Current Events > Her: "I dont want a 2 pump chump"

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Blue_Inigo
05/21/20 2:56:37 AM
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Your reaction?

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VVALLBOUNCE
05/21/20 2:58:00 AM
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what if hes 63 tee hee?
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ASithLord7
05/21/20 2:58:10 AM
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Literally never had that issue so

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NES4EVER
05/21/20 2:58:25 AM
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Good thing I'm a 3 poke joke then

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MabusIncarnate
05/21/20 2:59:01 AM
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ASithLord7 posted...
Literally never had that issue so
This guy is more of a "May the 4th blast in you" kinda bro

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WaterLink
05/21/20 2:59:15 AM
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Luckily I'm one and done
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VVALLBOUNCE
05/21/20 2:59:41 AM
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im a four stroke bloke myself
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obeseexplosive
05/21/20 3:02:07 AM
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I'm a backfire on the down stroke myself

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Disengaged
05/21/20 3:03:42 AM
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Who are you?

Why are you in my house?

Why are you talking to my coatrack?

Get the fuck out.

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Giblet_Enjoyer
05/21/20 3:18:10 AM
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5 stuff it in ruffian reporting in

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TomNook20
05/21/20 3:22:37 AM
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yemmy
05/21/20 3:24:12 AM
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What about a 5 ream and creme

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Keith_Valentine
05/21/20 3:24:30 AM
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However many strokes I can get in in 5 minutes, thats what it is. If she cums, she cums. Then I roll over, let out the huge fart I was holding in, and fire up my xbox 360 and continue gaming. Oh yea, i ask to borrow $20 too.
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Smackems
05/21/20 3:29:00 AM
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"I take a medication that makes it more difficult for me to orgasm, so you're gonna have to actually put forth some effort"

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Solid Snake07
05/21/20 3:40:32 AM
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Classy lady

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coh
05/21/20 3:41:11 AM
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I don't know what that means.
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pogo_rabid
05/21/20 3:41:39 AM
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"Good, because due to my masturbation habits of my teens, women can't get me to finish!"

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shnangyboos
05/21/20 3:44:40 AM
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And I don't want some weak bitch complaining about how sore her pussy and asshole are after 30 minutes with the beast.

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Shablagoo
05/21/20 3:45:41 AM
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Thats fine, Ill give you a blue rump hump instead.

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Parappa09
05/21/20 3:46:11 AM
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2 and a half still works

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Turtlebread
05/21/20 3:46:37 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
"Good, because due to my masturbation habits of my teens, women can't get me to finish!"


hits close to home

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Shablagoo
05/21/20 3:47:47 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
hits close to home

true dat playa

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Returning_CEmen
05/21/20 3:49:57 AM
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Sometimes I get off really fast, but I keep going for a while after.
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CommunismFTW
05/21/20 3:54:59 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
"Good, because due to my masturbation habits of my teens, women can't get me to finish!"


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Keith_Valentine
05/21/20 3:56:11 AM
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shnangyboos posted...
And I don't want some weak bitch complaining about how sore her pussy and asshole are after 30 minutes with the beast.

Alpha af. He bullying the pussy and the butt.
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