Current Events > Gorillas having doggystyle sex legitimizes the theory of evolution.

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Propane4Sale
05/08/20 7:23:15 PM
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The male handles his lower body in a very human-like rhythm while the female watches him thrust his primate meat behind her in amusement.

After the male takes a moment after climax, he gentlemanly offers his mate a palm leaf to clean herself up. They then separate until the next encounter a week later.

- David Attenborough

Checkmate, Christians.

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
05/08/20 7:24:14 PM
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No pics. No vids. No ducks.
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Keith_Valentine
05/08/20 7:25:06 PM
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I do the same thing, except with a paper towel instead of palm leaf.
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SoundNetwork
05/08/20 7:25:13 PM
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Gorillas are going to hell for partaking in premarital sex

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SoundNetwork
05/08/20 7:25:47 PM
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Keith_Valentine posted...
I do the same thing, except with a paper towel instead of palm leaf.
toilet paper + baby wipes

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Propane4Sale
05/08/20 7:26:34 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
No pics. No vids. No ducks.

Not falling for this one on my alt account
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