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MachineJaipur
05/11/20 7:48:00 PM
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From a cursory glance, litterally all you can see is hair.


If you prefer the male persuasion they all have micropenises and are 1.5" erect while having perma swamp ass.

also they are incapable of shaving it. it breaks all blades, scissors, lasers, etc that try to remove it
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EmbraceOfDeath
05/11/20 7:49:04 PM
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berlyman101
05/11/20 7:50:10 PM
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MabusIncarnate
05/11/20 7:51:02 PM
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Ehhh i'd have to think about it

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MachineJaipur
05/11/20 7:52:46 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j5Be5a86uA
i never knew Randy Newman was involved with Monk
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Freddie_Mercury
05/11/20 7:54:04 PM
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DevsBro
05/11/20 7:54:08 PM
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I just came in to mention that this topic title made me hear "It's a jungle downstairs" in my head to the tune of the Monk theme.

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EmbraceOfDeath
05/11/20 7:57:31 PM
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MachineJaipur posted...
i never knew Randy Newman was involved with Monk
Yeah, the first season had a different theme, but that was the theme from season 2 onward. They had an episode after that with Sarah Silverman as an obsessed fan of Monk, and she made him promise at the end that if he ever got a show he would never change the theme song, I believe followed by the original theme song for the end credits. Basically representing the real life viewers who were upset about the change, lol.

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mustachedmystic
05/11/20 8:07:10 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j5Be5a86uA

I was gonna post The Lion Sleeps Tonight, but this makes much more sense.

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lilORANG
05/11/20 8:09:37 PM
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Sure. Never really understood the clean shaven standard.
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Tropicalwood
05/11/20 8:10:51 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j5Be5a86uA
Not going to lie, the Monk opening was my first thought.

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MachineJaipur
05/12/20 1:10:49 PM
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24-4

expected a bit more divisiveness
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kinetika_
05/12/20 1:12:30 PM
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Who cares, give me the money

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R1masher
05/12/20 1:12:36 PM
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Could I do 5 million and a landing strip?

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voldothegr8
05/12/20 1:13:29 PM
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I'll deal with the mild inconvenience of a bush for $10 mil
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Trumpo
05/12/20 1:14:36 PM
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Outside of porn not a large percentage of women are bald down there.
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Zack_Attackv1
05/12/20 1:15:31 PM
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MrResetti
05/12/20 1:15:42 PM
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OffTempo
05/12/20 1:15:43 PM
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For 10 million dollars hell yeah

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voldothegr8
05/12/20 1:26:09 PM
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Trumpo posted...
Outside of porn not a large percentage of women are bald down there.

I must be blessed, my wife can't stand any hair growing down under.
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Master_Bass
05/12/20 1:28:57 PM
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berlyman101 posted...
downside?


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