Current Events > F*** Return of the King ending seems so damn long.

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CosmicShadows 04/22/20 12:29:33 AM #1:	It drags on. --- Formally Shadowblade320. <cite>CosmicShadows posted [p:937855098] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>It drags on.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
malenz 04/22/20 12:32:42 AM #2:	It really does, and it is in actuality a very long movie. I think I fell asleep lol. --- Then by that logic, real men are pixies. <cite>malenz posted [p:937855220] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>It really does, and it is in actuality a very long movie. I think I fell asleep lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 04/22/20 12:33:30 AM #3:	My friends, You bow to no one. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:937855253] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>My friends, You bow to no one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CosmicShadows 04/22/20 12:33:42 AM #4:	malenz posted... It really does, and it is in actuality a very long movie. I think I fell asleep lol. Lol right i was watching it on tv again. I was F*ing end already. --- Formally Shadowblade320. <cite>CosmicShadows posted [p:937855256] in F* Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>malenz posted...</cite> <quote>It really does, and it is in actuality a very long movie. I think I fell asleep lol. </quote> Lol right i was watching it on tv again. I was F***ing end already.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EffectAndCause 04/22/20 12:34:40 AM #5:	Theres like 10 times I expect it to fade to black and the credits to roll but then ANOTHER ending happens. --- https://imgur.com/wMshiEN <cite>EffectAndCause posted [p:937855291] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>Theres like 10 times I expect it to fade to black and the credits to roll but then ANOTHER ending happens.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iPhone_7 04/22/20 12:35:30 AM #6:	Its like multiple endings --- Sig User Logic https://imgur.com/lA5fm7w <cite>iPhone_7 posted [p:937855322] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>Its like multiple endings </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AFrench2 04/22/20 12:39:21 AM #8:	It was Endgame before Endgame --- Ohh boy <cite>AFrench2 posted [p:937855471] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>It was Endgame before Endgame </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joe40001 04/22/20 12:40:21 AM #9:	CosmicShadows posted... Lol right i was watching it on tv again. I was F*ing end already. I wonder if it's slower on tv with breaks or if the official directors cut is slower. --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 <cite>joe40001 posted [p:937855508] in F* Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>CosmicShadows posted... </cite> <quote>Lol right i was watching it on tv again. I was F***ing end already.</quote> I wonder if it's slower on tv with breaks or if the official directors cut is slower. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EndOfDiscOne 04/23/20 2:07:20 PM #10:	It does, but I personally would not have cut out any of the endings The book's ending was waaayyy longer --- I am the Cheese! I am the best character on the show! I am better than both the salami and the bologna *COMBINED!* <cite>EndOfDiscOne posted [p:937945324] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>It does, but I personally would not have cut out any of the endings The book's ending was waaayyy longer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dameon_reaper 04/23/20 2:09:08 PM #11:	Return of the King is my favorite of the three. Also, now I need to watch the extended editions again. <cite>dameon_reaper posted [p:937945428] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>Return of the King is my favorite of the three. Also, now I need to watch the extended editions again. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Weezy_Tha_Don 04/23/20 2:16:10 PM #12:	yeah, I was quite sure it would end with that shot of them on the rock and all the lava flowing by. lol psyche! still 40 minutes to go --- https://imgur.com/hwZyGuA - courtesy of the homie United_World I speak my mind, cause biting my tongue hurts. <cite>Weezy_Tha_Don posted [p:937945841] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>yeah, I was quite sure it would end with that shot of them on the rock and all the lava flowing by. lol psyche! still 40 minutes to go </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Goldenguy 04/23/20 2:27:55 PM #13:	I remember seeing that in theater when it came out. I think I've watched it once since then. That ending is as long as some movies. --- Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand. Ignorance, prejudice, and fear walk hand in hand. <cite>Goldenguy posted [p:937946569] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>I remember seeing that in theater when it came out. I think I've watched it once since then. That ending is as long as some movies. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tired-Insomniac 04/23/20 2:31:08 PM #14:	It reminds me of this scene from Family Guy https://youtu.be/vI7JDTlixb8 --- "I like turtles" <cite>Tired-Insomniac posted [p:937946778] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>It reminds me of this scene from Family Guy https://youtu.be/vI7JDTlixb8 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
