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Irony
05/05/20 11:14:03 PM
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https://youtu.be/i7VMcMJBjD4

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Antifar
05/05/20 11:14:32 PM
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No thank you
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solosnake
05/05/20 11:15:25 PM
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what a fucking idiot

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Hop103
05/05/20 11:17:46 PM
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You need flamethrowers to destroy their nests, China learned this the hard way.
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MrResetti
05/05/20 11:18:37 PM
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rodu_jr
05/05/20 11:20:06 PM
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Why did he let it get away? Should have mounted it's head on a toothpick as a sign that it's on
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Dustin_The_Wind
05/05/20 11:20:08 PM
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He just today put out a video that people shouldn't worry about this wasps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFmtmO2cnlg

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Lost_All_Senses
05/05/20 11:20:16 PM
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They need a better name. Did a 5 year old name them?

Quick. What would you call a hornet that can kill people.

Uh..ah..FUCK..UH...MURDER HORNETS

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andel
05/05/20 11:20:57 PM
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there are videos of that dude (coyote peterson) getting stung by p much every kind of hornet and painful bug that isn't deadly. he does a bullet ant and gets bit by an alligator and gilamonster among many other things

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PatrickMahomes
05/05/20 11:21:34 PM
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Dustin_The_Wind posted...
He just today put out a video that people shouldn't worry about this wasps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFmtmO2cnlg
tl;dw on why?

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Guerrilla Soldier
05/05/20 11:22:04 PM
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i thought the problem was that they wipe out bees, not kill humans

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darkprince45
05/05/20 11:23:07 PM
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Thats coyote Peterson wtf

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Dustin_The_Wind
05/05/20 11:24:39 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
They need a better name. Did a 5 year old name them?

Quick. What would you call a hornet that can kill people.

Uh..ah..FUCK..UH...MURDER HORNETS
They're not really called that, in the video I posted they said it was a media created name.

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Irony
05/05/20 11:25:35 PM
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I see murder hornet mostly in memes on FB

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ThePrinceFish
05/05/20 11:27:23 PM
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rodu_jr posted...
Why did he let it get away? Should have mounted it's head on a toothpick as a sign that it's on
Coyote always lets the insects go. The impressive thing is that whenever he enters the sting zone, he always manages to capture the insect again for later release so it doesn't menace the crew while they watch him writhe.

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Lost_All_Senses
05/05/20 11:27:32 PM
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Dustin_The_Wind posted...
They're not really called that, in the video I posted they said it was a media created name.

From my perspective, it's the only thing they've been called since being brought to my attention. So I just mean, in that respect.

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Dustin_The_Wind
05/05/20 11:28:29 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
tl;dw on why?
Apparently they've only found one and it was found dead and if there is a nest, he believes it will be pretty easy to find and destroy. He seems pretty confident about this.

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masticatingman
05/05/20 11:30:14 PM
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Irony posted...
I see murder hornet mostly in memes on FB
its on mainstream news too

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PatrickMahomes
05/05/20 11:31:55 PM
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Dustin_The_Wind posted...
Apparently they've only found one and it was found dead and if there is a nest, he believes it will be pretty easy to find and destroy. He seems pretty confident about this.
someone should post this in the topic that has like 200 posts about it then

Guerrilla Soldier posted...
i thought the problem was that they wipe out bees, not kill humans
I think it's also because they allegedly hurt like shit

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chrono625
05/05/20 11:33:11 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
tl;dw on why?

because people are stupid.

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DanSmithK7
05/05/20 11:33:44 PM
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imagine getting stung in the penor by that
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Irony
05/05/20 11:34:18 PM
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DanSmithK7 posted...
imagine getting stung in the penor by that
It'd swell to a pretty good size

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Reis
05/05/20 11:34:28 PM
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DanSmithK7 posted...
imagine getting stung in the penor by that

that's my fetish
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DanSmithK7
05/05/20 11:35:20 PM
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Irony posted...
It'd swell to a pretty good size

like a baseball bat.

Would it ever work again though?
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BakonBitz
05/05/20 11:35:36 PM
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I don't know why but I'm impressed at Youtube shows that easily look like something you could watch on TV.

That said, I was curious about this ever since the news came up.

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AceMos
05/06/20 1:30:08 AM
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watch him get stung by a executioner wasp that is some real nasty shit he calls it the new king of sting far worse than a bullet ant

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Lordgold666
05/06/20 4:34:18 AM
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GG Allin & the Murder Hornets

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1234Life
05/06/20 4:36:56 AM
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rodu_jr posted...
Why did he let it get away? Should have mounted it's head on a toothpick as a sign that it's on

Oh it is on like Genghis Khan wearing Sean John in Bhutan!
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FF_Redux
05/06/20 4:44:31 AM
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DanSmithK7 posted...
imagine getting stung in the penor by that

I remember seeing a dude on a porn site that let mosquites bite his D and then deed. He also let regular wasps do that. It was weird.


