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Apocalyptic
05/11/20 5:36:09 PM
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This man went through hell and back for this girl. Are you seriously going to tell me that this man didn't take this girl to the nearest bed, rip of her bregrimed clothes, whip out his pulsating, expanded donger, and then cascaded into her while singing Kumbaya? The fuck? Like Luis said, did you see those equipped ballistics? She was rocking the two piece combo.

He hasn't met Chris yet. It's not like he's being pressured into raw dogging Claire yet. Imagine Chris standing outside the window and watching. He's muttering to himself "No Leon, that's the wrong girl. It's my sister, Claire. Leon, you have to fuck my sister. Her biological clock is ticking, Leon. We have to preserve the Redfield lineage."

Forget Ada.

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ThePrinceFish
05/11/20 5:36:43 PM
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nwf

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EverDownward
05/11/20 5:36:47 PM
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"heh. nothing personnel, kid" or something like that. cool guy attitude.

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Lairen
05/11/20 5:39:26 PM
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Is capcom telling me that chris and leon arnt sleeping with Jill/Ada/Clair/Rebecca???

Bullshit.

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ChrisTaka
05/11/20 5:40:53 PM
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Leon x Ashley supporters only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

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mustachedmystic
05/11/20 5:42:20 PM
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Because he's a good guy. Good guys don't take advantage of a girl. Also maybe he likes his job, and fucking the President's daughter wouldn't be good for his job security.

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Lairen
05/11/20 5:43:53 PM
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Theres no way #7 wont be modded.....

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SapphireClassic
05/11/20 5:44:20 PM
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Probably because she was nothing but trouble...
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Big_Nabendu
05/11/20 5:44:45 PM
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Lolololol

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Tired-Insomniac
05/11/20 5:44:59 PM
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She likely hadn't showered in days/weeks

Ever smelled a vagina after days/weeks of it not being cleaned?

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Strider102
05/11/20 5:45:46 PM
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That escalated quickly

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spikethedevil
05/11/20 5:45:54 PM
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So is that an account suicide? @Turbam

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EvalAngell
05/11/20 5:45:56 PM
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saw post 7 and lived to tell about it.

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Shablagoo
05/11/20 5:46:09 PM
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I would have rocked her motherfucking sexy self to the MOON baybeeee and I kind of look like Leon and have had haircuts similar to his before as well!

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spikethedevil
05/11/20 5:46:29 PM
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Well that lasted long and not even a warning, older accounts as always getting protection from he mods.

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CyricZ
05/11/20 5:47:25 PM
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If he beds Ashley how the hell is he going to CONTINUE THE BLOODLINE?

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Tired-Insomniac
05/11/20 5:47:54 PM
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Wait why was that pic mod-worthy?

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Shablagoo
05/11/20 5:48:13 PM
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CyricZ posted...
If he beds Ashley how the hell is he going to CONTINUE THE BLOODLINE?

harem of Claires, Ashleys, and Adas hhnnnggggg

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cjs28
05/11/20 5:49:09 PM
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Cuz he's a pussy. I can't believe he would turn down those big bouncy white titties

nwf

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spikethedevil
05/11/20 5:49:15 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
Probably the detailed description about what she wants Leon to do.

This but the poster is an old account so gets mod protection so he he probably got a nkl.

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Zikten
05/11/20 5:49:27 PM
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I'd just do all the Resident Evil women. they are all pretty hot
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Turbam
05/11/20 5:49:32 PM
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I self deleted :V

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Verdekal
05/11/20 5:49:36 PM
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She's the president's daughter.

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cjs28
05/11/20 5:49:55 PM
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I missed post #7. Was it the nwf pic?

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ChrisTaka
05/11/20 5:51:44 PM
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Lairen posted...
Theres no way #7 wont be modded.....

What was post 7 :(

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spikethedevil
05/11/20 5:53:36 PM
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ChrisTaka posted...
What was post 7 :(

Fan art of Leon and Ashley at the end of RE4 with Ashley give some very explicit descriptions of things she wanted Leon to do to her.

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Turbam
05/11/20 5:54:34 PM
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There now it's art.