p-m 04/23/20 2:35:17 PM #15:	I've only seen it once on release, people kept standing up thinking it had ended then there'd be another "ending". --- 00000000000000000 <cite>p-m posted [p:937947034] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>I've only seen it once on release, people kept standing up thinking it had ended then there'd be another "ending". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeneralKenobi85 04/23/20 2:38:05 PM #16:	And there wasn't even a Scouring of the Shire. It was the right call though. The Scouring made sense in the context of the books, but it wouldn't have worked in the movies. --- Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi <sneaky beeping> <cite>GeneralKenobi85 posted [p:937947221] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>And there wasn't even a Scouring of the Shire. It was the right call though. The Scouring made sense in the context of the books, but it wouldn't have worked in the movies. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rikiaz 04/23/20 2:38:37 PM #17:	Still my favorite movie of all time. --- From the depths, the thing they called Worm King did rise. Nirn itself did scream in the Mages' and Necromancers' war. <cite>Rikiaz posted [p:937947257] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>Still my favorite movie of all time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EndOfDiscOne 04/23/20 2:40:01 PM #18:	Rikiaz posted... Still my favorite movie of all time. --- I am the Cheese! I am the best character on the show! I am better than both the salami and the bologna *COMBINED!* <cite>EndOfDiscOne posted [p:937947342] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>Rikiaz posted... </cite> <quote>Still my favorite movie of all time.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 04/23/20 2:40:19 PM #19:	I watched the extended cut trilogy like 2 months ago with this girl Im seeing. She got pissed finding out there was another 45 minutes left. --- https://imgur.com/O3syCWD https://imgur.com/k3YiBdG <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:937947367] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>I watched the extended cut trilogy like 2 months ago with this girl Im seeing. She got pissed finding out there was another 45 minutes left. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 04/23/20 2:42:27 PM #20:	Part of me still wishes they did the scouring of the Shire. It was an important part in the book. I understand why they didn't. I still remember being in the theater and kept almost getting up several times because I thought it was ending. They could have cut out some of the dumb stuff in TTT that wasn't in the books (Aragorn trying to get to Helm's Deep/ Frodo and Sam in Osgiliath) then put Shelob's part at the end of TTT like how it was in the books. It would have been an awesome cliffhanger. --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:937947489] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>Part of me still wishes they did the scouring of the Shire. It was an important part in the book. I understand why they didn't. I still remember being in the theater and kept almost getting up several times because I thought it was ending. They could have cut out some of the dumb stuff in TTT that wasn't in the books (Aragorn trying to get to Helm's Deep/ Frodo and Sam in Osgiliath) then put Shelob's part at the end of TTT like how it was in the books. It would have been an awesome cliffhanger. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EndOfDiscOne 04/23/20 2:54:27 PM #21:	If LotR were filmed today, they could do the Scouring of the Shire as a Netflix/Amazon movie. ~~But they killed Saruman and Wormtongue in the extended cut of RotK so they'd have to get rid of that.~~ --- I am the Cheese! I am the best character on the show! I am better than both the salami and the bologna *COMBINED!