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lilORANG 05/23/20 2:51:48 PM #1:	Any tips? --- Posted using GameFlux Get it now for Android from Google Play! <cite>lilORANG posted [p:939599155] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>Any tips?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gakk86 05/23/20 2:52:08 PM #2:	Poke holes in your condoms. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. <cite>Gakk86 posted [p:939599174] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>Poke holes in your condoms. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TroutPaste 05/23/20 2:53:13 PM #3:	Have sex 5 times per day --- https://steamcommunity.com/id/Acerbic89 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1488-free-games <cite>TroutPaste posted [p:939599222] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>Have sex 5 times per day </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 05/23/20 2:54:01 PM #4:	cowgirl so the sperm shoots up --- Team Coco <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:939599254] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>cowgirl so the sperm shoots up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 05/23/20 2:54:53 PM #5:	Let her bf come over more. --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:939599289] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>Let her bf come over more. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yunalenne10 05/23/20 2:55:54 PM #6:	lilORANG posted... Any tips? Not JUST the tip this time. --- "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it." - Rule 43 <cite>yunalenne10 posted [p:939599326] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>lilORANG posted... </cite> <quote>Any tips?</quote>Not JUST the tip this time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 05/23/20 2:58:56 PM #7:	give her a gregnancy test --- https://i.imgtc.com/eMQvkRJ.png https://i.imgtc.ws/l86HyIt.png <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:939599444] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>give her a gregnancy test </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman 05/23/20 3:01:14 PM #8:	SauI_Goodman posted... cowgirl so the sperm shoots up Yeah if the sole goal is to impregnate this is the only thing you have to do --- Fervent appearing <cite>masticatingman posted [p:939599535] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>SauI_Goodman posted... </cite> <quote>cowgirl so the sperm shoots up</quote>Yeah if the sole goal is to impregnate this is the only thing you have to do </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 05/23/20 3:17:59 PM #10:	Have the bull release inside the cervix, not on the titties --- https://imgur.com/7nfPhE2 <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:939600167] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>Have the bull release inside the cervix, not on the titties </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NinjaBreakfast 05/23/20 3:18:52 PM #11:	nut --- https://imgur.com/nGZeEqw Do you really think you can beat me? <cite>NinjaBreakfast posted [p:939600197] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>nut </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 05/23/20 9:59:18 PM #12:	NinjaBreakfast posted... nut Just did that one. Hope it worked! --- #FeelTheBern https://imgur.com/q5z4CUu https://imgur.com/6B9oFXh https://imgur.com/sy42Dlf <cite>lilORANG posted [p:939617094] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>NinjaBreakfast posted...</cite> <quote>nut </quote> Just did that one. Hope it worked!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AdrianBeterson 05/23/20 10:00:46 PM #13:	Lost_All_Senses posted... Let her bf come over more. This --- https://imgur.com/oaIIJxf <cite>AdrianBeterson posted [p:939617157] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>Let her bf come over more.</quote>This </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KillerKhan420 05/23/20 10:03:33 PM #14:	I didn't ever try to get anyone pregnant, it just happened. If you want some pointers I guess listen to people here....on second thought don't. --- "I know how the business works because I'm a wrestling fan"-hulkhogan1 <cite>KillerKhan420 posted [p:939617288] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>I didn't ever try to get anyone pregnant, it just happened. If you want some pointers I guess listen to people here....on second thought don't. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 05/23/20 10:04:13 PM #15:	pee in her butt --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:939617313] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>pee in her butt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fohstick 05/23/20 10:04:26 PM #16:	mating press <cite>fohstick posted [p:939617324] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>mating press </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
