Current Events > She sits next to you and says ''What pick up line should I use on you?''

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ssj3vegeta2
05/02/20 11:39:29 PM
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Keith_Valentine
05/02/20 11:40:41 PM
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Id grab my drink and toss it in her face.
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pfh1001
05/02/20 11:46:01 PM
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"Wanna fuck?"

I'm a simple, direct kind of guy.
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averagejoel
05/02/20 11:48:15 PM
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you could start with "I bet I'm a better kisser than you" and go from there

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Stagmar
05/02/20 11:57:49 PM
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Several thousand dollars.

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V-E-G-Y-
05/04/20 2:43:19 PM
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Lost_All_Senses
05/04/20 2:46:18 PM
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"I dunno, Im not really good at pick ups. I'm way better at laying it down"

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Hexenherz
05/04/20 2:48:08 PM
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That's a weird way to start a conversation honestly I'd feel kind of uncomfortable speaking to her after that.

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Biscotti
05/04/20 2:52:58 PM
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Dadbods are cool.

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Bananana
05/04/20 4:45:32 PM
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ssj3vegeta_
05/06/20 6:29:39 AM
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Hexenherz posted...
That's a weird way to start a conversation honestly I'd feel kind of uncomfortable speaking to her after that.

True dat playa
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