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Crashus
04/28/20 1:11:28 PM
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The Forefathers died for this question


Gun to your head, you have to choose.

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LeperMessiahXX
04/28/20 1:12:00 PM
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The one that doesn't squirt jizz into my mouth
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
04/28/20 1:12:32 PM
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Who are they attached to
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Crashus
04/28/20 1:13:08 PM
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LeperMessiahXX posted...
The one that doesn't squirt jizz into my mouth

One has lactation, though.

sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Who are they attached to

You're blindfolded so you wouldn't know.

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R1masher
04/28/20 1:13:27 PM
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Im no botanist, but wouldnt this make them both the same size?

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Kitt
04/28/20 1:20:19 PM
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Crashus
04/29/20 1:22:47 PM
#8:


Are ya?

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Irony
04/29/20 1:24:31 PM
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Crashus posted...
Are ya?
Ya

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AvlButtslam
04/29/20 1:24:41 PM
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Dick-sized nipples. Nipples as they are already feel good, imagine if it was an entire dick
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emblem boy
04/29/20 1:27:09 PM
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A flacid dick? Or hard?
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Crashus
04/29/20 1:43:18 PM
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emblem boy posted...
A flacid dick? Or hard?

hard.

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teepan95
04/29/20 2:16:54 PM
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nipple-sized dick


So I'm just giving myself a BJ?
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DaydreamRising
04/29/20 2:20:22 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGrNSZF3XHs

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Tyranthraxus
04/29/20 2:22:53 PM
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Shitting dick nipples!

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AvlButtslam
04/29/20 2:23:20 PM
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DaydreamRising posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGrNSZF3XHs

Rofl I love this
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uwnim
04/29/20 2:24:14 PM
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The dick sized nipple could be fixed, the nipple sized dick could not.

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