* <cite>EndOfDiscOne posted [p:937948216] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>If LotR were filmed today, they could do the Scouring of the Shire as a Netflix/Amazon movie. But they killed Saruman and Wormtongue in the extended cut of RotK so they'd have to get rid of that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BudDupree48 04/23/20 2:56:18 PM #22:	Two Towers > --- BANG BANG STEELER GANG <cite>BudDupree48 posted [p:937948304] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>Two Towers > </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tired-Insomniac 04/23/20 2:56:19 PM #23:	EndOfDiscOne posted... If LotR were filmed today, they could do the Scouring of the Shire as a Netflix/Amazon movie. ~~But they killed Saruman and Wormtongue in the extended cut of RotK so they'd have to get rid of that.~~ Part of me wants a Netflix reboot of LOTR so they can add more stuff to it but the casting was so damn perfect in PJ's trilogy that I don't think they could get it right. --- "I like turtles" <cite>Tired-Insomniac posted [p:937948305] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>EndOfDiscOne posted... </cite> <quote>If LotR were filmed today, they could do the Scouring of the Shire as a Netflix/Amazon movie. But they killed Saruman and Wormtongue in the extended cut of RotK so they'd have to get rid of that.</quote> Part of me wants a Netflix reboot of LOTR so they can add more stuff to it but the casting was so damn perfect in PJ's trilogy that I don't think they could get it right. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 04/23/20 3:43:18 PM #24:	Tired-Insomniac posted... Part of me wants a Netflix reboot of LOTR so they can add more stuff to it but the casting was so damn perfect in PJ's trilogy that I don't think they could get it right. I hated many of the elf castings. Hugo Weaving, Cate Blanchett, Liv Tyler, and the guy that played Haldir. Orlando Bloom was the only elf casting I really liked. --- https://imgur.com/O3syCWD https://imgur.com/k3YiBdG <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:937951092] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>Tired-Insomniac posted... </cite> <quote>Part of me wants a Netflix reboot of LOTR so they can add more stuff to it but the casting was so damn perfect in PJ's trilogy that I don't think they could get it right.</quote> I hated many of the elf castings. Hugo Weaving, Cate Blanchett, Liv Tyler, and the guy that played Haldir. Orlando Bloom was the only elf casting I really liked. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
furb 04/23/20 3:48:04 PM #25:	The book ends well after the ring is destroyed and the battle at the gate. --- You know how fads are. Today it's brains, tomorrow, pierced tongues. Then the next day, pierced brains. -Jane Lane <cite>furb posted [p:937951364] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>The book ends well after the ring is destroyed and the battle at the gate. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 04/23/20 3:59:08 PM #26:	KILBOTz posted... I hated many of the elf castings. Hugo Weaving, Cate Blanchett, Liv Tyler, and the guy that played Haldir. Orlando Bloom was the only elf casting I really liked. I don't like how the elves were done either for the most part, but I blame the writing, directing, and other choices than the actors. They made the elves more like the typical fantasy elf that was dirived from LOTR. The males looked metrosexual as well. Elrond seemed irritable and hated men when he had mannish blood and his brother chose to be a man. He was fine with Aragorn marrying his daughter as well if I remember right. He comes off as an angry douche instead of this wise and kind elf lord. I liked Cate Blanchett, but they made Galadriel overly creepy at times and then they turned her into a video game character for a minute. Arwen was mishandled like Elrond. I blame Jackson and company for making her too much like Eowyn. Haldir looked weird, but I blame the costume design. Orlando Bloom was fine. Making Legolas into a OP elf wasn't. --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:937952002] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>KILBOTz posted... </cite> <quote>I hated many of the elf castings. Hugo Weaving, Cate Blanchett, Liv Tyler, and the guy that played Haldir. Orlando Bloom was the only elf casting I really liked.</quote> I don't like how the elves were done either for the most part, but I blame the writing, directing, and other choices than the actors. They made the elves more like the typical fantasy elf that was dirived from LOTR. The males looked metrosexual as well. Elrond seemed irritable and hated men when he had mannish blood and his brother chose to be a man. He was fine with Aragorn marrying his daughter as well if I remember right. He comes off as an angry douche instead of this wise and kind elf lord. I liked Cate Blanchett, but they made Galadriel overly creepy at times and then they turned her into a video game character for a minute. Arwen was mishandled like Elrond. I blame Jackson and company for making her too much like Eowyn. Haldir looked weird, but I blame the costume design. Orlando Bloom was fine. Making Legolas into a OP elf wasn't. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChineseFoodCena 04/23/20 4:01:45 PM #27:	If Return of the King was broken into a TV episodic season, the "ending" would take up a whole episode. --- Rise Above Hate Hustle Loyalty Respect <cite>ChineseFoodCena posted [p:937952142] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>If Return of the King was broken into a TV episodic season, the "ending" would take up a whole episode. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
