Current Events > bro I am LITERALLY 5'3" why the FUCK do tall women like me so much

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butthole666 05/22/20 10:55:03 PM #1:	I mean Im not complaining but what weird dimensional rift have I stepped through where this is a thing short kings rise up I guess? --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:939574533] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>I mean Im not complaining but what weird dimensional rift have I stepped through where this is a thing short kings rise up I guess? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 05/22/20 10:55:28 PM #2:	Username checks out --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:939574554] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>Username checks out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 05/22/20 10:55:46 PM #3:	Cause you got the juice --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:939574564] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote> Cause you got the juice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_School 05/22/20 10:55:54 PM #4:	Calm down Bagel Boss. <cite>Blue_School posted [p:939574568] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>Calm down Bagel Boss. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 05/22/20 10:55:56 PM #5:	Just take the snu snu --- Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world-some dude. <cite>Smackems posted [p:939574570] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>Just take the snu snu </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Phantom36 05/22/20 10:57:19 PM #6:	Smackems posted... Just take the snu snu --- The Phantom has spoken! <cite>Phantom36 posted [p:939574622] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Just take the snu snu</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shadowplay 05/22/20 10:58:56 PM #7:	Consider yourself fortunate that you can Smackems posted... take the snu snu --- I make a topic in Final Fantasy 12 to ask if Tifa! They said no Tifa. Hardness gone!-gandob <cite>Shadowplay posted [p:939574684] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>Consider yourself fortunate that you can Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>take the snu snu</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 05/22/20 11:00:59 PM #8:	Sorry I can only have sex that falls within my rigidly defined expectations of my own flaws ~~also Im not catching coronavirus just to get laid I barely care about that shit when its not life threatening~~ --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:939574757] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>Sorry I can only have sex that falls within my rigidly defined expectations of my own flaws also Im not catching coronavirus just to get laid I barely care about that shit when its not life threatening </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Disengaged 05/22/20 11:01:42 PM #9:	They arent tall women. Yous just short man. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. <cite>Disengaged posted [p:939574786] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>They arent tall women. Yous just short man. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shadowplay 05/22/20 11:02:13 PM #10:	You could literally make the amazon position a literal amazon position if there's a huge height difference between you and the girl. --- I make a topic in Final Fantasy 12 to ask if Tifa! They said no Tifa. Hardness gone!-gandob <cite>Shadowplay posted [p:939574803] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>You could literally make the amazon position a literal amazon position if there's a huge height difference between you and the girl. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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butthole666 05/22/20 11:06:21 PM #12:	Disengaged posted... They arent tall women. Yous just short man. I mean yes --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:939574937] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>Disengaged posted... </cite> <quote>They arent tall women. Yous just short man.</quote>I mean yes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dj1200 05/22/20 11:06:29 PM #13:	have you fucked a tall woman? --- "It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it." -Virtual Energies <cite>dj1200 posted [p:939574940] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>have you fucked a tall woman? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kisai 05/22/20 11:06:35 PM #14:	butthole666 posted... I mean Im not complaining but what weird dimensional rift have I stepped through where this is a thing It's almost like internet memes are not an indicator of real life. But I'm jealous. I'm 5'5, I wish I was shorter. ;_; --- WHO MODS THE MODERATORS? <cite>Kisai posted [p:939574942] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>butthole666 posted... </cite> <quote>I mean Im not complaining but what weird dimensional rift have I stepped through where this is a thing</quote> It's almost like internet memes are not an indicator of real life. But I'm jealous. I'm 5'5, I wish I was shorter. ;_; </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 05/22/20 11:09:30 PM #15:	dj1200 posted... have you fucked a tall woman? I have exclusively dated people with at least like 5 on me but have not actually been with someone who is tall but like half my tinder matches rn are closing in on 6 and are just all about that shit and Im just --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:939575047] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>dj1200 posted... </cite> <quote>have you fucked a tall woman?</quote>I have exclusively dated people with at least like 5 on me but have not actually been with someone who is tall but like half my tinder matches rn are closing in on 6 and are just all about that shit and Im just </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 05/22/20 11:10:29 PM #16:	Kisai posted... It's almost like internet memes are not an indicator of real life. But I'm jealous. I'm 5'5, I wish I was shorter. ;_; Also re: this I have several times in my life been told you would be hot if you were taller lmao --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:939575078] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>Kisai posted... </cite> <quote>It's almost like internet memes are not an indicator of real life. But I'm jealous. I'm 5'5, I wish I was shorter. ;_;</quote>Also re: this I have several times in my life been told you would be hot if you were taller lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kisai 05/22/20 11:14:32 PM #17:	butthole666 posted... Also re: this I have several times in my life been told you would be hot if you were taller lmao What? Seriously? Disregard anyone who said that. Doesn't make sense. Smaller guys are way more attractive. --- WHO MODS THE MODERATORS? <cite>Kisai posted [p:939575230] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>butthole666 posted... </cite> <quote>Also re: this I have several times in my life been told you would be hot if you were taller lmao</quote>What? Seriously? Disregard anyone who said that. Doesn't make sense. Smaller guys are way more attractive. