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UnfairRepresent
04/22/20 9:05:16 AM
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Which one would you pick?










If you're wondering why I didn't include anyone, I only picked the ones who actually won delegates (And Andrew Yang, otherwise it would have been an odd 9 and nobody likes 9ers)

One of these men has to babysit your little kids for a long weekend while you are away. You have no choice in the matter other than which one does it.

https://i.imgur.com/PstXv7K.jpg

Who do you pick?
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Caution999
04/22/20 9:06:33 AM
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In this order:

Tulsi, Trump, Yang, Sanders

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Shablagoo
04/22/20 9:06:44 AM
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Sanders or Yang.

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_____-______
04/22/20 9:08:08 AM
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Buttigieg last

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CreepySmile
04/22/20 9:09:32 AM
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Amy

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casio_guy
04/22/20 9:10:17 AM
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Tulsi > Yang >>>>>>> Crystal Lady >>> everyone else

I'm scared that Donald would eat them and Biden would...well, you know.

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04/22/20 9:11:28 AM
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Shablagoo
04/22/20 9:12:51 AM
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casio_guy posted...
Tulsi > Yang >>>>>>> Crystal Lady >>> everyone else

I'm scared that Donald would eat them and Biden would...well, you know.

Oh yeah Id be happy with Marianne too.

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MT_TRAEH
04/22/20 9:13:28 AM
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OpenShut
04/22/20 9:13:46 AM
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Caution999 posted...
In this order:

Tulsi, Trump, Yang, Sanders
If your kid is a girl, Trump would definitely grab her by the you-know-what. Are you OK with that? I suppose you'd feel honored, being a diehard supporter of him...
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UnfairRepresent
04/22/20 9:14:39 AM
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I'm surprised Tulsi is winning this, she's near the bottom of the list for me.

Do not want her near any kids let alone my own
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Mike Xtreme
04/22/20 9:19:20 AM
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I would never allow my daughter to be alone with Trump

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The Trent
04/22/20 9:22:13 AM
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amy has strong mom vibes
but moonchild marianna will teach them to identify their spirit animal

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Spellcaster
04/22/20 9:22:43 AM
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Buttigieg last

Why what's wrong with Pete?

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Mistere Man
04/22/20 9:22:43 AM
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Something like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPF7D1sa-kA&t=5

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dj1200
04/22/20 9:23:45 AM
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Warren sanders yang in that order

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_____-______
04/22/20 9:24:26 AM
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Spellcaster posted...
Why what's wrong with Pete?

Just playing the odds

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The Trent
04/22/20 9:25:30 AM
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y'all are wild and i'm concerned that some of you are voting without thinking about your children
kids would have a truly terrible time with bernie, he's cranky as fuck and has no chill and plays no games

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Notti
04/22/20 9:26:47 AM
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GrandConjuraton
04/22/20 9:26:47 AM
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I wouldn't trust Biden or Trump alone with my (theoretical) kids for a single second. Probably not Pete, either.

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lilORANG
04/22/20 9:28:34 AM
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Notti posted...
What's with Tulsi? Like... why.

People's expectations from babysitter porn most likely...

Or she's young and won't drop the kid or forget about it in the tub.
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Shablagoo
04/22/20 9:34:17 AM
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The Trent posted...
y'all are wild and i'm concerned that some of you are voting without thinking about your children
kids would have a truly terrible time with bernie, he's cranky as fuck and has no chill and plays no games

Nah hes one of the only candidates actually willing to connect with the people supporting him. Like that story of how he was late somewhere because he got caught up talking to some random woman about her crappy life.

Check out these more relaxed interviews hes done:

https://www.funnyordie.com/politics/2019/11/22/20978258/bernie-sanders-interviews-himself-funny-impression-james-adomian-podcast-democratic-debate

<img src="//:0">https://youtu.be/EHps9UsJsko

https://youtu.be/Q8XdL1nZrIU
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UnfairRepresent
04/22/20 9:37:20 AM
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The Trent posted...
y'all are wild and i'm concerned that some of you are voting without thinking about your children
kids would have a truly terrible time with bernie, he's cranky as fuck and has no chill and plays no games

I think people are focusing on who is going to be responsible and keep their kids fed and safe.

Not who will play Pokemon
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gatorsPENSbucs
04/22/20 9:37:58 AM
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Bernie would just fuck my kids up, make them think everything is free or whatever his stance is.

Ive heard of Biden before but couldnt tell you anything about him.

Don't have the slightest idea who the rest of the people are .... so Ill go with Donnie and his money. Might spoil the kids or something and worst case with him is he hires a maid to watch the kids.

