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HotLap
05/08/20 4:02:00 PM
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Slap me harder, you big dummy. Audit my taxes, you big dummy. Forget to feed my fish when Im out of town, you big dummy.

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Omnislasher
05/08/20 4:04:05 PM
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deupd_u
05/08/20 4:05:18 PM
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Glaze me like a dumbass poptart, daddy!

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HotLap
05/08/20 5:16:09 PM
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Drink the rest of my milk but then when I ask what happened to the milk you say I dont know what happened to the milk, you big dummy.

Fuck me raw, you big dummy.

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Parappa09
05/08/20 5:21:27 PM
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is it weird that i have a boner rn

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yunalenne10
05/08/20 5:25:15 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
i have a boner rn, you big dummy


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HotLap
05/08/20 5:53:42 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
is it weird that i have a boner rn

Its be weird if you didnt, you big dummy. Slam me in the back of the head with it like its an impact baton, you big dummy.

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HotLap
05/09/20 10:25:43 PM
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Undercook my chicken, you big dummy. Ask my dad about American politics, you big dummy. Strangle me in the bathroom, you big dummy.

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