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 05/22/20 11:20:16 PM #18:	i mean i dont disagree i just thought this was a fringe opinion Danzig was daddy in the 80s/early 90s and is also hilariously short --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:939575429] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>i mean i dont disagree i just thought this was a fringe opinion Danzig was daddy in the 80s/early 90s and is also hilariously short </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 05/22/20 11:22:06 PM #19:	You are a musician aren't you? That's a big draw for a lot of women in general --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:939575502] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>You are a musician aren't you? That's a big draw for a lot of women in general </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SeamusOHassey 05/22/20 11:23:55 PM #20:	You can solve that problem by waking up next time. --- You're not funny and nobody likes you. My future wife - https://bit.ly/2JEMxKX <cite>SeamusOHassey posted [p:939575571] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>You can solve that problem by waking up next time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dj1200 05/22/20 11:50:44 PM #22:	butthole666 posted... I have exclusively dated people with at least like 5 on me but have not actually been with someone who is tall but like half my tinder matches rn are closing in on 6 and are just all about that shit and Im just i've fucked some tall girls, but i'm relatively tall too. i'm 6'1 and my kids mom is like a half inch taller than me. --- "It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it." -Virtual Energies <cite>dj1200 posted [p:939576436] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>butthole666 posted... </cite> <quote>I have exclusively dated people with at least like 5 on me but have not actually been with someone who is tall but like half my tinder matches rn are closing in on 6 and are just all about that shit and Im just </quote> i've fucked some tall girls, but i'm relatively tall too. i'm 6'1 and my kids mom is like a half inch taller than me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 05/22/20 11:56:53 PM #23:	MabusIncarnate posted... You are a musician aren't you? That's a big draw for a lot of women in general Tbh I get almost no interest in that beyond a passing like oh thats cool :) lol --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:939576656] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>You are a musician aren't you? That's a big draw for a lot of women in general</quote>Tbh I get almost no interest in that beyond a passing like oh thats cool :) lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 05/23/20 12:05:07 AM #24:	Also people closer to my height are often disgusted by other short people in my experience and thats just kinda funny to me lol --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:939576936] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>Also people closer to my height are often disgusted by other short people in my experience and thats just kinda funny to me lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
action52 05/23/20 12:05:47 AM #25:	That's their fetish --- When I was a boy and I saw scary things in the news, my mother would say to me: Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping. -Fred Rogers <cite>action52 posted [p:939576952] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>That's their fetish </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kisai 05/23/20 12:06:04 AM #26:	Conflict posted... How does it not make sense lol. If anything wishing you were shorter makes less sense For one, I mean it makes no sense someone would say you'd be more attractive if you were taller, since IMO shorter guys are more attractive anyway. And regarding me wanting to be shorter, what's so great about being tall? --- WHO MODS THE MODERATORS? <cite>Kisai posted [p:939576963] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>Conflict posted... </cite> <quote>How does it not make sense lol. If anything wishing you were shorter makes less sense</quote>For one, I mean it makes no sense someone would say you'd be more attractive if you were taller, since IMO shorter guys are more attractive anyway. And regarding me wanting to be shorter, what's so great about being tall? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 05/23/20 12:12:20 AM #27:	Kisai posted... For one, I mean it makes no sense someone would say you'd be more attractive if you were taller, since IMO shorter guys are more attractive anyway. And regarding me wanting to be shorter, what's so great about being tall? Being able to buy people sized clothing would be pretty sick tbh --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:939577159] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>Kisai posted... </cite> <quote>For one, I mean it makes no sense someone would say you'd be more attractive if you were taller, since IMO shorter guys are more attractive anyway. And regarding me wanting to be shorter, what's so great about being tall?</quote>Being able to buy people sized clothing would be pretty sick tbh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kisai 05/23/20 12:15:36 AM #28:	butthole666 posted... Being able to buy people sized clothing would be pretty sick tbh It's not all that great. Besides, what are you talking about? You CAN buy people-sized clothing. --- WHO MODS THE MODERATORS? <cite>Kisai posted [p:939577267] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>butthole666 posted... </cite> <quote>Being able to buy people sized clothing would be pretty sick tbh</quote>It's not all that great. Besides, what are you talking about? You CAN buy people-sized clothing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evening_Dragon 05/23/20 12:18:00 AM #29:	I know that, in situations specifically engineered to compare to guys directly by height, yeah, the taller guy is typically more attractive. But in malls and colleges and parks, there has never, not once, been a lack of couples with short guys. Girls like cute just fine. --- "A guy talking into the camera about politics? My favorite." - Phantom_Nook Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide <cite>Evening_Dragon posted [p:939577350] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>I know that, in situations specifically engineered to compare to guys directly by height, yeah, the taller guy is typically more attractive. But in malls and colleges and parks, there has never, not once, been a lack of couples with short guys. Girls like cute just fine. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 05/23/20 12:14:11 PM #30:	Then short kings rise up indeed --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:939592829] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>Then short kings rise up indeed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 05/24/20 3:53:50 AM #31:	As an addendum to this I need to move my ass out of my dads house bc not being able to have ppl over sucks ass lmaO --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:939628041] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>As an addendum to this I need to move my ass out of my dads house bc not being able to have ppl over sucks ass lmaO </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Keith_Valentine 05/24/20 4:06:58 AM #32:	5'3 , live with your dad, and bragging? What an odd combination. <cite>Keith_Valentine posted [p:939628247] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote>5'3 , live with your dad, and bragging? What an odd combination. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 05/24/20 4:17:27 AM #33:	--- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:939628400] in bro I am L... [t:78712155]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > bro I am LITERALLY 5'3" why the FUCK do tall women like me so much