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CleanerIGotThis
05/24/20 8:52:02 AM
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Which of these convictions would you choose if you had to go to jail?



Hmm?

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Stagmar
05/24/20 9:14:31 AM
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Defrauding the company. Id just buy my way out like every other rich person.

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1NfamousACE_2
05/24/20 9:16:11 AM
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Do you have to register as a sex offender for the child porn?

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Propane4Sale
05/24/20 9:16:47 AM
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*sees poll results*

Oh CE...why am I not surprised...

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monkmith
05/24/20 9:18:49 AM
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fraud, nice white collar jail cell sounds nice. work on my tennis game, read some books, watch some tv, wait for my lawyers to get me out within a year.

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CleanerIGotThis
05/24/20 9:19:19 AM
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Stagmar posted...
Defrauding the company. Id just buy my way out like every other rich person.

You arent rich. The money you defrauded is taken off of you.

1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Do you have to register as a sex offender for the child porn?

Yes


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Vicious_Dios
05/24/20 9:24:06 AM
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Third option.

15 years is a hella long time.
I wouldn't even complete my sentence if I chose the second option. Word gets out quick.
3 years seems doable to me.

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CleanerIGotThis
05/24/20 9:27:31 AM
#8:


But youve killed someone.

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Vicious_Dios
05/24/20 9:28:46 AM
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I'm aware of that.

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Turbam
05/24/20 9:31:16 AM
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Does possession of CP really only get you one year?

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CleanerIGotThis
05/24/20 9:31:53 AM
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Turbam posted...
Does possession of CP really only get you one year?

I dont know, its not really the point.

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boxington
05/24/20 9:32:22 AM
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there are no good options here, as each one has its victims.

even when you defraud a company, that money is going to be taken from its employees wages, 401k, etc., and stuff like that can lead to people committing suicide, like it has done so in the past.

but out of the three, it's still the one I went with.

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CleanerIGotThis
05/24/20 2:36:13 PM
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Bump

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Ivany2008
05/24/20 2:39:10 PM
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Child pictures forces a sex offender registry as well as time away from the internet. While I could probably use the time away to focus on my other hobbies, I would probably go to jail for vehicular manslaughter.
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pfh1001
05/24/20 2:39:37 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
Third option.

15 years is a hella long time.
I wouldn't even complete my sentence if I chose the second option. Word gets out quick.
3 years seems doable to me.


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CleanerIGotThis
05/24/20 2:39:41 PM
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You would kill someone so you can stay on the Internet?

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emblem boy
05/24/20 2:41:07 PM
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Does taking the 3rr choice actually mean that someone dies?
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CleanerIGotThis
05/24/20 2:41:59 PM
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Of course it does

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OffTempo
05/24/20 2:46:05 PM
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Vehicular manslaughter easily. You know what they do to sex offenders in jail?

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KStateKing17
05/24/20 2:46:14 PM
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15 years would put me around 40 and I don't want to ever be associated with cp. I'd just have to do the 3 years.

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CleanerIGotThis
05/24/20 2:47:24 PM
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Cant believe people are so uncaring about killing someone

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Pitlord_Special
05/24/20 2:50:32 PM
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CleanerIGotThis posted...
Cant believe people are so uncaring about killing someone

I thought we agreed as a society that human lives are expendable compared to the profits of businesses

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Vicious_Dios
05/24/20 3:26:16 PM
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CleanerIGotThis posted...
Cant believe people are so uncaring about killing someone

I obviously don't in this made up scenario.

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SauI_Goodman
05/24/20 3:27:46 PM
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defrauding corporations because a) they deserve it and b) when i get out in 15 i'll go back to my secret hiding place where i got it stashed away. no child porn please in the convict world that is the worst offense even worse than rape.

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CleanerIGotThis
05/24/20 3:36:41 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
I obviously don't in this made up scenario.

If you care about accidentally killing someone now, then you care about it in the scenario

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Stagmar
05/24/20 3:43:51 PM
#26:


CleanerIGotThis posted...
You arent rich. The money you defrauded is taken off of you.
Nowhere did you say I couldn't use the usual methods of preventing that.


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CleanerIGotThis
05/24/20 3:44:47 PM
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Right, well youre kind of missing the point but if you want to feel better about beating this thought exercise then fine

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dancing_cactuar
05/24/20 3:54:03 PM
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CleanerIGotThis posted...
Cant believe people are so uncaring about killing someone
I'm sure it's a combination of 15 years being too long of a time, not wanting to be a pedo, and manslaughter being accidental. I'd rather take the 15 years than the 1 year, though saying what I think pedos deserve would probably get my ass moderated.

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Vicious_Dios
05/24/20 3:54:41 PM
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CleanerIGotThis posted...
If you care about accidentally killing someone now, then you care about it in the scenario

Not how it works.

