Current Events > Kratos should fight Jesus and Muhammad in the next GOW

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SocialistGamer 04/12/20 8:25:14 PM #1:	Tbh --- Capcom is the best developer ever! Steam ID: SocialistGamer92 <cite>SocialistGamer posted [p:937280354] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>Tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hyperpowder 04/12/20 8:26:48 PM #2:	That would be dope tbh --- Whoever beats my score I will give them a $10 PSN or Live card: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpiorAx40GY <cite>hyperpowder posted [p:937280452] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>That would be dope tbh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89 04/12/20 8:27:17 PM #3:	I wonder how mad the Ancient Greeks and Norse would be if they saw God of War. --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png http://www.last.fm/user/hockeybub89/ <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:937280483] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>I wonder how mad the Ancient Greeks and Norse would be if they saw God of War. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MT_TRAEH 04/12/20 8:28:34 PM #4:	Father, forgive me for what I'm about to do --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. Happiness or sadness, victory or defeat, pleasure or pain, it will pass. <cite>MT_TRAEH posted [p:937280574] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote> Father, forgive me for what I'm about to do </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mareen 04/12/20 8:29:19 PM #5:	Honestly I'm for it. It'd be badass. --- Awz od fiis - Rgua nwaalfw od ybjbiqlvkw <cite>Mareen posted [p:937280610] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>Honestly I'm for it. It'd be badass. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 04/12/20 8:44:17 PM #6:	This is a bad meme. --- https://imgur.com/ZbmxKgn <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:937281532] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>This is a bad meme.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 04/12/20 8:44:56 PM #7:	why Muhammad? he's not supposed to be a god the way jesus is meant to be --- https://imgur.com/6cPXvLN https://imgur.com/hVC4i6j <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:937281566] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>why Muhammad? he's not supposed to be a god the way jesus is meant to be </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Swagger_Dagger 04/12/20 8:47:13 PM #9:	ThyCorndog posted... why Muhammad? he's not supposed to be a god the way jesus is meant to be It's just edgy kids making topics they think they find funny --- https://imgur.com/f4hfI <cite>Swagger_Dagger posted [p:937281712] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>ThyCorndog posted... </cite> <quote>why Muhammad? he's not supposed to be a god the way jesus is meant to be</quote>It's just edgy kids making topics they think they find funny </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SH_expert44 04/12/20 8:48:46 PM #10:	ThyCorndog posted... why Muhammad? he's not supposed to be a god the way jesus is meant to be The prophets would be like the valkyries. Each time you face one, god gives them a power up and you defeat them to get some kind of ability. --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://imgur.com/nhHkg9L https://imgur.com/A3kur0P <cite>SH_expert44 posted [p:937281799] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>ThyCorndog posted... </cite> <quote>why Muhammad? he's not supposed to be a god the way jesus is meant to be</quote>The prophets would be like the valkyries. Each time you face one, god gives them a power up and you defeat them to get some kind of ability. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_MorningStar 04/12/20 8:49:27 PM #11:	Swagger_Dagger posted... It's just edgy kids making topics they think they find funny This. And none of Jesus powers were even made for combat --- https://imgur.com/UM1VO2V https://imgur.com/fd6WS3f <cite>_MorningStar posted [p:937281841] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>Swagger_Dagger posted... </cite> <quote>It's just edgy kids making topics they think they find funny</quote>This. And none of Jesus powers were even made for combat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bananana 04/12/20 8:50:57 PM #13:	Swagger_Dagger posted... It's just edgy kids making topics they think they find funny yeah, jokes about religion are funny so long as the people who believed it are all dead cant wait til 2000 years from now when God of War 700 has Kratos vs. Jesus --- http://error1355.com/ce/Bananana.html <cite>Bananana posted [p:937281929] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>Swagger_Dagger posted... </cite> <quote>It's just edgy kids making topics they think they find funny</quote>yeah, jokes about religion are funny so long as the people who believed it are all dead cant wait til 2000 years from now when God of War 700 has Kratos vs. Jesus </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 04/12/20 8:51:52 PM #14:	_MorningStar posted... This. And none of Jesus powers were even made for combat You don't think resurrection can be a combat ability? --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:937281982] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>_MorningStar posted... </cite> <quote>This. And none of Jesus powers were even made for combat</quote>You don't think resurrection can be a combat ability? