Poll of the Day > Imagine looking at the Statue of David and thinking...

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PK_Spam
05/15/20 11:55:40 AM
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Yeah... the guy who made this is absolutely straight.

madness

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FatalAccident
05/15/20 11:59:03 AM
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okay

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Lokarin
05/15/20 12:02:17 PM
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what if it was his own weenis?

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Blightzkrieg
05/15/20 12:14:21 PM
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Maybe he wore gloves while chiseling it to counter the gay

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ChimeraBlue
05/15/20 12:33:33 PM
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Making art representational isn't predicated on sexual desire.
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OniRonin
05/15/20 12:45:04 PM
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ChimeraBlue posted...
Making art representational isn't predicated on sexual desire.
as everyone knows, people in the past were never horny

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wolfy42
05/15/20 12:48:20 PM
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I mean, wasn't it a roman statue? I believe they thought small junk was a sign of status or something, but wouldn't a gay sculptor still make the junk kinda big?

So probably not gay.

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Jen0125
05/15/20 12:53:43 PM
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This is kind of a weird post. It's art. Artists create nude forms all the time.

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wolfy42
05/15/20 12:54:50 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
This is kind of a weird post.


Isn't that the norm on this board?:)

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SilentSeph
05/15/20 1:25:39 PM
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He said 'no homo' before sculpting the dong so it's all good

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Firewerx
05/15/20 1:28:37 PM
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"Maybe if I chisel a cock into the statue, no one will notice that I can't do hands."

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captpackrat
05/15/20 2:47:17 PM
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I got to thinking the other day that since Data claimed that he was "fully functional", that means Dr. Soong had to design and build a proper functioning dingus not just for Data but again for Lore (and possibly B-4 and the two other prototypes). And then it suddenly goes well into creepy territory when you remember that Soong's wife said they considered the androids to be their children.

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SunWuKung420
05/15/20 2:52:53 PM
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Nothing about David implies Michelangelo was gay but his sonnets written about men 30 years younger than him do.

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LinkPizza
05/15/20 6:33:25 PM
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I remember watching a movie where the students had to draw a guy who was nude during class. One of the girls just drew a giant penis. She was the horny one...
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AnnoyedCops
05/15/20 6:36:45 PM
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captpackrat posted...
I got to thinking the other day that since Data claimed that he was "fully functional", that means Dr. Soong had to design and build a proper functioning dingus not just for Data but again for Lore (and possibly B-4 and the two other prototypes). And then it suddenly goes well into creepy territory when you remember that Soong's wife said they considered the androids to be their children.

Cue fanfics of Dr. Soong doing QA on the hardware.


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