andrewl923 04/23/20 4:10:57 PM #28:	This sums up my feeling for the three lotr movies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPl5MeXIM8E&feature=youtu.be&t=138 --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/BigDrew923/wishlist <cite>andrewl923 posted [p:937952679] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>This sums up my feeling for the three lotr movies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPl5MeXIM8E&feature=youtu.be&t=138 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuppleSnake 04/23/20 4:11:32 PM #29:	BudDupree48 posted... Two Towers > --- I'm like TT <cite>SuppleSnake posted [p:937952714] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>BudDupree48 posted... </cite> <quote>Two Towers ></quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 04/23/20 4:12:21 PM #30:	The ending is good and doesn't drag. I'm sorry the 10 hour movie experience took more than 20 minutes to wrap up. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:937952760] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>The ending is good and doesn't drag. I'm sorry the 10 hour movie experience took more than 20 minutes to wrap up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AsucaHayashi 04/23/20 4:21:49 PM #31:	the ending isn't even that long. frodo wakes up in a bed and watches the fellowship enter one by one and they embrace and laugh and cry, aragorn is then crowned king and a new age begins as he's finally reunited with arwen and everybody bows down as the hobbits are celebrated as heroes above all(always found it a bit odd that merry and pips are counted alongside frodo and sam tbh), then the hobbits finally return home after 13 months and try to get back to their old life. back in their local tavern sam hits on rose whom he marries after some time. then we see frodo finishing up his story while leaving a bit of space left for sam. then the hobbits all travel to the harbor with bilbo at which point they say their final farewell to gandalf as he, the elves and bilbo leave for the undying lands but not before he tells frodo that's it's also time for him to leave. then frodo explains why he had to leave and he embraces each hobbit and enters the boat with a final smile and nod. then sam returns back home to his wife and kid and they close the door behind them. how the hell is that even a long ending?? --- http://abload.de/img/pcgamingxtuvt.jpg https://imgur.com/9Yv0R2Z <cite>AsucaHayashi posted [p:937953336] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>the ending isn't even that long. frodo wakes up in a bed and watches the fellowship enter one by one and they embrace and laugh and cry, aragorn is then crowned king and a new age begins as he's finally reunited with arwen and everybody bows down as the hobbits are celebrated as heroes above all(always found it a bit odd that merry and pips are counted alongside frodo and sam tbh), then the hobbits finally return home after 13 months and try to get back to their old life. back in their local tavern sam hits on rose whom he marries after some time. then we see frodo finishing up his story while leaving a bit of space left for sam. then the hobbits all travel to the harbor with bilbo at which point they say their final farewell to gandalf as he, the elves and bilbo leave for the undying lands but not before he tells frodo that's it's also time for him to leave. then frodo explains why he had to leave and he embraces each hobbit and enters the boat with a final smile and nod. then sam returns back home to his wife and kid and they close the door behind them. how the hell is that even a long ending?? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dameon_reaper 04/23/20 4:53:36 PM #32:	AsucaHayashi posted... how the hell is that even a long ending?? Its not long if its more content of a movie you like. People complaining sound like they weren't really into the movie <_< <cite>dameon_reaper posted [p:937955352] in F*** Retur... [t:78611588]...</cite> <quote>AsucaHayashi posted... </cite> <quote>how the hell is that even a long ending??</quote> Its not long if its more content of a movie you like. People complaining sound like they weren't really into the movie <_< </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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