Current Events > You just broke your shower and your girlfriend is covered in maple syrup

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UnfairRepresent 05/07/20 4:51:05 PM #1:	You're in the bathroom and you accidentally kick the shower, causing it and the taps to not work. It'll be a while for a plumber to fix it due to Corona. When suddenly your girlfriend comes home back from Canada and she is pissed. You quickly see why as she is completely soaked in maple syrup. She angirly takes off her clothes and throws them into a disgusting squelchly pile on the floor but her body is still covered in syrup "That trip was the **ing worst! I'm completely drenched!" She then heads towards the shower https://i.imgur.com/mrb7gxx.png How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:938780019] in You just b... [t:78667448]...</cite> <quote>You're in the bathroom and you accidentally kick the shower, causing it and the taps to not work. It'll be a while for a plumber to fix it due to Corona. When suddenly your girlfriend comes home back from Canada and she is pissed. You quickly see why as she is completely soaked in maple syrup. She angirly takes off her clothes and throws them into a disgusting squelchly pile on the floor but her body is still covered in syrup "That trip was the **ing worst! I'm completely drenched!" She then heads towards the shower https://i.imgur.com/mrb7gxx.png How do you react? What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 05/08/20 12:37:19 AM #2:	I'm fucking enthralled cuz I love WAM. TBQH my wife and I probably would've tried syrup sex s long time ago if maple syrup weren't so damn expensive. But I guess we could use the cheapo "pancake syrup" if we really wanted to. --- http://dracanea.net <cite>LostForest posted [p:938803320] in You just b... [t:78667448]...</cite> <quote>I'm fucking enthralled cuz I love WAM. TBQH my wife and I probably would've tried syrup sex s long time ago if maple syrup weren't so damn expensive. But I guess we could use the cheapo "pancake syrup" if we really wanted to. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpaceBear_ 05/08/20 12:42:00 AM #3:	"Hey, the shower is broken. Yeah, yeah, whatever, it was me again, ok?! Is that what you want to hear? Fine! Go off and stay with your whore sister again! Fuckin' bitch." --- - God bless, downtime and TheSlinja. YNWA GameFAQs' Favourite Sons. - Official Barman Of Champion Pub <cite>SpaceBear_ posted [p:938803505] in You just b... [t:78667448]...</cite> <quote>"Hey, the shower is broken. Yeah, yeah, whatever, it was me again, ok?! Is that what you want to hear? Fine! Go off and stay with your whore sister again! Fuckin' bitch." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/08/20 1:28:14 AM #4:	LostForest posted... TBQH my wife and I probably would've tried syrup sex s long time ago if maple syrup weren't so damn expensive. But I guess we could use the cheapo "pancake syrup" if we really wanted to. eww --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:938805090] in You just b... [t:78667448]...</cite> <quote>LostForest posted...</cite> <quote> TBQH my wife and I probably would've tried syrup sex s long time ago if maple syrup weren't so damn expensive. But I guess we could use the cheapo "pancake syrup" if we really wanted to.</quote> eww</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 05/08/20 1:30:30 AM #5:	I pee on her since it's sterile, then I ask my neighbor to also pee on her because one person's pee isn't enough to clean an average female person, then maybe my dog pees on her too. <cite>bknight posted [p:938805159] in You just b... [t:78667448]...</cite> <quote>I pee on her since it's sterile, then I ask my neighbor to also pee on her because one person's pee isn't enough to clean an average female person, then maybe my dog pees on her too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LovingPacifist 05/08/20 1:33:55 AM #6:	SpaceBear_ posted... "Hey, the shower is broken. Yeah, yeah, whatever, it was me again, ok?! Is that what you want to hear? Fine! Go off and stay with your whore sister again! Fuckin' bitch." This sounds like the kind of response that only real experience can author. --- Peace....love....and Understanding - The Three Fundamental Elements of Pacifism. <cite>LovingPacifist posted [p:938805260] in You just b... [t:78667448]...</cite> <quote>SpaceBear_ posted... </cite> <quote>"Hey, the shower is broken. Yeah, yeah, whatever, it was me again, ok?! Is that what you want to hear? Fine! Go off and stay with your whore sister again! Fuckin' bitch."