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uwnim
05/21/20 9:36:43 PM
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Your body will increase in size until your total volume is a cubic yard. Would you accept?

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stone
05/21/20 9:38:22 PM
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Fuck no, I don't want to be a big blob

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thronedfire2
05/21/20 9:38:51 PM
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does it grow proportionally or do I turn into a big grape like that girl from Willy Wonka?

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King Rial
05/21/20 9:43:24 PM
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If my calculations are correct, that would be a person nearly 680lbs?

Someone better at this can tell you if I'm in the right ballpark.
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uwnim
05/21/20 10:03:37 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
does it grow proportionally or do I turn into a big grape like that girl from Willy Wonka?
Not fully proportionally cause that would cause you to become way too tall. Some height increase but mostly in the other directions.

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You'd be big.

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Questionmarktarius
05/21/20 10:04:54 PM
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uwnim posted...
Not fully proportionally cause that would cause you to become way too tall. Some height increase but mostly in the other directions.
Square-cube law would even things out.
Andre the Giant was probably close to a cubic yard.
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Medussa
05/21/20 10:09:36 PM
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a couple google searches tells me that this is an increase of almost 12 times for the average person. which, if I remember correctly, would be ~2.3 times bigger in each dimension.

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Damn_Underscore
05/21/20 10:09:54 PM
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so you become boogie
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cmiller4642
05/21/20 10:10:35 PM
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Can it be muscle? I bet the WWE would pay me millions more
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Masamune_DS
05/21/20 10:11:10 PM
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No one is considering if this increase in volume comes from fat or muscle. Muscle is more dense, so you'll definitely resemble the Hulk. But at least you're not a blob.

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uwnim
05/21/20 10:14:52 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Square-cube law would even things out.
Andre the Giant was probably close to a cubic yard.
Big problem is the legs. Human legs make up a large part of out height but are not particularly large around so our volume ends up being much less than we'd think it should be.

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uwnim
05/22/20 12:36:56 PM
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cmiller4642 posted...
Can it be muscle? I bet the WWE would pay me millions more
Maybe. Your fat and muscle will keep the same volume ratio they have now.
Relative to each other, not total volume.

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