P4wn4g3 05/23/20 10:06:02 PM #17:	Tag out with some friends. --- 7D ChessMaster of Dark Aether https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/851-dark-aether <cite>P4wn4g3 posted [p:939617378] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>Tag out with some friends. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 05/23/20 10:06:18 PM #18:	If you need any help let me know I've been studying with a monk guru to get me closer to blowing a whole pint load at a time --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:939617385] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>If you need any help let me know I've been studying with a monk guru to get me closer to blowing a whole pint load at a time </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 05/23/20 10:06:32 PM #19:	Track her cycle. About a week after her period, she should be entering into her most fertile week of the month. Make sure youre having sex everyday during that week to maximize the likelihood of pregnancy --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:939617396] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>Track her cycle. About a week after her period, she should be entering into her most fertile week of the month. Make sure youre having sex everyday during that week to maximize the likelihood of pregnancy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Malcrasternus 05/23/20 10:07:03 PM #20:	Have you tried working the shaft? --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 <cite>Malcrasternus posted [p:939617410] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>Have you tried working the shaft? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 05/23/20 10:07:22 PM #21:	Cum inside then seal the hole with duct tape so it dont flow back outside --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:939617421] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>Cum inside then seal the hole with duct tape so it dont flow back outside </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MT_TRAEH 05/23/20 10:09:46 PM #22:	talk to her boyfriend about it --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>MT_TRAEH posted [p:939617505] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>talk to her boyfriend about it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtyPinky 05/23/20 10:12:01 PM #23:	https://i.imgur.com/lLP8MIX.jpg <cite>DirtyPinky posted [p:939617594] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/lLP8MIX.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem boy 05/23/20 10:12:16 PM #24:	KillerKhan420 posted... I didn't ever try to get anyone pregnant, it just happened. If you want some pointers I guess listen to people here....on second thought don't. How does it just happen --- Pitter-patter, let's get at 'er <cite>emblem boy posted [p:939617606] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>KillerKhan420 posted...</cite> <quote>I didn't ever try to get anyone pregnant, it just happened. If you want some pointers I guess listen to people here....on second thought don't. </quote> How does it just happen</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 05/23/20 10:23:42 PM #26:	DirtyPinky posted... https://i.imgur.com/lLP8MIX.jpg lmao --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:939618080] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>DirtyPinky posted... </cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/lLP8MIX.jpg</quote> lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 05/23/20 10:28:52 PM #27:	DirtyPinky posted... https://i.imgur.com/lLP8MIX.jpg Hahaha --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:939618288] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>DirtyPinky posted... </cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/lLP8MIX.jpg</quote>Hahaha </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AssGender 05/23/20 10:33:37 PM #28:	Spooking posted... Allow me to show you how it's done. K-kinky! @PatrickMahomes Is it the same with blonde girls too!? --- Ecce homo qui est faba.Ecce homo qui est faba. Vale homo qui est faba, qui est faba, qui est faba <cite>AssGender posted [p:939618482] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>Spooking posted... </cite> <quote>Allow me to show you how it's done.</quote>K-kinky! @PatrickMahomes Is it the same with blonde girls too!? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 05/23/20 10:34:59 PM #29:	Let me hang out with her for a weekend --- GT My Lord Shadow "Your Grace, please, the people have surrendered..." "I didn't offer surrender." <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:939618545] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>Let me hang out with her for a weekend </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stalolin 05/23/20 10:36:55 PM #30:	y u want them bebbies 4? <cite>Stalolin posted [p:939618621] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>y u want them bebbies 4? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 05/23/20 10:39:16 PM #31:	MabusIncarnate posted... If you need any help let me know I've been studying with a monk guru to get me closer to blowing a whole pint load at a time I keep dabbling with that Mabus but I refuse to pull out. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:939618712] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>If you need any help let me know I've been studying with a monk guru to get me closer to blowing a whole pint load at a time</quote> I keep dabbling with that Mabus but I refuse to pull out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 05/23/20 10:39:25 PM #32:	Have the wife do a2m2p --- Maketh thy Countries Greateth Again don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:939618718] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>Have the wife do a2m2p </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 05/23/20 10:51:24 PM #33:	Stalolin posted... y u want them bebbies 4? I don't. She does. It's fine. --- #FeelTheBern https://imgur.com/q5z4CUu https://imgur.com/6B9oFXh https://imgur.com/sy42Dlf <cite>lilORANG posted [p:939619159] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>Stalolin posted...</cite> <quote>y u want them bebbies 4? </quote> I don't. She does. It's fine.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