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Lorenzo_2003
04/22/20 9:38:14 AM
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Yang is my choice. Hes got experience because he already has two children, one of which has autism. I think hed know how to take care of any child, and he at least doesnt seem like a disaster waiting to happen.

I would not leave any child with Biden. He can be president, but no way would I feel comfortable letting him get near a child, any child really.

No to Trump, as well. He might sell the kid or forget about his responsibility, so the child ends up playing in traffic.

Edit: crap, I think I accidentally voted Tulsi. Oh, well, I guess shes not crazy at least.

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UnfairRepresent
04/22/20 9:38:49 AM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...

Ive heard of Biden before but couldnt tell you anything about him.

Please tell me you live in Ghana or something...
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The Trent
04/22/20 9:39:00 AM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
i don't know why i posted in this topic because i am wholly ignorant and have nothing humorous to add


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Spellcaster
04/22/20 9:56:24 AM
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Things your kids say after a weekend with

Donald Trump: *sacrifices cat to death cult*
Bill Weld: Why'd he leave us alone five minutes after you were gone?"
Joe Biden: Why'd uncle joe keep sniffing my hair??
Bernie Sanders: WHY DO 1% OF THIS HOUSE GET 99% OF THE GRAVY FOR THEIR POTATOES?
Warren: Why'd she leave us alone five minutes after you were gone?"
Bloomberg: Why'd he leave us alone five minutes after you were gone?"
Pete: Why'd he leave us alone five minutes after you were gone?"
Amy: Who?
Tulsi: Nyet comrade, for mother russia
Yang: "Uncle Yang gave us yang bucks! yay!"

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Caution999
04/22/20 10:02:26 AM
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M_Live posted...
While I don't think Trump would actively harm a child, I can't really trust him to pay attention to one lol. Biden I would straight up just not trust around children. The rest seem fine, though Bernie has a very badass grandpa vibe

I agree about Bernie; that's why I included him in my list.

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gatorsPENSbucs
04/22/20 10:08:18 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Please tell me you live in Ghana or something...
Nah, just dont care about this stuff.

@The_Trent having a tough day buddy? Itll get better, Im sure of it.

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The Trent
04/22/20 10:10:23 AM
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man i hope so
some guy in another thread insinuated that i might be stupid!

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Alteres
04/22/20 10:30:44 AM
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The Trent posted...
y'all are wild and i'm concerned that some of you are voting without thinking about your children
kids would have a truly terrible time with bernie, he's cranky as fuck and has no chill and plays no games
That's what I thought, was going to pick him, by then thought he might be pissed the entire time.

Most I don't trust, so I went with yang. He seems nice, and would try to be entertaining. Probably come off as boring as hell anyway, but still better than the rest.

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UnfairRepresent
04/23/20 11:39:16 AM
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Tulsi started out on top but Sanders is now running away with it
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Lordgold666
04/23/20 11:40:32 AM
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Biden

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Questionmarktarius
04/24/20 11:26:53 AM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Bernie would just fuck my kids up, make them think everything is free or whatever his stance is.
Kids already think everything is free.
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Guerrilla Soldier
04/24/20 11:44:43 AM
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i'd pick a woman

i definitely wouldn't pick some old man

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UnfairRepresent
04/24/20 12:13:31 PM
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Poor Michael Bloomberg is the only one not to get a single vote in either poll
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el_cheato
04/24/20 12:15:24 PM
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Sanders is the only one on that list who I'm reasonably certain isn't a pedophile.

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Blue_Target
04/24/20 12:15:26 PM
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Bloomberg. He'll just hire a professional nanny to take care of them.

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UnfairRepresent
04/25/20 10:54:25 PM
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el_cheato posted...
Sanders is the only one on that list who I'm reasonably certain isn't a pedophile.

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muchdran
04/25/20 11:02:59 PM
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People voting for Biden, probably dont have kids. Hes creepy.
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Tropicalwood
04/25/20 11:06:07 PM
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Yang seems like he'd pay more attention and actually give a crap.

Sanders would probably just take the money and run.

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Monota
04/25/20 11:08:16 PM
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I don't know much about any of them except for the obvious ones, but I trust Bernie to not molest my child or get me to murder him for being around my child.
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modena
04/25/20 11:13:55 PM
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Bernie because I would hide and watch him yell and vent at the kids and laugh at their fear.

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UnfairRepresent
04/27/20 7:20:03 AM
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Yang is catching up
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Time_Rider
04/27/20 8:22:05 AM
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Caution999 posted...
Trump

Of course you'd pick a person that literally has no experience with children at all - has never raised one or taken care of one for any amount of time.

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Questionmarktarius
04/27/20 10:19:57 AM
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Vermin Supreme seems like the kind of dude who could keep kids entertained for hours at a time.
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