</quote>This sounds like the kind of response that only real experience can author. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caroniver 05/08/20 1:34:39 AM #7:	My sink head is detachable. Grab a bucket of some sort and do a quick surface clean. Alternatively: we have a hose. But it's in the front garden, visible from the street. Alternatively alternatively: the hose is fairly long. Maybe we could reach it to the shower upstairs? Most importantly of all, though: I have 3 showers in my house. --- Mixer of Mega Dash Juices, slayer of giant monsters. The elevation increases as the bullet is fired <cite>Caroniver posted [p:938805276] in You just b... [t:78667448]...</cite> <quote>My sink head is detachable. Grab a bucket of some sort and do a quick surface clean. Alternatively: we have a hose. But it's in the front garden, visible from the street. Alternatively alternatively: the hose is fairly long. Maybe we could reach it to the shower upstairs? Most importantly of all, though: I have 3 showers in my house. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 05/08/20 1:36:31 AM #8:	Sounds like the set up for a Canadian Porn. "Ehh it's looks like thee faucet head is broke there" "maybe I can let you use mine " --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:938805327] in You just b... [t:78667448]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like the set up for a Canadian Porn. "Ehh it's looks like thee faucet head is broke there" "maybe I can let you use mine " </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/08/20 1:37:22 AM #9:	Caroniver posted... Most importantly of all, though: I have 3 showers in my house. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHXEXBsvTKg --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:938805355] in You just b... [t:78667448]...</cite> <quote>Caroniver posted...</cite> <quote> Most importantly of all, though: I have 3 showers in my house. </quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHXEXBsvTKg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VipaGTS 05/08/20 1:38:53 AM #10:	ugh, i hate the feeling of Syrup or Honey on my skin...just the stickiness of it is so annoying. --- "I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense." <cite>VipaGTS posted [p:938805410] in You just b... [t:78667448]...</cite> <quote>ugh, i hate the feeling of Syrup or Honey on my skin...just the stickiness of it is so annoying. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caroniver 05/08/20 1:41:03 AM #11:	UnfairRepresent posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHXEXBsvTKg I live in the suburbs. We have 4 bedrooms. --- Mixer of Mega Dash Juices, slayer of giant monsters. The elevation increases as the bullet is fired <cite>Caroniver posted [p:938805491] in You just b... [t:78667448]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHXEXBsvTKg</quote>I live in the suburbs. We have 4 bedrooms. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 05/08/20 1:43:32 AM #12:	Caroniver posted... I live in the suburbs. We have 4 bedrooms. Are you trying to brag or something here? --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:938805575] in You just b... [t:78667448]...</cite> <quote>Caroniver posted... </cite> <quote>I live in the suburbs. We have 4 bedrooms.</quote>Are you trying to brag or something here? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/08/20 1:47:40 AM #13:	VipaGTS posted... ugh, i hate the feeling of Syrup or Honey on my skin...just the stickiness of it is so annoying. Now imagine being completely drenched in it That's what your girlfriend is going through --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:938805718] in You just b... [t:78667448]...</cite> <quote>VipaGTS posted...</cite> <quote>ugh, i hate the feeling of Syrup or Honey on my skin...just the stickiness of it is so annoying. </quote> Now imagine being completely drenched in it That's what your girlfriend is going through</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 05/08/20 1:50:03 AM #14:	SpaceBear_ posted... "Hey, the shower is broken. Yeah, yeah, whatever, it was me again, ok?! Is that what you want to hear? Fine! Go off and stay with your whore sister again! Fuckin' bitch." lmao --- No Venezuelan fishermen ever called me a Bernie Bro. <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:938805791] in You just b... [t:78667448]...</cite> <quote>SpaceBear_ posted... </cite> <quote>"Hey, the shower is broken. Yeah, yeah, whatever, it was me again, ok?! Is that what you want to hear? Fine! Go off and stay with your whore sister again! Fuckin' bitch."