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Choco
05/09/20 6:23:00 PM
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NeoBowser
05/09/20 6:23:34 PM
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[live event]

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mach25687
05/09/20 6:23:52 PM
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so you have time to post? What are you a one second man?

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
05/09/20 6:23:55 PM
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Dark_SilverX
05/09/20 6:25:13 PM
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Are you in the middle of the human centipede or in the front?

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Vicious_Dios
05/09/20 6:26:58 PM
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Your phalanges don't count, bud.

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Choco
05/09/20 6:27:30 PM
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mach25687 posted...
so you have time to post? What are you a one second man?
10 fingers bro

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Choco
05/09/20 6:27:38 PM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
Like right now? While posting?
yes

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AlisLandale
05/09/20 6:28:20 PM
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Do you have five dicks? Or one really long dick?

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Geiki Ganger
05/09/20 6:29:33 PM
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Do you have one gf and four side baes or are they all your play toys?

I've done this before, it did not end well, but for some reason all my guy friends thought I was a hero.

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mach25687
05/09/20 6:31:31 PM
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Choco posted...
10 fingers bro
How does that even work out?

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EnragedSlith
05/09/20 6:34:45 PM
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I never liked juggling chicks. I casually dated a girl or two while hooking up on the side and it always felt wrong and kind of exhausting.

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spikethedevil
05/09/20 6:39:10 PM
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A) People actually believe him?
B) Cheaters are scum bags.

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Lost_All_Senses
05/09/20 6:41:39 PM
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The trick is he's talking about fucking them over by catfishing them

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Choco
05/09/20 7:05:41 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
Do you have five dicks? Or one really long dick?
i have one dick with average length

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Choco
05/09/20 7:06:57 PM
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Geiki Ganger posted...
Do you have one gf and four side baes or are they all your play toys?

I've done this before, it did not end well, but for some reason all my guy friends thought I was a hero.
one is my best friend's girlfriend, one is a cegal, one is cpt_pineapple's wife, one is cpt_pineapple's sister, and one is a childhood friend

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Zack_Attackv1
05/09/20 7:08:05 PM
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So you're posting with one hand or what?
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Choco
05/09/20 7:08:07 PM
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Zurkon posted...
So one with your dick, two with feet, and the other two with...elbows?
yeah we tried that position as well.

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Choco
05/09/20 7:08:56 PM
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...
So you're posting with one hand or what?
right now i'm using voice commands

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SSJGrimReaper
05/09/20 7:10:20 PM
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bigtiggie23
05/09/20 7:10:22 PM
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Choco posted...

right now i'm using voice commands

A real man would be using his mouth too.
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OffTempo
05/09/20 7:12:57 PM
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Theyre using him as their dildo while he sits there and posts. Fucking champ.

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Machete
05/09/20 7:24:35 PM
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why do you only have one dick? :(

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