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Kobe Bryant
04/17/20 5:57:22 PM
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A: fluent in every language known to man

B: allows you to become a world universal class chef and know how to cook amd prepare every dish ever made at expert level

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PikachuMaxwell
04/17/20 5:58:00 PM
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Languages! I've overcome the Tower of Babel!

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p-m
04/17/20 5:58:07 PM
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Language, no question really

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CreepySmile
04/17/20 5:58:16 PM
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A
I can finally read Klingon love poetry to Ronda Rousey and marry her

Now there's a thought. Ronda Rousey beating me up while screaming in Klingon...


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s0nicfan
04/17/20 5:58:38 PM
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Languages, easily. I can cook well enough, and the ability to understand how to cook everything doesn't make those ingredients affordable or magically give you the time necessary to properly prep a lot of dishes.

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s0nicfan
04/17/20 6:01:41 PM
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AssultTank posted...
Cook. I could make good money doing that.

You don't think you could make good money as the only person on the planet that can understand every dead language?

Imagine how much you personally could revolutionize our understanding of History just by solving all the things that nobody can currently translate.

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Life Sympathy
04/17/20 6:04:39 PM
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Languages

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Kobe Bryant
04/17/20 6:05:01 PM
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I like to eat so cooking for me

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RebelElite791
04/17/20 6:07:52 PM
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Languages, no question lol

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Definitely couldnt make money speaking a few thousand languages

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Wii_Shaker
04/17/20 6:08:26 PM
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If I learn all languages does that mean that I forget how to cook everything I know how to cook? That's usually how these topics work, right? Trade one thing for another.

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Kobe Bryant
04/18/20 12:00:30 AM
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Bump

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Kobe Bryant
04/18/20 12:01:09 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
If I learn all languages does that mean that I forget how to cook everything I know how to cook? That's usually how these topics work, right? Trade one thing for another.

No you still know ur current recipes


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Esrac
04/18/20 12:18:20 AM
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Languages. Seems obvious.

I can already cook well enough to get by
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Damn_Underscore
04/18/20 12:20:18 AM
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Being the best chef in the world would grant you an audience anywhere in the world. From there you can learn whatever languages you want, and people would accommodate you anyway.
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