Current Events > You're out for a jog, and two men stop you with shotguns.

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Squall28
05/13/20 9:12:08 AM
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How do you save yourself?

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s0nicfan
05/13/20 9:12:52 AM
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By not making any sudden movements and asking them what they want? And then doing whatever they ask.

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The Trent
05/13/20 9:13:56 AM
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jetpack the fuck out of there

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Veggeta X
05/13/20 9:16:26 AM
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Run as fast as I humanly can away from them and towards other people, explaining about these two man trying to kill me.

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MC_BatCommander
05/13/20 9:22:48 AM
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I don't know I would probably panic

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Hexenherz
05/13/20 9:23:10 AM
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I shoot them with my shotguns

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CreepySmile
05/13/20 9:23:29 AM
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Well that would only happen here in Ireland on private property since open carry isn't a thing here so I ask where I can leave and resume my jog.

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knutjob
05/13/20 9:24:37 AM
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what do they want?
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Squall28
05/13/20 9:26:21 AM
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s0nicfan posted...
By not making any sudden movements and asking them what they want? And then doing whatever they ask.

What if they tell you to bite the curb?

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DevsBro
05/13/20 9:27:47 AM
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Joke's on them, I'm already dead from jogging.

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s0nicfan
05/13/20 9:29:04 AM
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Squall28 posted...
What if they tell you to bite the curb?

I try talking them down. Running isn't going to work, and trying to fight them isn't going to work. It's the only option with the highest chance of survival.

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SH_expert44
05/13/20 9:30:07 AM
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Squall28
05/13/20 9:32:11 AM
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s0nicfan posted...
I try talking them down. Running isn't going to work, and trying to fight them isn't going to work. It's the only option with the highest chance of survival.

They scream "PUT IT ON THE CURB RIGHT NOW!"

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The Trent
05/13/20 9:32:50 AM
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"sorry what curve? i am a flat earther and i do not believe in curves"

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Squall28
05/13/20 9:33:53 AM
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Editted!

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s0nicfan
05/13/20 9:35:39 AM
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Squall28 posted...
They scream "PUT IT ON THE CURVE RIGHT NOW!"

I follow the instructions while still trying to talk them down. Again, you got two guys with shotguns near you. Running will get you definitely killed. Trying to fight them will get you definitely killed. All that's left is to hope that if you follow their orders there's only a chance of being killed.

The real world isn't some action movie. It's not like you can just take on two guys with shotguns while unarmed.

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Evening_Dragon
05/13/20 9:35:41 AM
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s0nicfan posted...
I try talking them down. Running isn't going to work, and trying to fight them isn't going to work. It's the only option with the highest chance of survival.

I agree, to an extent. If it looks like they're gonna shoot despite my attempts at talk, I'll either fight or run for any sort of cover, depending on what's near me.

Of course, this is assuming I can function rationally. I've been attacked with crude weapons, but never with shotguns, fuck.

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Were_Wyrm
05/13/20 9:36:25 AM
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I rush them.

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Austin_Era_II
05/13/20 9:38:32 AM
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I'd quickly get to the ground so they don't see me. And once they do and everything goes slo-mo I'd pull out of tranquilizing gun and do a headshot on the guys while "!" is above their heads. Then I'd whistle for my horse to pick me up. To mother base asshole!

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Elmer_Glue
05/13/20 9:38:38 AM
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Unsheathe my katana, and teleport behind them.
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Tony_Biggie_Pun
05/13/20 9:41:05 AM
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The video proves that they were going to kill him regardless. I've heard They were sharing it amongst their groups for fun

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uwnim
05/13/20 9:52:22 AM
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s0nicfan posted...
I follow the instructions while still trying to talk them down. Again, you got two guys with shotguns near you. Running will get you definitely killed. Trying to fight them will get you definitely killed. All that's left is to hope that if you follow their orders there's only a chance of being killed.

The real world isn't some action movie. It's not like you can just take on two guys with shotguns while unarmed.
The safest place to be in such a situation is to be close enough to one of them that it is impossible for them to point the shotgun at you and the other person would be unwilling to shoot due to the risk of shooting their buddy. So if talking and trying to deescalate does fail, fighting is probably the best option. You'd still probably die, but it would be better than certainly dying.

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Strider102
05/13/20 9:57:28 AM
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Snap my fingers to slow down time and do a backflip kick.

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apocalyptic_4
05/13/20 10:54:02 AM
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You should add they are the opposite minority as you and view you as a hostile.