I've apparently already committed those three crimes in a multiple timeline vacuum. So what's done is done. This topic has given me the option to choose which sentence is the one that I now have to serve while eliminating the others. And I chose the logical choice.

I'll take Involuntary manslaughter over that sick as fuck pedo shit, and there's no way I'll subject my self to 15 years in the hole.

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SevenX
05/24/20 4:19:44 PM
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Anyone who choose CP is most likely a death sentence because even if you have 1 year in prison, there's a higher chance that you'd get brutally tortured and killed by inmates if they found out what you're in a prison for. I'm sure y'all know what they'd do to pedophiles and molesters/rapists in prison. We
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EricDraven59
05/24/20 4:22:21 PM
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CleanerIGotThis posted...
Cant believe people are so uncaring about killing someone
Because you get less time in prison for vehicular manslaughter than for cp. Plus you don't get looked down upon as badly. Plus your whole life isn't ruined by being put on a sex offender registry. So yeah killing a person by vehicle would be the favorable outcome
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El Mexicano Texano
05/24/20 4:29:16 PM
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The child porn could just be a pic of your wife/husband when she/he was younger I'll assume it's this and choose this

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modena
05/24/20 4:29:57 PM
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I chose the 15yrs.I could meet some good connections during my stay at practically a retreat.Maybe serve 5.

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CleanerIGotThis
05/24/20 4:31:59 PM
#34:


EricDraven59 posted...
Because you get less time in prison for vehicular manslaughter than for cp. Plus you don't get looked down upon as badly. Plus your whole life isn't ruined by being put on a sex offender registry. So yeah killing a person by vehicle would be the favorable outcome

I dont think I could live with myself if I killed someone...

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Gamerguymass
05/24/20 4:52:32 PM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...
The child porn could just be a pic of your wife/husband when she/he was younger I'll assume it's this and choose this

Except the people in prison won't give a shit. Nor will society. If they don't kill you in prison you will have to register as a sex offender which brings a shitload of other problems.

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KStateKing17
05/24/20 5:29:00 PM
#36:


EricDraven59 posted...
Because you get less time in prison for vehicular manslaughter than for cp. Plus you don't get looked down upon as badly. Plus your whole life isn't ruined by being put on a sex offender registry. So yeah killing a person by vehicle would be the favorable outcome
Unless you're that CEO from Utah

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Ivany2008
05/24/20 10:39:21 PM
#37:


CleanerIGotThis posted...
You would kill someone so you can stay on the Internet?

Sadly yes. Sex offenders even while its 1 year get their salad tossed in jail, if not worse. I've heard stories of them being beat up on the daily, if not killed. It's one of the few things that is considered worse than a mass murderer.

I don't have the intelligence to rip off a major company. So that only leaves vehicular manslaughter.
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kingdrake2
05/24/20 10:45:04 PM
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3 years for vehicular manslaughter is the lesser demon imo.
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ZeroX91
05/24/20 10:49:29 PM
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modena posted...
I chose the 15yrs.I could meet some good connections during my stay at practically a retreat.Maybe serve 5.

https://youtu.be/C4MoRO0Z-OM


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BuckVanHammer
05/24/20 10:50:55 PM
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easily fraud.

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Nunyobidness
05/24/20 11:04:25 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
Except the people in prison won't give a shit. Nor will society. If they don't kill you in prison you will have to register as a sex offender which brings a shitload of other problems.

Pretty much. My mother worked as a nurse in a Prison a long time back, so I've heard the stories. The guys who did stuff to kids had to be put in segregation for their safety.
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modena
05/25/20 1:34:08 AM
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ZeroX91 posted...
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Solid Snake07
05/25/20 1:41:57 AM
#43:


3 years for Manslaughter

15 years is way too long and I dont want to be known as a pedophile for the rest of my life

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omega cookie
05/25/20 2:08:43 AM
#44:


Manslaughter means it was an accident. I can live with that a lot easier than I could live with 15 years.

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BettyWhite
05/25/20 2:10:55 AM
#45:


This poll is fucked.

I chose 15 years.. But still.

It's fucked.

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SpaceBear_
05/25/20 2:13:32 AM
#46:


CleanerIGotThis posted...
But youve killed someone.

Wasn't my fault. I'll spend three years convincing myself of that.

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Izrael
05/25/20 2:16:15 AM
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I picked Vehicular manslaughter because I already enjoy mowing people and creatures down.

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Rika_Furude
05/25/20 2:17:24 AM
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Its a tough one. I dont want to be known as a killer or pedo. Id probably pick the 15 years one

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TheMikh
05/25/20 2:18:03 AM
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defrauding a company because lord knows i'd figure out a way to convert that money to a form i can retrieve after getting out

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