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VitalGetPrank
05/06/20 4:54:13 AM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
tl;dw on why?
The Trump-led government will make sure that it doesn't happen. Meanwhile a far-more competent administration failed to eradicate Africanized honey-bees.

That aside the video is pretty bad because he just glosses over the scariest part of their invasion to focus on questions like "wIlL i DiE iF i GeT sTuNg????"

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SomeLikeItHoth
05/06/20 4:55:57 AM
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Only one was found? I thought they found a bunch.

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AceMos
05/06/20 5:33:29 AM
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VitalGetPrank posted...
The Trump-led government will make sure that it doesn't happen. Meanwhile a far-more competent administration failed to eradicate Africanized honey-bees.

That aside the video is pretty bad because he just glosses over the scariest part of their invasion to focus on questions like "wIlL i DiE iF i GeT sTuNg????"
thats kinda problem nature show people tend to have they spend so much time globe hopping and well living with animals in their natural environments and the like

they tend to forget things about invasive species and how regular people can react to these animals and such

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coh
05/06/20 5:37:58 AM
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just the thumbnail made me clench my ASSHOLE so hard that my ass literally collapsed in on itself
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AceMos
05/06/20 5:38:42 AM
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coh posted...
just the thumbnail made me clench my ASSHOLE so hard that my ass literally collapsed in on itself
and he only ranks this fucker as number 2 on the pain scale

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deanshow
05/06/20 5:45:07 AM
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VitalGetPrank posted...
The Trump-led government will make sure that it doesn't happen. Meanwhile a far-more competent administration failed to eradicate Africanized honey-bees.

That aside the video is pretty bad because he just glosses over the scariest part of their invasion to focus on questions like "wIlL i DiE iF i GeT sTuNg????"
You can only die if youre severally allergic to bee stings. Your chances of dying are higher if you get stung multiple times by this hornet though and it hurts like a mother fucker

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nevershine
05/06/20 5:45:13 AM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Only one was found? I thought they found a bunch.
even if its only one, that's still one too many

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dj1200
05/06/20 6:00:39 AM
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deanshow posted...
You can only die if youre severally allergic to bee stings. Your chances of dying are higher if you get stung multiple times by this hornet though and it hurts like a mother fucker
Like Macaulay Culkin in My Girl

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chrono625
05/06/20 7:32:01 AM
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AceMos posted...
and he only ranks this fucker as number 2 on the pain scale

only

number 2

thats still pretty bad there bud.

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AceMos
05/06/20 7:37:45 AM
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chrono625 posted...
only

number 2

thats still pretty bad there bud.
i know im saying their is something worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HyHZsa79LU

thing even looks like it came from hell

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Goldenguy
05/06/20 8:21:24 AM
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I remember the executioner wasp video, want to say he ended up with like a permanent divot in his skin at the point of sting and he had some form of pain and/or swelling for basically a full week.

Never heard the Asian giant hornet called murder hornet until like this last weekend.

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TheLastHero
05/06/20 8:25:09 AM
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Lordgold666 posted...
GG Allin & the Murder Hornets


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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
05/06/20 8:30:04 AM
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Why does a hornet need to be that big and why does it need to have such a OP stinger? What the hell does it need that for in nature?

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Runeboggle
05/06/20 8:42:53 AM
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
Why does a hornet need to be that big and why does it need to have such a OP stinger? What the hell does it need that for in nature?
It hunts bees and other large insects like mantises, so it tends to need its large size, armor, and sting to kill them. For bees, though, they just bite off their bees' heads and call it a day.

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coh
05/06/20 9:21:17 AM
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AceMos posted...
i know im saying their is something worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HyHZsa79LU

thing even looks like it came from hell
"Executioner Wasp"

Who names these bastards
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Rika_Furude
05/06/20 9:33:16 AM
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where the hell would a bee rank on the "pain scale (tiers 1-4)", tier 0?

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thronedfire2
05/06/20 9:33:38 AM
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I wish I could do shit like this to test my pain tolerance but I'm allergic >_>

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iPhone_7
05/06/20 9:37:11 AM
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I dont care what they call them I just want them dead. Murder the murder hornets.

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Strider102
05/06/20 9:50:52 AM
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As someone severely allergic to bees.

Kill them all.

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Chicken
05/06/20 9:52:53 AM
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17 minutes? No thanks.

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Tsuyoi3
05/06/20 10:06:02 AM
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AceMos posted...
i know im saying their is something worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HyHZsa79LU

thing even looks like it came from hell
Wtf!? That's beautifully scary.
So terrifying that it's amazing!

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