:18 PM
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Harpie posted...
Musk is a really strong body odor smell

thanks :)
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Smashingpmkns
05/24/20 11:39:44 PM
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Could be her diet too. Tell her to drink more water.
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The_Bitcoin
05/24/20 11:41:06 PM
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Also, I take you dont go down on her?
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Harpie
05/24/20 11:41:37 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Could be her diet too. Tell her to drink more water.
Diet doesnt make pussy smell that bad

Only thing she needs to be doing is booking an appointment to the OBGYN

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