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MabusIncarnate 04/23/20 5:18:06 PM #1:	I don't see why not, but just making sure. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:937956846] in Microwave ... [t:78617700]...</cite> <quote>I don't see why not, but just making sure. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tenlaar 04/23/20 5:20:42 PM #2:	Why not is because the process of microwaving a sandwich causes the paper towel to get a damp. Now imagine that damn paper towel around your sandwich is instead wet toilet paper, which is not nearly as durable as paper towels and is made to break apart when wet. <cite>Tenlaar posted [p:937957002] in Microwave ... [t:78617700]...</cite> <quote>Why not is because the process of microwaving a sandwich causes the paper towel to get a damp. Now imagine that damn paper towel around your sandwich is instead wet toilet paper, which is not nearly as durable as paper towels and is made to break apart when wet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cornmuffins 04/23/20 5:23:12 PM #5:	I recommend the lavender scented. Gives off a subtle earthy hint --- Getting C's and D's, saying thanks and please. You broke the golden rule, you're staying after school. <cite>Cornmuffins posted [p:937957175] in Microwave ... [t:78617700]...</cite> <quote>I recommend the lavender scented. Gives off a subtle earthy hint</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 04/23/20 5:23:56 PM #6:	Tenlaar posted... Why not is because the process of microwaving a sandwich causes the paper towel to get a damp. Now imagine that damn paper towel around your sandwich is instead wet toilet paper, which is not nearly as durable as paper towels and is made to break apart when wet. I use Scott it's basically a step down from sand paper. I think it's durable enough. [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Microwaving it would kill the poop germs though, right? --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:937957225] in Microwave ... [t:78617700]...</cite> <quote>Tenlaar posted... </cite> <quote>Why not is because the process of microwaving a sandwich causes the paper towel to get a damp. Now imagine that damn paper towel around your sandwich is instead wet toilet paper, which is not nearly as durable as paper towels and is made to break apart when wet.</quote>I use Scott it's basically a step down from sand paper. I think it's durable enough. <cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Microwaving it would kill the poop germs though, right? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 04/23/20 5:25:25 PM #7:	We're having a sale on slightly soiled! --- https://imgur.com/8DBAEJJ \| https://imgur.com/U2ZWTrH Tell karma I love her, been a real good motherf***er <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:937957323] in Microwave ... [t:78617700]...</cite> <quote>We're having a sale on slightly soiled! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 04/23/20 5:26:03 PM #8:	Use a washrag instead. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:937957358] in Microwave ... [t:78617700]...</cite> <quote>Use a washrag instead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 04/23/20 5:26:52 PM #9:	There's some great advice here, now i'm considering alternate options. It's a Jimmy Dean sausage muffin for anyone curious. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:937957410] in Microwave ... [t:78617700]...</cite> <quote>There's some great advice here, now i'm considering alternate options. It's a Jimmy Dean sausage muffin for anyone curious. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 04/23/20 5:27:25 PM #10:	Oh then just bake it lol. --- https://imgur.com/8DBAEJJ \| https://imgur.com/U2ZWTrH Tell karma I love her, been a real good motherf***er <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:937957440] in Microwave ... [t:78617700]...</cite> <quote>Oh then just bake it lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 04/23/20 5:28:45 PM #11:	MabusIncarnate posted... It's a Jimmy Dean sausage muffin for anyone curious. I'd toaster-oven that thing anyway. At the very least, microwave it just enough to disassemble, then panfry the sausage. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:937957527] in Microwave ... [t:78617700]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>It's a Jimmy Dean sausage muffin for anyone curious.</quote>I'd toaster-oven that thing anyway. At the very least, microwave it just enough to disassemble, then panfry the sausage. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 04/23/20 5:30:25 PM #12:	Toaster oven? Pan fry? I'm not chef Ramsay guys. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:937957636] in Microwave ... [t:78617700]...