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HotLap 04/12/20 11:28:14 PM #1:	How many tissue make good wipey? --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. <cite>HotLap posted [p:937290077] in We're ... [t:78576454]...</cite> <quote> How many tissue make good wipey? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OgesMC 04/12/20 11:29:31 PM #2:	Just one. Remember to fold it first and tear off the corner, youll need that little piece for the fingernail cleaning. --- R.I.P. Strudel 2007-2019 Best damn dog I ever knew, thank you for being our friend <cite>OgesMC posted [p:937290139] in We're ... [t:78576454]...</cite> <quote>Just one. Remember to fold it first and tear off the corner, youll need that little piece for the fingernail cleaning.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 04/12/20 11:32:23 PM #3:	I thought toilet paper was creeping back into stores. No? --- "I am fearful when I see people substituting fear for reason." The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:937290252] in We're ... [t:78576454]...</cite> <quote>I thought toilet paper was creeping back into stores. No? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IReallyDoubtIt 04/12/20 11:35:03 PM #4:	Tissues will get you through most of the month, but you can safely make it the full month with that there Listerine. We call that a freshnema around these parts. --- Podcast/Audiobook Board https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1364- View my ASCII art and others' at https://thenewhotness.info/ <cite>IReallyDoubtIt posted [p:937290360] in We're ... [t:78576454]...</cite> <quote>Tissues will get you through most of the month, but you can safely make it the full month with that there Listerine. We call that a freshnema around these parts. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 04/12/20 11:37:41 PM #5:	Use as much as you want. The important part is that cardboard box. Once you get to that, just scrape it off like snow on a windshield and don't be scared to reuse your scraper. Gotta stay shaved to make sure it's not messy tho --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:937290470] in We're ... [t:78576454]...</cite> <quote>Use as much as you want. The important part is that cardboard box. Once you get to that, just scrape it off like snow on a windshield and don't be scared to reuse your scraper. Gotta stay shaved to make sure it's not messy tho </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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