skermac 05/23/20 10:53:44 PM #34:	lilORANG posted... Any tips? use volunteers from gamefaqs... --- To the edge of the universe and back, endure and survive <cite>skermac posted [p:939619248] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>lilORANG posted... </cite> <quote>Any tips?</quote> use volunteers from gamefaqs... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 05/23/20 10:54:59 PM #35:	lilORANG posted... I don't. She does. It's fine. That's never fine. WTF. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:939619299] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>lilORANG posted... </cite> <quote>I don't. She does. It's fine.</quote>That's never fine. WTF. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 05/23/20 10:57:00 PM #36:	From what I've heard, don't deed or have sex for at least a day to build speed count then during her ovulation period bust that load deep in there --- https://imgur.com/TFF3Nn8 Joe Burrow, the legend <cite>WaterLink posted [p:939619373] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>From what I've heard, don't deed or have sex for at least a day to build speed count then during her ovulation period bust that load deep in there</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 05/23/20 10:57:24 PM #37:	AssGender posted... K-kinky! @PatrickMahomes Is it the same with blonde girls too!? Couldn't tell ya, I've never actually banged a blonde now that I think about it --- NFLB 2020 Summersim Roster mk. 1 (12-4) (ELIMINATED): https://imgur.com/4Pvr5rT NFLB 2020 Summersim Roster mk. 2 (Drafting): https://imgur.com/BBhN2z3 <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:939619396] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>AssGender posted... </cite> <quote>K-kinky! @PatrickMahomes Is it the same with blonde girls too!?</quote>Couldn't tell ya, I've never actually banged a blonde now that I think about it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AssGender 05/24/20 12:23:43 AM #38:	PatrickMahomes posted... Couldn't tell ya, I've never actually banged a blonde now that I think about it Dang --- Ecce homo qui est faba.Ecce homo qui est faba. Vale homo qui est faba, qui est faba, qui est faba <cite>AssGender posted [p:939622666] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>PatrickMahomes posted... </cite> <quote>Couldn't tell ya, I've never actually banged a blonde now that I think about it</quote>Dang </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fire_bolt 05/24/20 12:30:03 AM #39:	Serious answer: Having sex nonstop is an ok plan but not the best because a man can only produce sperm so fast and a woman is not always fertile at all (sex while she's on her period is pointless for impregnation). The highest odds would be to not have sex at all for one entire cycle until she hits the peak point in her ovulation cycle and THEN to fuck like rabbits. No deeding for you in the off time either, you want those swimmers to build up. Immediately after she should keep her hips elevated (like with a pillow under them) to help prevent anything from leaking for at least 30 minutes. Go at it like that daily (twice daily even) for a week and then hold off to start building back up. Odds are really good that you'll only need to do this week long once to get her knocked up as long as neither of you have fertility issues. --- Please, call me Bolt <cite>fire_bolt posted [p:939622846] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>Serious answer: Having sex nonstop is an ok plan but not the best because a man can only produce sperm so fast and a woman is not always fertile at all (sex while she's on her period is pointless for impregnation). The highest odds would be to not have sex at all for one entire cycle until she hits the peak point in her ovulation cycle and THEN to fuck like rabbits. No deeding for you in the off time either, you want those swimmers to build up. Immediately after she should keep her hips elevated (like with a pillow under them) to help prevent anything from leaking for at least 30 minutes. Go at it like that daily (twice daily even) for a week and then hold off to start building back up. Odds are really good that you'll only need to do this week long once to get her knocked up as long as neither of you have fertility issues.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem boy 05/24/20 12:46:11 AM #40:	https://youtu.be/BFrVmDgh4v4 --- Pitter-patter, let's get at 'er <cite>emblem boy posted [p:939623383] in Trying to ... [t:78713596]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/BFrVmDgh4v4</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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