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bananana 04/12/20 8:52:45 PM #16:	Really, the shame is that Christian God is so much lamer than other gods --- http://error1355.com/ce/Bananana.html <cite>Bananana posted [p:937282051] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>Really, the shame is that Christian God is so much lamer than other gods </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evening_Dragon 04/12/20 8:53:15 PM #17:	_MorningStar posted... This. And none of Jesus powers were even made for combat No, but they could have combat application. Imagine if Jesus turned all the water in your body to wine. Instant KO. --- "A guy talking into the camera about politics? My favorite." - Phantom_Nook Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide <cite>Evening_Dragon posted [p:937282076] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>_MorningStar posted... </cite> <quote>This. And none of Jesus powers were even made for combat</quote> No, but they could have combat application. Imagine if Jesus turned all the water in your body to wine. Instant KO. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RaptorLC 04/12/20 8:53:33 PM #18:	ThyCorndog posted... why Muhammad? he's not supposed to be a god the way jesus is meant to be To be fair, Jesus was only a god in one canon. He's a prophet much like Muhammad in Islam. --- Never trust a snake. <cite>RaptorLC posted [p:937282094] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>ThyCorndog posted... </cite> <quote>why Muhammad? he's not supposed to be a god the way jesus is meant to be</quote> To be fair, Jesus was only a god in one canon. He's a prophet much like Muhammad in Islam. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 04/12/20 8:54:29 PM #19:	Hairistotle posted... Not when it takes 3 days to happen That's three days to prepare for the rematch. I'm sure the training in Heaven is probably pretty good. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:937282165] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>Hairistotle posted... </cite> <quote>Not when it takes 3 days to happen</quote>That's three days to prepare for the rematch. I'm sure the training in Heaven is probably pretty good. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 04/12/20 8:55:47 PM #20:	IfGodCouldDie posted... That's three days to prepare for the rematch. I'm sure the training in Heaven is probably pretty good. Room of Spirit and Time! --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:937282242] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>IfGodCouldDie posted... </cite> <quote>That's three days to prepare for the rematch. I'm sure the training in Heaven is probably pretty good.</quote> Room of Spirit and Time! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CapnMuffin 04/12/20 8:56:21 PM #22:	Serious answer. Against Egyptian and Shinto gods would be interesting. --- Parent or parent-to-be? Come join us: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1027-all-things-parenthood NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:937282281] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>Serious answer. Against Egyptian and Shinto gods would be interesting. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EnterTheTekken 04/12/20 8:57:26 PM #23:	Jesus also died and went to Hell and Heaven, so he picked up some powerful artifacts and skills along the way. "Main Event....FIGHT NIGHT!" "Son of God...vs Ghost of Sparta. --- https://imgur.com/Eq8W20T <cite>EnterTheTekken posted [p:937282349] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>Jesus also died and went to Hell and Heaven, so he picked up some powerful artifacts and skills along the way. "Main Event....FIGHT NIGHT!" "Son of God...vs Ghost of Sparta. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 04/12/20 8:57:43 PM #24:	Hairistotle posted... If one of the combatants is preparing for a rematch then the fights over Ok so how does that mean the resurrection is not a combat ability? --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:937282367] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>Hairistotle posted... </cite> <quote>If one of the combatants is preparing for a rematch then the fights over</quote>Ok so how does that mean the resurrection is not a combat ability? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Seaman_Prime 04/12/20 9:22:00 PM #25:	I always wanted to see a game where Jesus gets off the cross and beats people with it. also how would you fight a giant censor bar? <cite>Seaman_Prime posted [p:937283715] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>I always wanted to see a game where Jesus gets off the cross and beats people with it. also how would you fight a giant censor bar? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89 04/12/20 9:23:44 PM #26:	Bananana posted... Really, the shame is that Christian God is so much lamer than other gods Yeah it's really not a "cool" mythology --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png http://www.last.fm/user/hockeybub89/ <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:937283793] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>Bananana posted... </cite> <quote>Really, the shame is that Christian God is so much lamer than other gods</quote>Yeah it's really not a "cool" mythology </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89 04/12/20 9:27:09 PM #27:	CapnMuffin posted... Serious answer. Against Egyptian and Shinto gods would be interesting. Spoilers: ~~Those realms both exist in the GoW universe, so it can happen~~ --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png http://www.last.fm/user/hockeybub89/ <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:937283965] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>CapnMuffin posted... </cite> <quote>Serious answer. Against Egyptian and Shinto gods would be interesting.</quote>Spoilers: Those realms both exist in the GoW universe, so it can happen </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ElatedVenusaur 04/12/20 10:14:26 PM #28:	hockeybub89 posted... Yeah it's really not a "cool" mythology Eh, some of the wackier Jewish stuff is pretty good, like Enoch/Metatron. Like, some rabbi ascends to Heaven and sees the Metatron on a throne and proclaims there are two Gods, so then a bunch of angels grab Metatron off it and beat the crap out of him. But yeah, monotheistic mythologies just aren't as fun as polytheistic ones. <cite>ElatedVenusaur posted [p:937286549] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>hockeybub89 posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah it's really not a "cool" mythology</quote>Eh, some of the wackier Jewish stuff is pretty good, like Enoch/Metatron. Like, some rabbi ascends to Heaven and sees the Metatron on a throne and proclaims there are two Gods, so then a bunch of angels grab Metatron off it and beat the crap out of him. But yeah, monotheistic mythologies just aren't as fun as polytheistic ones. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Killmonger 04/12/20 10:15:25 PM #29:	CapnMuffin posted... Serious answer. Against Egyptian and Shinto gods would be interesting. Hindu would be interesting too. <cite>Killmonger posted [p:937286603] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>CapnMuffin posted... </cite> <quote>Serious answer. Against Egyptian and Shinto gods would be interesting.</quote>Hindu would be interesting too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Conker 04/12/20 10:19:58 PM #30:	MT_TRAEH posted... Father, forgive me for what I'm about to do This got me, thanks. How fucking awesome would it be if that shit was how badass Jesus was. They try to crucify him and he says fuck it, roids himself out, beats everyones ass, then flies off to Heaven. Now that would be a kickass Easter to celebrate. --- If you don't want to argue about something, take the initiative and stfu. Lets Go: Lions, Red Wings, Tigers, Pistons! <cite>Conker posted [p:937286873] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>MT_TRAEH posted... </cite> <quote> Father, forgive me for what I'm about to do</quote> This got me, thanks. How fucking awesome would it be if that shit was how badass Jesus was. They try to crucify him and he says fuck it, roids himself out, beats everyones ass, then flies off to Heaven. Now that would be a kickass Easter to celebrate. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WalkingLobsters 04/12/20 10:21:51 PM #31:	what about native american mythology? He fucks up some horse gods --- https://imgur.com/fsYJcFn https://imgur.com/SZie71I Starcraft 2 Username = Gears <cite>WalkingLobsters posted [p:937286973] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>what about native american mythology? He fucks up some horse gods </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EnragedSlith 04/12/20 10:22:17 PM #32:	People who think Christianity is lame should look at the actual descriptions of angels. Would be a badass opponent --- ultimate milf hunter https://imgur.com/lCEdce6 https://imgur.com/2N1Ezia https://imgur.com/ukJ6sPJ https://youtu.be/IDYaHvDiTr4 <cite>EnragedSlith posted [p:937286988] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>People who think Christianity is lame should look at the actual descriptions of angels. Would be a badass opponent </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 04/12/20 10:23:53 PM #33:	Kratos: Let's make this a fair fight. Mohammed: I agree. Jesus: <builds Fortnite tower> --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:937287075] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>Kratos: Let's make this a fair fight. Mohammed: I agree. Jesus: <builds Fortnite tower> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WalkingLobsters 04/12/20 10:24:18 PM #34:	EnragedSlith posted... People who think Christianity is lame should look at the actual descriptions of angels. Would be a badass opponent like malthael or tyrael? --- https://imgur.com/fsYJcFn https://imgur.com/SZie71I Starcraft 2 Username = Gears <cite>WalkingLobsters posted [p:937287093] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>EnragedSlith posted... </cite> <quote>People who think Christianity is lame should look at the actual descriptions of angels. Would be a badass opponent</quote>like malthael or tyrael? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 04/12/20 10:24:55 PM #35:	EnterTheTekken posted... Jesus also died and went to Hell and Heaven, so he picked up some powerful artifacts and skills along the way. "Main Event....FIGHT NIGHT!" "Son of God...vs Ghost of Sparta. There is something to this. Jesus spent 3 days in hell and allegedly saved everyone who shouldnt be there. My head cannon is he battled demons and shit to do it. This is alluded in Dantes inferno too where one of the major fortresses in Hell had been torn asunder. --- Parent or parent-to-be? Come join us: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1027-all-things-parenthood NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:937287131] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>EnterTheTekken posted... </cite> <quote>Jesus also died and went to Hell and Heaven, so he picked up some powerful artifacts and skills along the way. "Main Event....FIGHT NIGHT!" "Son of God...vs Ghost of Sparta.</quote>There is something to this. Jesus spent 3 days in hell and allegedly saved everyone who shouldnt be there. My head cannon is he battled demons and shit to do it. This is alluded in Dantes inferno too where one of the major fortresses in Hell had been torn asunder. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ElatedVenusaur 04/12/20 10:29:36 PM #36:	Also, it's worth noting that Jesus, not Muhammed, leads the Army of God at Armageddon in the Koran. Muslims love them some Jesus. Muhammed shows up for Judgement Day. What I'm saying is that Roid Jesus is the savior Kratos deserves. <cite>ElatedVenusaur posted [p:937287387] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>Also, it's worth noting that Jesus, not Muhammed, leads the Army of God at Armageddon in the Koran. Muslims love them some Jesus. Muhammed shows up for Judgement Day. What I'm saying is that Roid Jesus is the savior Kratos deserves. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ToPoPO 04/12/20 10:34:19 PM #37:	Kratos vs Beowulf (Jesus) Beowulf stomps <cite>ToPoPO posted [p:937287650] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>Kratos vs Beowulf (Jesus) Beowulf stomps </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EnragedSlith 04/13/20 9:25:15 PM #38:	WalkingLobsters posted... like malthael or tyrael? I dunno, but angels are described as being a mass of circles and wings with multiple faces. Its why they tell people not to be afraid when they appear --- ultimate milf hunter https://imgur.com/lCEdce6 https://imgur.com/2N1Ezia https://imgur.com/ukJ6sPJ https://youtu.be/IDYaHvDiTr4 <cite>EnragedSlith posted [p:937346928] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>WalkingLobsters posted... </cite> <quote>like malthael or tyrael?</quote> I dunno, but angels are described as being a mass of circles and wings with multiple faces. Its why they tell people not to be afraid when they appear </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 04/13/20 9:28:06 PM #39:	I wouldn't mind seeing Kratos piledrive Jesus back into the tomb he rises from. Would be sick. --- Clean Butt Crew <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:937347113] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't mind seeing Kratos piledrive Jesus back into the tomb he rises from. Would be sick.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 04/13/20 9:29:27 PM #40:	Yea the actual real form of angels is some HP Lovecraft shit. They aren't pretty humans with wings <cite>Zikten posted [p:937347201] in Kratos sho... [t:78575857]...</cite> <quote>Yea the actual real form of angels is some HP Lovecraft shit. They aren't pretty humans with wings </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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