Poll of the Day > Did you know a woman invented the first calendar?

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Sarcastic 05/22/20 3:07:42 PM #1:	It's true. The earliest suspected time tracker is a bone with 28 notches on it. And who needs to keep track of something every 28 days? That's right, women. Men have no need to track something for 28 days. As we all know, periods always occur every 28 days without fail, barring pregnancy. There's nothing else that occurs every 28 days like clockwork. Certainly not the lunar cycle. Therefore women invented calendars. Suck it, misogynists. <cite>Sarcastic posted [p:939552828] in Did you kn... [t:78711023]...</cite> <quote>It's true. The earliest suspected time tracker is a bone with 28 notches on it. And who needs to keep track of something every 28 days? That's right, women. Men have no need to track something for 28 days. As we all know, periods always occur every 28 days without fail, barring pregnancy. There's nothing else that occurs every 28 days like clockwork. Certainly not the lunar cycle. Therefore women invented calendars. Suck it, misogynists. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FatalAccident 05/22/20 3:09:22 PM #2:	10/10 would read again --- walks away <cite>FatalAccident posted [p:939552923] in Did you kn... [t:78711023]...</cite> <quote>10/10 would read again </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChronxDaHemphog 05/22/20 3:10:24 PM #3:	<cite>ChronxDaHemphog posted [p:939552972] in Did you kn... [t:78711023]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 05/22/20 3:12:12 PM #4:	Or anybody tracking the lunar cycle. --- Align your chakras, it starts with your breathing. http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceOfBreath.htm <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:939553082] in Did you kn... [t:78711023]...</cite> <quote>Or anybody tracking the lunar cycle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcastic 05/22/20 3:37:20 PM #5:	FatalAccident posted... 10/10 would read again Why thank you ChronxDaHemphog posted... Knowledge is power SunWuKung420 posted... Or anybody tracking the lunar cycle. I explicitly said not the lunar cycle. See me after class. <cite>Sarcastic posted [p:939554518] in Did you kn... [t:78711023]...</cite> <quote>FatalAccident posted... </cite> <quote>10/10 would read again</quote>Why thank you ChronxDaHemphog posted... </cite> <quote></quote>Knowledge is power SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>Or anybody tracking the lunar cycle.</quote>I explicitly said not the lunar cycle. See me after class. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 05/22/20 3:39:34 PM #6:	sarcasthma alt. going to put them the same place as the main --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:939554632] in Did you kn... [t:78711023]...</cite> <quote>sarcasthma alt. going to put them the same place as the main</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 05/22/20 3:42:03 PM #7:	I would love to see your link about a calendar bone. --- Align your chakras, it starts with your breathing. http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceOfBreath.htm <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:939554765] in Did you kn... [t:78711023]...</cite> <quote>I would love to see your link about a calendar bone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcastic 05/22/20 3:48:21 PM #8:	SunWuKung420 posted... I would love to see your link about a calendar bone. https://amp.reddit.com/r/AskAnthropology/comments/ [delete this space because gamefaqs] 3pauys/does_anyone_know_anything_about_a_womans/ As always reddit has all the answers. Just don't read the comments which are full of misogynistic revisionists. <cite>Sarcastic posted [p:939555103] in Did you kn... [t:78711023]...</cite> <quote>SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>I would love to see your link about a calendar bone.</quote>https://amp.reddit.com/r/AskAnthropology/comments/ [delete this space because gamefaqs] 3pauys/does_anyone_know_anything_about_a_womans/ As always reddit has all the answers. Just don't read the comments which are full of misogynistic revisionists. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 05/22/20 3:48:50 PM #9:	Lol reddit. Great source. --- Align your chakras, it starts with your breathing. http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceOfBreath.htm <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:939555129] in Did you kn... [t:78711023]...</cite> <quote>Lol reddit. Great source. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcastic 05/22/20 4:02:10 PM #10:	SunWuKung420 posted... Lol reddit. Great source. It's not my fault you never learned about the Lebombo bone in school. Typical American school system. <cite>Sarcastic posted [p:939555813] in Did you kn... [t:78711023]...</cite> <quote>SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>Lol reddit. Great source.</quote>It's not my fault you never learned about the Lebombo bone in school. Typical American school system. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 05/22/20 4:06:54 PM #11:	Ah, yes. No wonder there's no mention of it in calender history. "However, the bone is clearly broken at one end, so the 29 notches may or may not be the total number. In the cases of other notched bones since found globally, there has been no consistent notch tally, many being in the 110 range." Your whole premise is conjecture and highly theoretical. It could be a prisoner counting days. Moving on. Edit: It's a gorilla bone. Not even a human bone. --- Align your chakras, it starts with your breathing. http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceOfBreath.htm <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:939556068] in Did you kn... [t:78711023]...</cite> <quote>Ah, yes. No wonder there's no mention of it in calender history. "However, the bone is clearly broken at one end, so the 29 notches may or may not be the total number. In the cases of other notched bones since found globally, there has been no consistent notch tally, many being in the 110 range." Your whole premise is conjecture and highly theoretical. It could be a prisoner counting days. Moving on. Edit: It's a gorilla bone. Not even a human bone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcastic 05/22/20 4:10:01 PM #12:	SunWuKung420 posted... Ah, yes. No wonder there's no mention of it in calender history. "However, the bone is clearly broken at one end, so the 29 notches may or may not be the total number. In the cases of other notched bones since found globally, there has been no consistent notch tally, many being in the 110 range." Your whole premise is conjecture and highly theoretical. It could be a prisoner counting days. Moving on. calendar. If you can't even spell the name right now are you supposed to think ideologica...I mean, critically about it? <cite>Sarcastic posted [p:939556216] in Did you kn... [t:78711023]...</cite> <quote>SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>Ah, yes. No wonder there's no mention of it in calender history. "However, the bone is clearly broken at one end, so the 29 notches may or may not be the total number. In the cases of other notched bones since found globally, there has been no consistent notch tally, many being in the 110 range." Your whole premise is conjecture and highly theoretical. It could be a prisoner counting days. Moving on.</quote>calendar. If you can't even spell the name right now are you supposed to think ideologica...I mean, critically about it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcastic 05/22/20 4:11:31 PM #13:	SunWuKung420 posted... Edit: It's a gorilla bone. Not even a human bone. Oh shit, I thought it was a human bone the whole time! I even stated as such in the topic! This changes everything. <cite>Sarcastic posted [p:939556298] in Did you kn... [t:78711023]...</cite> <quote>SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>Edit: It's a gorilla bone. Not even a human bone.</quote> Oh shit, I thought it was a human bone the whole time! I even stated as such in the topic! This changes everything. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 05/22/20 4:12:28 PM #14:	I have no idea why my autofill misspells calendar constantly. I don't save typos to the user dictionary. Definitely a coding issue. Also, attacking a typo is definitely a sign of "internet mad". --- Align your chakras, it starts with your breathing. http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceOfBreath.htm <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:939556348] in Did you kn... [t:78711023]...</cite> <quote>I have no idea why my autofill misspells calendar constantly. I don't save typos to the user dictionary. Definitely a coding issue. Also, attacking a typo is definitely a sign of "internet mad". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcastic 05/22/20 4:14:00 PM #15:	SunWuKung420 posted... I have no idea why my autofill misspells calendar constantly. I don't save typos to the user dictionary. Definitely a coding issue. Also, attacking a typo is definitely a sign of "internet mad". I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're having an off day. Say my name out loud and reread the topic. <cite>Sarcastic posted [p:939556441] in Did you kn... [t:78711023]...</cite> <quote>SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>I have no idea why my autofill misspells calendar constantly. I don't save typos to the user dictionary. Definitely a coding issue. Also, attacking a typo is definitely a sign of "internet mad".</quote>I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're having an off day. Say my name out loud and reread the topic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewerx 05/22/20 4:16:46 PM #16:	How would that even work as a tracker of the number of days passed? It would work for the first 28 days, sure. But after that, what do you use to mark the number of subsequent days, if you're not making any more notches? --- Lego people live in houses made of their own flesh. -- boardrboy69 <cite>Firewerx posted [p:939556596] in Did you kn... [t:78711023]...</cite> <quote>How would that even work as a tracker of the number of days passed? It would work for the first 28 days, sure. But after that, what do you use to mark the number of subsequent days, if you're not making any more notches? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 05/22/20 4:16:48 PM #17:	My face when a gimmick account outs itself... --- Align your chakras, it starts with your breathing. http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceOfBreath.htm <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:939556597] in Did you kn... [t:78711023]...</cite> <quote>My face when a gimmick account outs itself... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcastic 05/22/20 4:37:34 PM #18:	Firewerx posted... How would that even work as a tracker of the number of days passed? It would work for the first 28 days, sure. But after that, what do you use to mark the number of subsequent days, if you're not making any more notches? Another bone obviously. Just like how current calendars have month separations! SunWuKung420 posted... My face when a gimmick account outs itself... Uh huh. Not much of a coming out. <cite>Sarcastic posted [p:939557614] in Did you kn... [t:78711023]...</cite> <quote>Firewerx posted... </cite> <quote>How would that even work as a tracker of the number of days passed? It would work for the first 28 days, sure. But after that, what do you use to mark the number of subsequent days, if you're not making any more notches?</quote>Another bone obviously. Just like how current calendars have month separations! SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>My face when a gimmick account outs itself...</quote>Uh huh. Not much of a coming out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewerx 05/22/20 4:42:25 PM #19:	Sarcastic posted... Another bone obviously. Just like how current calendars have month separations! I'd have more confidence in that interpretation if they'd found at least a second bone to corroborate it. Or, er, am I taking this too seriously? --- Lego people live in houses made of their own flesh. -- boardrboy69 <cite>Firewerx posted [p:939557846] in Did you kn... [t:78711023]...</cite> <quote>Sarcastic posted... </cite> <quote>Another bone obviously. Just like how current calendars have month separations!</quote>I'd have more confidence in that interpretation if they'd found at least a second bone to corroborate it. Or, er, am I taking this too seriously? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 05/22/20 4:43:41 PM #20:	Firewerx posted... Or, er, am I taking this too seriously? Nowhere near as seriously as someone who makes gimmick accounts to entertain themselves. --- Align your chakras, it starts with your breathing. http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceOfBreath.htm <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:939557915] in Did you kn... [t:78711023]...</cite> <quote>Firewerx posted... </cite> <quote>Or, er, am I taking this too seriously?</quote> Nowhere near as seriously as someone who makes gimmick accounts to entertain themselves. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcastic 05/22/20 4:47:09 PM #21:	Firewerx posted... I'd have more confidence in that interpretation if they'd found at least a second bone to corroborate it. Or, er, am I taking this too seriously? Dude they've found millions of bones. SunWuKung420 posted... Nowhere near as seriously as someone who makes gimmick accounts to entertain themselves. Yes, making jokes on a message board is taking things much more seriously than taking the message board seriously. <cite>Sarcastic posted [p:939558107] in Did you kn... [t:78711023]...</cite> <quote>Firewerx posted... </cite> <quote>I'd have more confidence in that interpretation if they'd found at least a second bone to corroborate it. Or, er, am I taking this too seriously?</quote>Dude they've found millions of bones. SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>Nowhere near as seriously as someone who makes gimmick accounts to entertain themselves.</quote>Yes, making jokes on a message board is taking things much more seriously than taking the message board seriously. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 05/22/20 4:52:19 PM #22:	Sarcastic posted... Yes, making jokes on a message board is taking things much more seriously than taking the message board seriously. You sarcastically stating that women deserve credit isn't so much a joke but much more simply sexism. --- Align your chakras, it starts with your breathing. http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceOfBreath.htm <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:939558343] in Did you kn... [t:78711023]...</cite> <quote>Sarcastic posted... </cite> <quote>Yes, making jokes on a message board is taking things much more seriously than taking the message board seriously.</quote> You sarcastically stating that women deserve credit isn't so much a joke but much more simply sexism. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcastic 05/22/20 4:55:37 PM #23:	SunWuKung420 posted... You sarcastically stating that women deserve credit isn't so much a joke but much more simply sexism. Your intelligence is only surpassed by your gorgeous and handsome face. <cite>Sarcastic posted [p:939558516] in Did you kn... [t:78711023]...</cite> <quote>SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>You sarcastically stating that women deserve credit isn't so much a joke but much more simply sexism.</quote>Your intelligence is only surpassed by your gorgeous and handsome face. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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