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SomeLikeItHoth
04/15/20 2:08:04 AM
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Its 11:07PM and she told me shes going to bed.



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SomeLikeItHoth
04/15/20 2:08:37 AM
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Should I dump her fam

@Scotty_Rogers

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1234Life
04/15/20 2:09:05 AM
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Shes out there getting that good COVID-19, bro.
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pegusus123456
04/15/20 2:09:29 AM
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Asking Scotty for advice on a girl is like asking Helen Keller what color you should paint your house.

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OpenShut
04/15/20 2:10:02 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Asking Scotty for advice on a girl is like asking Helen Keller what color you should paint your house.
This is sigworthy
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trappedunderice
04/15/20 2:11:09 AM
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This is beyond pathetic and sad.
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SableWolfAngel
04/15/20 2:12:57 AM
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So you're telling us your hand fell asleep? Even your own body is tired of your bullshit.

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Unspecified_NPC
04/15/20 2:15:26 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Asking Scotty for advice on a girl is like asking Helen Keller what color you should paint your house.
Lmao I about died

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Reis
04/15/20 2:16:55 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Asking Scotty for advice on a girl is like asking Helen Keller what color you should paint your house.

fucking BODIED
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Scotty_Rogers
04/15/20 6:13:58 AM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Should I dump her fam

@Scotty_Rogers

Dump her before 1AM to show her who's Alpha

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Tactical_Spork
04/15/20 6:15:44 AM
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Why are you asking yourself for relationship advice about a woman that does not exist

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OpenShut
04/15/20 10:33:48 AM
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Tactical_Spork posted...
Why are you asking yourself for relationship advice about a woman that does not exist

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Funkydog
04/15/20 10:35:56 AM
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Tactical_Spork posted...
Why are you asking yourself for relationship advice about a woman that does not exist
Because making strangers on the internet think he is one of the most pathetic individuals they will ever meet is the height of trolling and hilarity in his eyes, evidently.

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