</quote> lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 05/08/20 2:01:10 AM #15:	SpaceBear_ posted... "Hey, the shower is broken. Yeah, yeah, whatever, it was me again, ok?! Is that what you want to hear? Fine! Go off and stay with your whore sister again! Fuckin' bitch." LMAO, probably best response I've ever scene to an Unfair topic. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:938806083] in You just b... [t:78667448]...</cite> <quote>SpaceBear_ posted...</cite> <quote>"Hey, the shower is broken. Yeah, yeah, whatever, it was me again, ok?! Is that what you want to hear? Fine! Go off and stay with your whore sister again! Fuckin' bitch." </quote> LMAO, probably best response I've ever scene to an Unfair topic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marthsheretoo 05/08/20 2:07:04 AM #16:	"Shower's broken, but the other one should be ok." --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro <cite>marthsheretoo posted [p:938806219] in You just b... [t:78667448]...</cite> <quote>"Shower's broken, but the other one should be ok." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 05/08/20 9:18:07 AM #17:	UnfairRepresent posted... eww Lol bro why'd you make this thread if you're a vanillababby? --- http://dracanea.net <cite>LostForest posted [p:938815681] in You just b... [t:78667448]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>eww</quote> Lol bro why'd you make this thread if you're a vanillababby? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 05/08/20 12:03:39 PM #18:	Old King Clancy. --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:938822574] in You just b... [t:78667448]...</cite> <quote>Old King Clancy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/08/20 12:04:43 PM #19:	I'm gonna rub that bitch on some pancakes --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:938822619] in You just b... [t:78667448]...</cite> <quote>I'm gonna rub that bitch on some pancakes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/08/20 12:06:03 PM #20:	Turbam posted... I'm gonna rub that bitch on some pancakes Your butt is that flat? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:938822683] in You just b... [t:78667448]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted...</cite> <quote>I'm gonna rub that bitch on some pancakes </quote> Your butt is that flat?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/09/20 3:46:59 PM #21:	marthsheretoo posted... "Shower's broken, but the other one should be ok." Erm... What "other one"? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:938887009] in You just b... [t:78667448]...</cite> <quote>marthsheretoo posted...</cite> <quote>"Shower's broken, but the other one should be ok." </quote> Erm... What "other one"?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stagmar 05/09/20 5:04:16 PM #22:	How can she come back home from Canada when she's never left Canada? Anyway, I tell her to use the other shower. --- 11/11/1572 -- Never Forget. <cite>Stagmar posted [p:938890533] in You just b... [t:78667448]...</cite> <quote>How can she come back home from Canada when she's never left Canada? Anyway, I tell her to use the other shower. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/09/20 5:21:14 PM #23:	Stagmar posted... ow can she come back home from Canada when she's never left Canada Well then she definately came home from Canada then --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:938891293] in You just b... [t:78667448]...</cite> <quote>Stagmar posted...</cite> <quote>ow can she come back home from Canada when she's never left Canada</quote> Well then she definately came home from Canada then</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SH_expert44 05/09/20 5:22:09 PM #24:	I have a second shower downstairs she can use --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://imgur.com/nhHkg9L https://imgur.com/A3kur0P https://imgur.com/Hj9RrC6 <cite>SH_expert44 posted [p:938891328] in You just b... [t:78667448]...</cite> <quote>I have a second shower downstairs she can use </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paper_Okami 05/09/20 5:23:11 PM #25:	mods need to take away your topic creating privileges --- "Conceit, arrogance and egotism are the essentials of patriotism"- Emma Goldman "Wimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!" -Slurms MacKenzie <cite>Paper_Okami posted [p:938891371] in You just b... [t:78667448]...</cite> <quote>mods need to take away your topic creating privileges </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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