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UnfairRepresent
05/19/20 5:03:47 AM
#1:


Would you carry her bags?


You're walking along in public as she's straining to carry her bags and she asks you to carry them for her.

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How do you react?
What do you do?
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Master_Bass
05/19/20 5:04:50 AM
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I'd take at least a few bags to help her out.

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coh
05/19/20 5:05:43 AM
#3:


Wouldn't be much of a man if I didn't
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Funcoot
05/19/20 5:06:40 AM
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I'd jokingly talk some shit first, but of course I'd carry them.

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Leight_Weight
05/19/20 5:07:02 AM
#5:


Yeah I don't think the gender even matters. Or the context. I feel like I would do this for almost any human being. Except Amanda.

Fuck you, Amanda.

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CreepySmile
05/19/20 5:07:14 AM
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"Your arms are 4 times bigger than mine and you can literally lift quadruple what I can and it's why I gave you the bags"

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NinjaPirateDood
05/19/20 5:14:41 AM
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If she has time to complain, she has time to walk. No one ever carries MY bags. Stop being a baby.

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shnangyboos
05/19/20 5:16:03 AM
#8:


"I told you not to buy all that shit, now come on!"

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UnfairRepresent
05/19/20 5:16:26 AM
#9:


Leight_Weight posted...
Yeah I don't think the gender even matters. Or the context.

Really?

What if some fat guy just walked up and said "Carry my heavy bags!"
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Kolibri X
05/19/20 5:17:32 AM
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Say alright, but remind her this is why men should be paid more.

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UnfairRepresent
05/19/20 11:14:37 AM
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Kolibri X posted...
Say alright, but remind her this is why men should be paid more.

Being able to lift heavy things really helps when typing e-mails in an office.
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IfGodCouldDie
05/19/20 11:16:22 AM
#12:


Funcoot posted...
I'd jokingly talk some shit first, but of course I'd carry them.


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IfGodCouldDie
05/19/20 11:16:36 AM
#13:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Being able to lift heavy things really helps when typing e-mails in an office.
It does.

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IfGodCouldDie
05/19/20 11:17:40 AM
#14:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Really?

What if some fat guy just walked up and said "Carry my heavy bags!"
If that fat guy was my SO...

Funcoot posted...
I'd jokingly talk some shit first, but of course I'd carry them.


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masterpug53
05/19/20 11:18:20 AM
#15:


You're not a real man if you don't immediately throw both her bags and her over your shoulder.

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