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greencheek
05/17/20 3:22:42 AM
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can never have too many parrots
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MabusIncarnate
05/17/20 3:24:41 AM
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No one is laughing

Hang your head in shame

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CoDWarzone
05/17/20 3:26:27 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
No one is laughing

Hang your head in shame
I laughed.

Get rekt
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Lost_All_Senses
05/17/20 3:29:27 AM
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If you got too many parrots, wouldn't they just talk to each other all day?

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greencheek
05/17/20 3:30:30 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
If you got too many parrots, wouldn't they just talk to each other all day?

not all parrots talk like humans tho
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Lost_All_Senses
05/17/20 3:31:16 AM
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greencheek posted...
not all parrots talk like humans tho

Not all parrots talk like humans?

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MabusIncarnate
05/17/20 3:32:31 AM
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This is coming from a Green Cheek Conure tbh

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greencheek
05/17/20 3:41:39 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
This is coming from a Green Cheek Conure tbh
better than a sun conure, those are the loudest
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MabusIncarnate
05/17/20 3:44:06 AM
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The first time I needed stitches was getting bitten by a Sun Conure when I worked at Petco

Fuck those things

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greencheek
05/17/20 3:54:49 AM
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did you know anything about birds before trying to handle one?

not counting the fact that conures in general are nippy birds, they're a very trust building species, and you have to learn their body language.
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Guerrilla Soldier
05/17/20 4:37:13 AM
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consult a lawyer before you do anything

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