Current Events > the more I hear about the person I replaced. The more I need to drink

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CreepySmile
05/19/20 7:53:01 AM
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no context
my head hurts
I want alcohol in my blood

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CreepySmile
05/19/20 9:28:33 AM
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I'll tell you what he did because I'm finally not as triggered

He refused to install any browser but internet explorer on payroll's pc because he didn't trust anything but internet explorer in case it sent tracking data.
How do I know this? I got forwarded an email he sent about 6 months ago. SIX FUCKING MONTHS AGO HE RECOMMENDED INTERNET EXPLORER

hold me
in fact embrace me with alcohol

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Choco
05/19/20 9:31:13 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase
05/19/20 9:33:18 AM
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Choco posted...
don't drink out of frustration :(

Welllllll now hold on. What else did this person do?

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sauceje
05/19/20 9:33:40 AM
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People can be idiots even at the highest rungs. Just look at the president of the USA

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He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage,
He's half alive, he's half dead, folks just call him Buckethead
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Hexenherz
05/19/20 9:47:15 AM
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You alright man? That sounds like a minor thing to get upset over

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AbysmalTrinity
05/19/20 9:52:58 AM
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And then what happens? You age prematurely and have a bad liver.

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CreepySmile
05/19/20 10:28:10 AM
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Oh backups weren't to be tested because it's a waste of resources

I need more alcohol

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Hexenherz
05/19/20 10:28:23 AM
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AbysmalTrinity posted...
And then what happens? You age prematurely and have a bad liver.

Doctor: What do you believe the reasoning behind your alcohol addiction is?
CreepySmile: This guy that worked at some company before I even submitted my application did some stupid thing that took me a few minutes to undo.

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BlazinBlue88
05/19/20 10:35:54 AM
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CreepySmile posted...
I'll tell you what he did because I'm finally not as triggered

He refused to install any browser but internet explorer on payroll's pc because he didn't trust anything but internet explorer in case it sent tracking data.
How do I know this? I got forwarded an email he sent about 6 months ago. SIX FUCKING MONTHS AGO HE RECOMMENDED INTERNET EXPLORER

hold me
in fact embrace me with alcohol
At my last job, we enforced an only IE policy for a few reasons.

  1. Our banking software was only compatible with IE.
  2. Browsers love to be set as the default browser which would generate helpdesk tickets from people cause their bank software isn't working.
  3. Just another application on the computer we'd have to keep up to date for Infosec/audit purposes.

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CreepySmile
05/19/20 11:23:36 AM
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*prepares to have a war justifying spending a few thousand*
"okay if you think this is best, just go ahead, I trust you"

I FUCKING LOVE THIS JOB

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