Current Events > $10 million dollars but your mom is a pornstar

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thebatz
05/20/20 10:08:45 AM
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????????????


your mom was a pornstar for 20 years starting at the age of 18. She went on to do all sorts of genres ranging from masturbation, boy on girl, lesbian, anal, gangbangs. Basically she did everything from 18 all the way to being classified as a milf.
Now the condition to get this $10 million is you have to watch everything of her filmography for those 20 years. And i mean everything so no skipping/forwarding...
Can you do it?

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420TwiZtiD420
05/20/20 10:15:09 AM
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Is this even a question? Oh wait. We have to watch it? Voted way too soon... fml

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thebatz
05/20/20 10:16:54 AM
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420TwiZtiD420 posted...
Is this even a question? Oh wait. We have to watch it? Voted way too soon... fml
Well at least you can buy her something real nice for mother's day

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Master_Bass
05/20/20 10:17:12 AM
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420TwiZtiD420 posted...
Oh wait. We have to watch it? Voted way too soon... fml
This. Dammit, but at least I'm rich, I guess.

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Turbam
05/20/20 10:19:33 AM
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Was it deep anal?

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Foppe
05/20/20 12:56:03 PM
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How long will it take watching it?

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SoundNetwork
05/20/20 12:57:08 PM
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This is only bad if I end up liking it

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OffTempo
05/20/20 12:58:58 PM
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Thats way too much porn to watch. Maybe if it was something that was running in the background or if it was like a quarter of all her work. But I'm way too busy to watch 20 years worth of porn.

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GodIsImaginary
05/20/20 1:00:07 PM
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That's fine, I won't be embarrassed because nobody watches old porn.
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au_gold
05/20/20 1:00:46 PM
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So, $10 million and nothing changes?

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im not 13
05/20/20 1:10:28 PM
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Even if I didn't have to watch it it's still a no

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420TwiZtiD420
05/20/20 4:01:13 PM
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Foppe posted...
How long will it take watching it?
Bro its 20 years of backlog you gotta go through.

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Lost_All_Senses
05/20/20 4:04:28 PM
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Did she go into it and come out with no trauma?

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Nazanir
05/20/20 4:12:53 PM
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Well, my mom is dead.

So free money?

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Jshipp24
05/20/20 4:13:19 PM
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This is a easy no, you can't seriously respect or love your mother if you would change her like this. I know my mom would never want a lifestyle like this and I would never want her to do it either.
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IronWolf87
05/20/20 4:15:19 PM
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Voted before I read I had to watch it.
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Foppe
05/20/20 4:32:15 PM
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420TwiZtiD420 posted...
Bro its 20 years of backlog you gotta go through.
Still a huge difference if she did a scene per week or one per month.

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Amuseum
05/20/20 4:59:49 PM
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so what's the catch?
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EricDraven59
05/20/20 5:00:58 PM
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I have seen my moms boobs a couple times in my life. It was when I was younger though. I mean she didn't show me them on purpose, but I seen her changing and all
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Derwood
05/20/20 5:01:26 PM
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My mom is 71 years old
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voldothegr8
05/20/20 5:03:20 PM
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Foppe posted...
How long will it take watching it?

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fire_bolt
05/20/20 5:23:00 PM
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Just going to make some numbers up here.

So assume the average scene is 20 minutes and she did 3 scenes a month for 20 years. That works out to 240 hours of porn, or 10 straight days if you only have to watch her scenes.

I think that's doable. Even if this is a lowball number (and it could be high idk much about professional porn) and we doubled the content its still only 20 days of porn. Figure you watch it 8 hours a day and it'd only take you 2 months to burn thru the whole thing. That is probably worth $10M.

If you have to watch the entirety of every movie she was ever involved it might not. That could easily triple your watch time or more. If the money is paid up front it'd probably still be worth it but if you have to finish it all before you get paid it'd probably be hard to hold down a job so you can keep paying bills while also trying to watch all that in a timely fashion.

That said, I'd be far less concerned about being grossed out by it and more worried about boredom. I doubt I could watch 8 hours of *any* porn every day for two months and not go crazy from boredom. Hell, I barely watch shows I like without my Switch in hand most of the time.
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420TwiZtiD420
05/21/20 11:56:40 AM
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Nazanir posted...
Well, my mom is dead.

So free money?
That's going to be really morbid for you..hope you make it out alive.

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Guerrilla Soldier
05/21/20 12:01:53 PM
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yeah honestly i think i'm desensitized to the point where my only concerns would be the rules of watching

do i have to watch it all in a row? can i do it throughout a week or a month? or several months?

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bknight
05/21/20 12:09:23 PM
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I'm I forbidden to deed? Cause that would be a deal breaker.
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