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LightningAce11 05/06/20 2:06:15 AM #1: |
You're at a bookstore woth your daughter, and she runs off to get a book she wants. When she returns, she excitedly beckons you and brings you to the fiction section.
The shelves are stacked with bibles. She grins at you and says "I moved them all here!" What do you do? --- I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion. -LTG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EmbraceOfDeath 05/06/20 2:07:59 AM #2: |
Atta girl.
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VitalGetPrank 05/06/20 2:17:04 AM #3: |
I thought of doing the exact same thing when I was an edgy teenager, just chuckle and say "Great minds think alike".
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Foppe 05/06/20 2:50:31 AM #4: |
I tell her that not everybody understand satire.
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apolloooo 05/06/20 2:51:01 AM #5: |
EmbraceOfDeath posted...
Atta girl. --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Umbreon 05/06/20 3:00:00 AM #6: |
Tell her not to be an edgy tryhard and that she can do better than that.
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Pancake 05/06/20 3:01:29 AM #7: |
laugh. 'a barnes and noble isn't the place or time, though'. then we put them back.
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Xatrion 05/06/20 3:04:37 AM #8: |
Good girl.
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008Zulu 05/06/20 3:06:19 AM #9: |
Buy her an ice cream of her choice.
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Unknown5uspect 05/06/20 3:06:51 AM #10: |
"That's cute, now put them back."
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Evening_Dragon 05/06/20 3:08:06 AM #11: |
How old is she? That's a healthy phase for a kid.
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MabusIncarnate 05/06/20 3:09:17 AM #12: |
Why does my daughter do the book store's job for them?
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coh 05/06/20 3:11:02 AM #13: |
"What the fuck, that neckbeard wasn't on you 10 seconds ago! And where'd you get that fedora?"
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ApherosyLove 05/06/20 3:34:15 AM #14: |
Unknown5uspect posted...
"That's cute, now put them back." --- I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love. https://imgur.com/YTIL81T ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sphyx 05/06/20 3:40:46 AM #15: |
Take her to the counter and make her apologise to the staff, then make her put them back in non-fiction where they're supposed to be.
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Garioshi 05/06/20 3:41:36 AM #16: |
you made this topic like 2 years ago
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Middle hope 05/06/20 4:02:55 AM #17: |
Only the bible's? Not all the other religious texts?
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MagnusDJL 05/06/20 2:38:06 PM #18: |
Pancake posted...
laugh. 'a barnes and noble isn't the place or time, though'. then we put them back. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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