</cite> <quote>Toaster oven? Pan fry? I'm not chef Ramsay guys. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 04/23/20 5:31:16 PM #13:	MabusIncarnate posted... Toaster oven? Pan fry? I'm not chef Ramsay guys. For fuck's sake --- https://imgur.com/8DBAEJJ \| https://imgur.com/U2ZWTrH Tell karma I love her, been a real good motherf***er <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:937957688] in Microwave ... [t:78617700]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>Toaster oven? Pan fry? I'm not chef Ramsay guys.</quote> For fuck's sake </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tenlaar 04/23/20 5:33:09 PM #14:	Well since you apparently think that your toilet paper works differently than all the rest of the toilet paper, now I want you to do it so your sandwich gets fucked up with wet mushy toilet paper all over it. <cite>Tenlaar posted [p:937957805] in Microwave ... [t:78617700]...</cite> <quote>Well since you apparently think that your toilet paper works differently than all the rest of the toilet paper, now I want you to do it so your sandwich gets fucked up with wet mushy toilet paper all over it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 04/23/20 5:35:16 PM #15:	Tenlaar posted... Well since you apparently think that your toilet paper works differently than all the rest of the toilet paper, now I want you to do it so your sandwich gets fucked up with wet mushy toilet paper all over it. Okay i'm gonna do it. If this doesn't work i'm gonna try a wash cloth. Thankfully there's 2 per box so I can experiment. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:937957935] in Microwave ... [t:78617700]...</cite> <quote>Tenlaar posted... </cite> <quote>Well since you apparently think that your toilet paper works differently than all the rest of the toilet paper, now I want you to do it so your sandwich gets fucked up with wet mushy toilet paper all over it.</quote>Okay i'm gonna do it. If this doesn't work i'm gonna try a wash cloth. Thankfully there's 2 per box so I can experiment. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tenlaar 04/23/20 5:36:06 PM #16:	It seems like maybe you don't actually understand why they tell you to wrap it in a paper towel to begin with. You're about to learn. <cite>Tenlaar posted [p:937957990] in Microwave ... [t:78617700]...</cite> <quote>It seems like maybe you don't actually understand why they tell you to wrap it in a paper towel to begin with. You're about to learn. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 04/23/20 5:37:40 PM #17:	Tenlaar posted... It seems like maybe you don't actually understand why they tell you to wrap it in a paper towel to begin with. You're about to learn. To make a delicious sausage muffin sandwich, that's why. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:937958075] in Microwave ... [t:78617700]...</cite> <quote>Tenlaar posted... </cite> <quote>It seems like maybe you don't actually understand why they tell you to wrap it in a paper towel to begin with. You're about to learn.</quote>To make a delicious sausage muffin sandwich, that's why. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tenlaar 04/23/20 5:42:30 PM #18:	MabusIncarnate posted... To make a delicious sausage muffin sandwich, that's why. So...is this a trolling gimmick where you act like a moron and then go "Ha ha! Look at how many people I convinced of my moronitude!", then? <cite>Tenlaar posted [p:937958360] in Microwave ... [t:78617700]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>To make a delicious sausage muffin sandwich, that's why.</quote>So...is this a trolling gimmick where you act like a moron and then go "Ha ha! Look at how many people I convinced of my moronitude!", then? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 04/23/20 5:43:14 PM #19:	Ooooh I love those. When I didn't have a paper towel or napkin or kleenex(do you have any kleenex?) I just microwaved without. The bottom got a little soggy but I just flip it over on the dry side of the plate and wait for it to dry a bit. Def better with a napkin tho. OH put the toilet paper on just the bottom for it to sit on so if it sticks it's easier to scrape off. --- The Generic Butt. ''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:937958402] in Microwave ... [t:78617700]...</cite> <quote>Ooooh I love those. When I didn't have a paper towel or napkin or kleenex(do you have any kleenex?) I just microwaved without. The bottom got a little soggy but I just flip it over on the dry side of the plate and wait for it to dry a bit. Def better with a napkin tho. OH put the toilet paper on just the bottom for it to sit on so if it sticks it's easier to scrape off. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BudDupree48 04/23/20 5:44:17 PM #20:	use a fork to stand it on. It elevates it to disperse the heat levels throughout --- BANG BANG STEELER GANG <cite>BudDupree48 posted [p:937958461] in Microwave ... [t:78617700]...</cite> <quote>use a fork to stand it on. It elevates it to disperse the heat levels throughout </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ultimate reaver 04/23/20 5:46:15 PM #22:	in this amount of time you could have popped it on your tendies tray in the oven and it would be ready --- I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth <cite>ultimate reaver posted [p:937958558] in Microwave ... [t:78617700]...</cite> <quote>in this amount of time you could have popped it on your tendies tray in the oven and it would be ready </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 04/23/20 5:46:39 PM #23:	MabusIncarnate posted... To make a delicious sausage muffin sandwich, that's why. I fucking LOVE Muffins --- NFLB 2020 Summersim Roster (11-3): https://imgur.com/4Pvr5rT St. Louis Battlehawks (3-2) <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:937958585] in Microwave ... [t:78617700]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>To make a delicious sausage muffin sandwich, that's why.</quote>I fucking LOVE Muffins </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 04/23/20 5:50:22 PM #24:	GregShmedley posted... No bro. Irradiates them. Technically, I guess. Microwaves aren't ionizing radiation, but it's absorbed by water, and causes the water to heat up. Mostly, all you're going to get is cooked poop. Any microorganisms will probably get dead, but you're still just cooking poop. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:937958777] in Microwave ... [t:78617700]...</cite> <quote>GregShmedley posted... </cite> <quote>No bro. Irradiates them.</quote>Technically, I guess. Microwaves aren't ionizing radiation, but it's absorbed by water, and causes the water to heat up. Mostly, all you're going to get is cooked poop. Any microorganisms will probably get dead, but you're still just cooking poop. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 04/23/20 5:51:58 PM #25:	Tenlaar posted... So...is this a trolling gimmick where you act like a moron and then go "Ha ha! Look at how many people I convinced of my moronitude!", then? Profit? It turned out fine with the toilet paper wrap. Fantastic even. You should take more gingko biloba to help improve your mood, you are a bit grumpy. [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Well shit, what's the risk if ingesting radioactive poop germs?? --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:937958854] in Microwave ... [t:78617700]...</cite> <quote>Tenlaar posted... </cite> <quote>So...is this a trolling gimmick where you act like a moron and then go "Ha ha! Look at how many people I convinced of my moronitude!", then?</quote>Profit? It turned out fine with the toilet paper wrap. Fantastic even. You should take more gingko biloba to help improve your mood, you are a bit grumpy. <cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Well shit, what's the risk if ingesting radioactive poop germs?? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 04/23/20 7:54:13 PM #26:	BudDupree48 posted... use a fork to stand it on. It elevates it to disperse the heat levels throughout a fork in the microwave? --- The Parasite has his eye on Rapture, keep your eye on The Parasite! <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:937965819] in Microwave ... [t:78617700]...</cite> <quote>BudDupree48 posted... </cite> <quote>use a fork to stand it on. It elevates it to disperse the heat levels throughout</quote> a fork in the microwave? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 04/23/20 7:55:04 PM #27:	mustachedmystic posted... a fork in the microwave? Yeah that's a great idea, I didn't even think of it. That way it cooks more even because it's like the muffin is floating. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:937965884] in Microwave ... [t:78617700]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted... </cite> <quote>a fork in the microwave?</quote>Yeah that's a great idea, I didn't even think of it. That way it cooks more even because it's like the muffin is floating. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WafflehouseJK 04/23/20 7:55:54 PM #28:	~~I don't wrap my breakfast sandwiches at all when I microwave them.~~ >_> --- "She was like, 'Oh, did you see that firefighter? Hes so cute.' And I was like, Mom, I just got blown up." <cite>WafflehouseJK posted [p:937965935] in Microwave ... [t:78617700]...</cite> <quote>I don't wrap my breakfast sandwiches at all when I microwave them. >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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