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cjs28
05/11/20 5:56:59 PM
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lol

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EverDownward
05/11/20 5:58:37 PM
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holy shit, did i miss something juicy from turbam?? dammit

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kayoticdreamz
05/11/20 5:58:53 PM
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such derpy looking art lmao

mustachedmystic posted...
Because he's a good guy. Good guys don't take advantage of a girl. Also maybe he likes his job, and fucking the President's daughter wouldn't be good for his job security.

this, but let's be completely real. There is no way a single straight male turns this down. None. Yeah he's got to be the good guy cool guy trope, but in reality, he's doing her, and what is her dad going to say? Sorry Leon, you're not good enough for my daughter? "Uh Mr. President sir, I did save your daughter"
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ultimate reaver
05/11/20 5:59:11 PM
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the way she words it makes it sound like she just wants to fuck, which kind of fits re4 because it's a stupid ass action movie instead of horror like the old games. and leon must be a proud stoic honorable cool man because thats what cool guys do in japanese games

its really funny that he has such a thing for ada though, their romance was maybe one of the most unnatural parts of re2. she spends about 80% of the game appearing and disappearing while barely paying attention to him, and when she begins to act like she cares about him it almost seems more like it's out of pity than anything. The remake -tried- to make it make a little more sense with them spending more time together and him saving her at one point, but even then it feels like she's using him and makes the ending of that game feel really incongruous with the rest of it

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EverDownward
05/11/20 5:59:17 PM
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i'm surprised the post before my initial one wasn't modded, however.

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Turbam
05/11/20 5:59:26 PM
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EverDownward posted...
holy shit, did i miss something juicy from turbam?? dammit
It was just the full picture.
Completely slipped my mind that the whole thing is too spicy for the FAQs, so I self deleted like a coward ass bitch :V

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spikethedevil
05/11/20 6:00:12 PM
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The mods can still see it.

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Wetterdew
05/11/20 6:00:16 PM
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She might be too young or just not his type or he isn't in the mood for it or he's gay or some other reason.

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spikethedevil
05/11/20 6:01:02 PM
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Wetterdew posted...
She might be too young or just not his type or he isn't in the mood for it or he's gay or some other reason.

He's had sex with Ada in between the two CGI movies and has been in love with her since 2 so he deffo isn't gay. Chris on the other hand...

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mustachedmystic
05/11/20 6:01:46 PM
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kayoticdreamz posted...
such derpy looking art lmao

this, but let's be completely real. There is no way a single straight male turns this down. None. Yeah he's got to be the good guy cool guy trope, but in reality, he's doing her, and what is her dad going to say? Sorry Leon, you're not good enough for my daughter? "Uh Mr. President sir, I did save your daughter"

Dude's not a teenager swimming in hormones, and maybe he gets laid on the regular, making it even less likely that he'd loose his mind just because an attractive young girl tries to seduce him;

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kayoticdreamz
05/11/20 6:02:31 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...


I would. I couldn't stand her at all. She doesn't even look good. And her fashion is atrocious.

lol stop lying. You ain't turning down a free fuck from the presidents daughter. Hell even if that is all it is a free fuck, that gives you a friend in a high place with the potential for it become something more.
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Turbam
05/11/20 6:02:58 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
The mods can still see it.
Only if it got reported.
And hey, if it did that's fine, it's my own fault.

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mustachedmystic
05/11/20 6:07:07 PM
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kayoticdreamz posted...
lol stop lying. You ain't turning down a free fuck from the presidents daughter. Hell even if that is all it is a free fuck, that gives you a friend in a high place with the potential for it become something more.

Be realistic, she's immature. Chances are it won't turn out well, and she'll end up hating you.

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Irony
05/11/20 6:08:05 PM
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She had monkey ears

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Blue_Inigo
05/11/20 6:08:14 PM
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No way, friend

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Mistere Man
05/11/20 6:10:47 PM
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Look up Resident Evil 4 Ashley the terrible animated parody on YouTube.


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BombermanGold
05/11/20 6:11:57 PM
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Unlike fiction (or rather, sometimes even acknowledged in fiction), rescue romances don't always work out.

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Lord_Shadow
05/11/20 6:12:13 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Because he's a good guy. Good guys don't take advantage of a girl. Also maybe he likes his job, and fucking the President's daughter wouldn't be good for his job security.
Tell that to Trump

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