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Crashus 05/01/20 11:41:44 AM #1: |
I had to go there to get some dog food for my girlfriend. Anyway, because of my traumatic brain damage (on account of the pipe beatings growing up) I didn't wear a mask. Anyway I get the food (salmon for my best girl) and at the register I start fingerbanging one of them noisy dog toys and this rich-looking guy in line in front of us starts yelling.
Hey man, not only are you NOT wearing a mask, but youre not even reading the fucking floor dude. I caved instantly. I'm half pussy, after all. Also I don't look at the floor because that's where Satan lives. Anyway I backed up and waited for our turn at the register. When we got home I did my girlfriend in her butthole. --- I use irish spring deodorant ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SrRd_RacinG 05/01/20 11:42:54 AM #2: |
What a weird topic. Also stop lying just to entertain internet strangers.
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Biscotti 05/01/20 11:43:12 AM #3: |
hang on, is your gf a dog?
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trappedunderice 05/01/20 11:45:10 AM #4: |
SrRd_RacinG posted...
What a weird topic. Also stop lying just to entertain internet strangers.He has nothing else to live for. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AirFresh 05/01/20 11:48:08 AM #5: |
You poor guy, I bet who yelled at you was a big asshole.
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MC_BatCommander 05/01/20 11:48:39 AM #6: |
SrRd_RacinG posted...
What a weird topic. Also stop lying just to entertain internet strangers. trappedunderice posted... He has nothing else to live for. jeez guys lighten up --- The Legend is True! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MFBKBass5 05/01/20 11:48:52 AM #7: |
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Lost_All_Senses 05/01/20 11:50:33 AM #8: |
Plot twist: Your dog was your girlfriend
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gatorsPENSbucs 05/01/20 11:52:47 AM #9: |
If the guy actually cussed at you then you should call up the superiors and have that person fired.
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