Poll of the Day > Arthur Gear Solid pt. 1

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Arthur arrives at Buster's house and knocks on the door. Buster answers and is pleased to see his best friend.

Buster: Hey, Arthur. I was just about to make a baloney pizza. Want some?

Arthur: No thanks, Buster. I've actually got to talk to you about something.

Buster: Huh? What is it? Come inside.

Arthur steps in and sits down on the couch across from Buster.

Buster: So what's up? Is it about the new Bionic Bunny comic book? Because I saw a commercial and --

Arthur: Buster...

Buster sees that it's something serious. He sits down across from Arthur, who sighs.

Arthur: Remember last night after we finished playing Dark Bunny at my house? And your mom came to pick you up?

Buster: Yeah. What about it?

Arthur: Do you know why she was in my room with me for such a long time?

Buster: Yeah, she said she was getting my sleeping bag and toys. And since I'm so messy it took her a while to get it all together. And you were helping her. I can't argue that, I'm pretty messy.

Arthur: *sigh* Well, she wasn't packing your things. And I wasn't helping. We were doing...something else.

Buster: Something else?

Arthur: Well, at first we were packing up your things. She was across the room getting your Bionic Bunny comics. She was bending over getting them all together and I looked over and saw her...her...behind. And it made me feel things that I'd never felt before. Good things. Things I never felt around MY mom for sure. I don't know what it was.

Arthur looks at Buster, who is listening closely. He continues.

Arthur: Well, I ignored it. But then I saw her turn around and put the comics in your bag, and her top button on her shirt was open. I saw down into her shirt, and saw these two round things hanging from her chest. They were so...nice. I just loved staring at them, I couldn't stop. But then...

Buster: What?

Arthur: She saw me looking. I thought she'd be mad, but she wasn't. She just smiled at me and started walking over. I was scared, I thought she was going to hit me or something. But she just started rubbing my arm and said, "Did you like what you saw?"

Arthur has tears rolling down his cheeks now.

Arthur: Then she said, "I'll show you more...a lot more." And she led me over to my bed, where she started taking her clothes off until she was completely naked.

Buster: What?! Why would she do that?

Arthur: It only got worse. Then she took off my clothes. I couldn't do anything, I was scared. She started...doing things. Then I heard my mom asking what was taking so long and so she rushed downstairs with your stuff. I couldn't move for ten minutes.

Arthur looks down

Arthur: That's what happened.

Buster is silent, expressionless. He slowly stands up, eyes having never left Arthur, and walks over to him.

Buster: Arthur..you...

Arthur looks up at Buster. It's silent for a minute. Then Buster's hands are around Arthur's neck, choking him. Arthur struggles, tries to pry Buster off, but years of eating anything humanly edible have given him some sort of freak strength.

Buster: You slept with my mom

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the story get's darker and darker the more levels you go down.

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keyblader1985 posted...

http://i.imgur.com/Yw1qbD4.gif

bwahaha

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I remember the first time I read this i was dying laughing. This is the second time I have read it...and I am dying laughing. I don't know why I find this shit so funny. Arthur was legit probably my favorite cartoon growing up.

I used to have this saved somewhere.

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Zareth posted...

I used to have this saved somewhere.

i have it saved... do you want a copy?

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Wat.
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