Current Events > b-list 90s platformers had shit like "Move Over, Mario" on the cover

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SMAP-
04/13/20 1:24:43 AM
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often quoted by a gaming mag that no one had ever heard of and a bunch of statements about how the main character has an attitude and usually some shit like over 25 levels of crazy fun!

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SMAP-
04/13/20 1:27:22 AM
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Case in point

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MagnusDJL
04/13/20 1:28:33 AM
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I actually remember some PS1 platformer that I got on Christmas or my Birthday having that on the cover. I don't remember the name of it at all, but it was a game where you could either play as a boy or girl and it involved dreams or sleep somehow I think.
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bigtiggie23
04/13/20 1:29:21 AM
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It seems odd that a Nintendo specific magazine would rate a PS1 platformer over its own mascot.
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SMAP-
04/13/20 1:29:36 AM
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MagnusDJL posted...
I actually remember some PS1 platformer that I got on Christmas or my Birthday having that on the cover. I don't remember the name of it at all, but it was a game where you could either play as a boy or girl and it involved dreams or sleep somehow I think.


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MagnusDJL
04/13/20 1:31:00 AM
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SMAP- posted...

Yep, that was it. I think I played it for maybe an hour tops and never went back to it. Move over Mario my ass lol.
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viewmaster_pi
04/13/20 1:31:58 AM
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SMAP- posted...
Case in point
wait, that wasn't even his name

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SMAP-
04/13/20 1:32:35 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
wait, that wasn't even his name

keen observation

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Butterfiles
04/13/20 1:32:35 AM
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SMAP- posted...
Case in point
What? I loved that game but dont remember it even being much like Mario at all

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Orlando_Jordan
04/13/20 1:32:52 AM
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SMAP- posted...
Case in point
This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

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SMAP-
04/13/20 1:33:43 AM
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SMAP- posted...
Case in point

Huh? I dont remember this cover. Probably a fake

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SuperExcitebike
04/13/20 1:35:18 AM
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SMAP- posted...

Holy fucking nostalgia. Idk if I played it, but I definitely saw it on the shelves at Hastings and Hollywood video

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Abiz_
04/13/20 1:43:12 AM
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SMAP- posted...
often quoted by a gaming mag that no one had ever heard of and a bunch of statements about how the main character has an attitude and usually some shit like over 25 levels of crazy fun!
TC wasn't old enough to understand the 90s.
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mooreandrew58
04/13/20 1:47:51 AM
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I remember seeing a magazine cover claiming dark cloud was a "zelda killer" games has very little in common outside a young protaganists who wields a sword and has a green hat

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FL81
04/13/20 1:49:03 AM
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SMAP- posted...
b-list
Hey now, MediEvil was a classic

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SMAP-
04/13/20 1:51:20 AM
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Abiz_ posted...
TC wasn't old enough to understand the 90s.

I never said it was a bad thing

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SMAP-
04/13/20 1:51:59 AM
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FL81 posted...
Hey now, MediEvil was a classic

agreed
mooreandrew58 posted...
I remember seeing a magazine cover claiming dark cloud was a "zelda killer" games has very little in common outside a young protaganists who wields a sword and has a green hat

PSM. Great mag otherwise, but they would sometimes make really silly claims like that

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mooreandrew58
04/13/20 1:53:06 AM
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SMAP- posted...
agreed

PSM. Great mag otherwise, but they would sometimes make really silly claims like that

How wrong they where. Dark cloud ia a great game but ultimately it will be a foot note in gaming history compared to zelda

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viewmaster_pi
04/13/20 1:54:02 AM
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move over fat plumber fuck, there's a new family friendly icon in town and his name is spider the video game the spider


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YellowSUV
04/13/20 1:55:12 AM
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SMAP- posted...
Case in point

This is clearly a photoshop. The Move over Mario bit is from the 40 Winks game posted (since it was supposed to also be a N64 game, but wasn't released on the Nintendo 64 until 2019, no joke).

The "skeleton with an attitude" is a great parody of the 90s attitude.

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Orlando_Jordan
04/13/20 1:57:07 AM
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YellowSUV posted...
The Move over Mario bit is from the 40 Winks game posted (since it was originally an N64 game, but wasn't released on the Nintendo 64 until 2019, no joke).
Why on Earth would they release an N64 game in 2019?

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mooreandrew58
04/13/20 2:00:30 AM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
Why on Earth would they release an N64 game in 2019?

Maybe it was made (as in actual carts produced) but for whatever reason never released and they finally said fuck it.

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YellowSUV
04/13/20 2:01:52 AM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
Why on Earth would they release an N64 game in 2019?

A kickstarter.

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ssjevot
04/13/20 2:03:00 AM
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https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/-KcAAMXQ5fVQ9EZD/s-l300.jpg

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YellowSUV
04/13/20 2:06:59 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
move over fat plumber fuck, there's a new family friendly icon in town and his name is spider the video game the spider

Rated Kids to Adults.

The E 10 rating really ruined things for edgelord characters everywhere.

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SMAP-
04/13/20 2:12:30 AM
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YellowSUV posted...
This is clearly a photoshop. The Move over Mario bit is from the 40 Winks game posted (since it was supposed to also be a N64 game, but wasn't released on the Nintendo 64 until 2019, no joke).

The "skeleton with an attitude" is a great parody of the 90s attitude.


dont worry, its my photoshop, i wanted to see how long it would take people to notice


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MagnusDJL
04/13/20 2:22:57 AM
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the fact that it shows Nintendo Official Magazine said that quote for Medievil is a pretty big dead giveaway it's fake.
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Bio1590
04/13/20 2:24:22 AM
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It was pretty obvious given how specific the OP was
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SMAP-
04/13/20 2:47:20 AM
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Bio1590 posted...
It was pretty obvious given how specific the OP was

I mean, this was a real trend regardless

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Orlando_Jordan
04/13/20 3:08:12 PM
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SMAP- posted...
I mean, this was a real trend regardless
Why did you make the quote from Nintendo Official Magazine? The OP said "a gaming mag that no one had ever heard of."

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Tyranthraxus
04/13/20 3:13:53 PM
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Is "Nintendo Official Magazine" a real magazine?

Anyway, not on the cover but if you play Jill of the Jungle one of the text boxes in it describes Mario quitting because he just can't compete.

Made by everyone's favorite developer Cliffy B who pioneered the first IRL battle royale game to start with 100 players and end with just 1 after a few minutes.

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Blbmbr666
04/13/20 3:16:34 PM
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Was 'Move Over, Mario' the first version of 'Halo Killer'?

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HylianFox
04/13/20 3:34:25 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Is "Nintendo Official Magazine" a real magazine?

no, the only official Ninty mag was Nintendo Power

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SMAP-
04/13/20 5:14:20 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
Why did you make the quote from Nintendo Official Magazine? The OP said "a gaming mag that no one had ever heard of."

because of the humor of having it come from a nintendo mag on a sony title

i wasnt trying to follow exactly what i said, i made that image a while ago and forgot about it and then remembered it when I made this topic.

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thronedfire2
04/13/20 5:33:25 PM
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Yeah medievil wasnt even a platformer.

Unless you count falling off a few ledges as a platformer I guess

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SMAP-
04/13/20 5:36:06 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Yeah medievil wasnt even a platformer.

Unless you count falling off a few ledges as a platformer I guess

yeah I love medievil I just made it when the game was getting remade cuz a bunch of people on twitter who never played it lumped it in with kiddie platformers getting remade


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