Current Events > I stepped in human poop yesterday at work

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FF_Redux
04/22/20 4:43:47 PM
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Tired-Insomniac
04/22/20 4:44:04 PM
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Where the fuck do you work

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Turbam
04/22/20 4:44:34 PM
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Do you not wear shoes at work?

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AvlButtslam
04/22/20 4:44:51 PM
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Was it still warm or had it gone cold

Not sure which of those would be worse
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Unspecified_NPC
04/22/20 4:45:00 PM
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Worst part is you are working from home

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BroodRyu
04/22/20 4:45:10 PM
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Is that better or worse than pooping your bed?
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Yadoken
04/22/20 4:45:18 PM
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While working at home?

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FF_Redux
04/22/20 4:45:25 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
Where the fuck do you work

Home nursing for people with dementia, where we go home to people with dementia diseases who still live in their own homes, not a nursing home.

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gamer man
04/22/20 4:45:33 PM
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You live in Cali?
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FF_Redux
04/22/20 4:46:54 PM
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AvlButtslam
04/22/20 4:46:57 PM
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Unspecified_NPC posted...
Worst part is you are working from home

Lol
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NeoShadowhen
04/22/20 4:47:08 PM
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I stepped in shit barefoot at work. I was a lifeguard and some kid had diarrhea. I was upset.

you should have been wearing shoes. Its your fault.
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Darkraiomb
04/22/20 4:48:24 PM
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I once stepped in dog shit while wearing someone else's flip flops. Their reaction was totally worth it.

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FF_Redux
04/22/20 4:57:33 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
I stepped in shit barefoot at work. I was a lifeguard and some kid had diarrhea. I was upset.

you should have been wearing shoes. Its your fault.

We don't wear shoes inside the house. Tho we can if we want to and use those plastic shoe covers. I only do that if I enter a home I know can be dirty or have stuff like pee on the floor. This patient normally is clean so I used to go in without shoes.

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Trigg3rH4ppy
04/22/20 5:00:03 PM
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I got toilet water on my head today because I had to cut out a 4 inch main under a mental hospital

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Zikten
04/22/20 5:03:33 PM
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that sounds rough. sorry
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SoundNetwork
04/22/20 5:31:25 PM
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I had a dream that I pooped on the floor and I had to pick it up with my bare hands but every time i did so, it would fall apart. and then

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p-m
04/22/20 5:46:05 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
Home nursing for people with dementia, where we go home to people with dementia diseases who still live in their own homes, not a nursing home.
I tried training as a nurse and my first placement was on a hospital ward for people with severe dementia. An angry old lady threw her colostomy bag at me and another one pooed on my hand. That was part of the reason I didn't last long on the course, found it utterly depressing and upsetting to see people like that.

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mustachedmystic
04/22/20 7:23:14 PM
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SoundNetwork posted...
I had a dream that I pooped on the floor and I had to pick it up with my bare hands but every time i did so, it would fall apart. and then

I had a similar dream, but it wasn't my shit, and when I tried to pick it up, it fell on my PS4(why it was on the floor, I don't know).

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rexcrk
04/22/20 7:34:24 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
Home nursing for people with dementia, where we go home to people with dementia diseases who still live in their own homes, not a nursing home.
I could never ever do that kind of work. I dont care if that makes me an awful person. Ive had enough of old people just from working at the grocery store.

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Alexanaxela
04/22/20 7:43:13 PM
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i remember one time in college someone took a poop in the shower
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