Current Events > If have corona and get eaten by a shark that gets reported as a corona death

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MelbuFrahma4
05/09/20 12:21:35 AM
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Just heard Elon Musk say this. lmao

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Kobe Bryant
05/09/20 12:24:18 AM
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If i have corona and get a heart attack, does it count as corona death

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Unsugarized_Foo
05/09/20 12:25:55 AM
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Yes

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bigtiggie23
05/09/20 12:27:49 AM
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Kobe Bryant posted...
If i have corona and get a heart attack, does it count as corona death

Depends. Are you a perfectly fit young person who had a heart in tiptop shape before catching the virus, or are you a 300lb diabetic who was due for a heart attack at some point?
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MelbuFrahma4
05/09/20 12:31:28 AM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
Depends. Are you a perfectly fit young person who had a heart in tiptop shape before catching the virus, or are you a 300lb diabetic who was due for a heart attack at some point?

It doesn't depend it is a yes. Elon also said if you get hit by a bus and die if they test you they find you have corona that also a corona death. It so hospitals get more funding.

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SomeGuyUO
05/09/20 12:32:00 AM
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JRE at it again
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Bishop9800
05/09/20 12:32:32 AM
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ok/

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AloofHermit
05/09/20 12:33:02 AM
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MelbuFrahma4 posted...
if you get hit by a bus and die if they test you they find you have corona that also a corona death. It so hospitals get more funding
alex jones and david icke said the same thing in their interview

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hockeybub89
05/09/20 12:33:49 AM
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MelbuFrahma4 posted...
It doesn't depend it is a yes. Elon also said if you get hit by a bus and die if they test you they find you have corona that also a corona death. It so hospitals get more funding.
Good thing Elon is talking out of his ass

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