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goldenBoi45
05/13/20 6:04:27 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
By not making any sudden movements and asking them what they want? And then doing whatever they ask.
Yeah because those shotguns totally give them authority over you.

Same old song and dance. "He should have cooperated." "Maybe if they just followed the rules and didnt react the way that they do." Etc, etc, etc.

Except this time it isn't even police officers on duty, just a couple of redneck vigilante dipshits. Yet you still defend it. SOLELY based on the races involved.

And please try and tell me you would react the same if the races were reversed

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DarthAragorn
05/13/20 6:07:00 PM
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I'm white as fuck so they would probably just ignore me
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s0nicfan
05/13/20 6:07:17 PM
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goldenBoi45 posted...
Yeah because those shotguns totally give them authority over you.

Same old song and dance. "He should have cooperated." "Maybe if they just followed the rules and didnt react the way that they do." Etc, etc, etc.

Except this time it isn't even police officers on duty, just a couple of redneck vigilante dipshits. Yet you still defend it. SOLELY based on the races involved.

And please try and tell me you would react the same if the races were reversed

Im not defending the Ahmaud killers, dipshit. Im saying what I would do, regardless of race. You wanna try and play hero in this scenario, go right ahead. That just makes you a fresh corpse.

Get this low effort, bought account trolling out of here.

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Zack_Attackv1
05/13/20 6:11:33 PM
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Solid Snake07
05/13/20 6:14:42 PM
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I'd probably stop running and ask them what the hell do they think they're doing

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Bad_Karma
05/13/20 6:16:17 PM
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Shoot back. At that point Im forced to assume they're either hatecrimers after the local gay, or psychos. I live in the american south. Im under no delusions that most of the men around me HATE me.
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JTilly
05/13/20 6:17:15 PM
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Pull my headphones out and ask whats up. Answer their questions and if it seems like theyre going to shoot me still Id start sprinting to the woods or any kind of promising cover.

probably get killed doing that tho

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JTilly
05/13/20 6:17:52 PM
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Bad_Karma posted...
Shoot back. At that point Im forced to assume they're either hatecrimers after the local gay, or psychos. I live in the american south. Im under no delusions that most of the men around me HATE me.
u jog with a gun on u mayne

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Umbreon
05/13/20 6:18:50 PM
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I don't see anything I can do.

I can't outrun a shotgun.

I don't have a weapon on me.

I probably get shot before I can pull out my phone and call the police/stream the encounter so the courts can have evidence in the future.

I also wouldn't believe that playing nice and complying with two lunatics will save me.

So *shrug* Guess I'll die.

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Peeonidas
05/13/20 6:19:21 PM
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Fake surrender then take gun when they come in to apprehend. Disarm other guy. Call cops. Easy.

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The-19th-Sparta
05/13/20 6:19:34 PM
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Depending on my mood I would either get scared and try to reason with them knowing full well that it's not going to work, or say something like "So I take it i'm going to die, can I at least know why".

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Bad_Karma
05/13/20 6:20:23 PM
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JTilly posted...
u jog with a gun on u mayne
Yeah. Welcome to being gay in the south.
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ninjarobot_22
05/13/20 6:22:40 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
By not making any sudden movements and asking them what they want? And then doing whatever they ask.

Squeal like a pig.
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MarqueeSeries
05/13/20 6:22:52 PM
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Well, if it were just a robbery or whatever I'm just giving them the money. It's not worth my life

But if I'm dying either way, and my options are either getting my head stomped into the curb or shot to death? Fuck it, my state is concealed carry, I'll take one with me
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berlyman101
05/13/20 6:25:21 PM
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"Hello boys, I see you have come to talk business, so let me be clear: this is a serious misunderstanding, and although you may think yourselves in the right, I can assure that, despite the backwoods environmental we presently find ourselves in, an error in your judgment will result in a world of media and legal scrutiny for which you are ill-prepared. Now, whatsay you blokes set down the armaments, we mosy up in that fine automobile of yours and we settle this over some of that sweet tea I've been hearing so much about? I'm sure that in less than an hour's time we'll be sharing a laugh over your perceptual misguidance, which I will happily articulate for you in a more comfortable setting."

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OffTempo
05/13/20 6:32:46 PM
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Flash them my badge and ask them why they are openly carrying shotguns

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Dark_SilverX
05/13/20 6:35:39 PM
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Try to take shotgun out of hands

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berlyman101
05/13/20 7:39:11 PM
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Dark_SilverX posted...
Try to take shotgun out of hands

that didn't work for Ahmaud.

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Turbam
05/13/20 7:40:25 PM
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*unsheathes katana*
You shouldn't have come here...

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