Current Events > *gets the random encounter to steal the Laponte Duke o' Death in GTAV*

(+) Yeah! (+)

Ok, shit. What now?

*chased by guys in semis and really fast vehicles*

Well, good thing I'm faster and durable. This thing's bullet proof. Oh, here's a road that ends on the mini-map, but leads onto some sort of compound.

*instant 4 stars*

I accidentally drove onto the military base to escape the angry bois, then spent 20 minutes trying to evade the military and police. I _finally_ found a train tunnel that I could hide in. Fucking persistent birds.

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This entire fucking thing started because I won a stock car race as Trevor to get the Burger Shot pace car. As I was driving it back to my garage to store it, I got a random event by the airfield. This chubby motherfuker in a van tasers me, robs me of all my shit, and leaves me on the train tracks. My car got impounded as a result.

Because I'm Trevor, I don't bother trying to find clothing. I just steal another vehicle to head to the impound station. That's when I came across the Imponte. So, I did all the police evading bullshit in my underwear.

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The random shit that can happen in this game is beautiful

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