Current Events > $100 trillion but you must work one week for a boss with a time compressior.

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DevsBro
04/16/20 6:30:33 PM
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You can quit at any time but you lose all the money.

Monday, your boss sets it to a 10:1 compression rate, so you work an 80 hour day.

Tuesday, your boss sets it to 100:1, so you work an 800 hour day.

Wednesday, it's 1000:1, so you work an 8000 hour day.

Thursday, it's 10,000:1, so you work an 80,000 hour day.

Friday, it's 10,000,000:1, so you work an 80,000,000 hour day.

You can choose the job, and you can't even get fired! You age and metabolize normally in real-world time, so you should be able to stay awake and etc.

You get one hour for lunch (you must leave the machine) and you must leave the machine when your shift ends.

Also, there's a coffee shop in your work location.

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Bananana
04/16/20 6:31:49 PM
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Can the human mind even comprehend doing one thing for over 9000 years? I think anyone would go mad

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Tyranthraxus
04/16/20 6:33:20 PM
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If I can't get fired does it really matter what my job is? I just don't show up to work and spend my time recreationally instead

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DevsBro
04/16/20 6:42:39 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
If I can't get fired does it really matter what my job is? I just don't show up to work and spend my time recreationally instead
You do have to report for work every day. Otherwise counts as quitting.

But yes, you may spend your countless hours in whstever way you choose since you can't be fired. Subject to your work environment, of course. It doesn't make sense to go skydiving in an office building, for example.

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