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OniRonin
04/12/20 4:03:05 PM
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My dog just ran away and i am feeling pretty bad
i've been sneaking out at night and my parents are real mad
ive been taking lots of drugs cause they teach me not to care
yeah I guess thats how you cheat because life doesnt play fair

My brother told me that he's gonna kiss himself tonight
with a whole bottle of ______ or a shiny kitchen _____.
He said that when he's ____ ill have his Nintendo 64
and i can play all it night long sitting on the basement floor.

My boyfriend told me that he doesn't love me anymore
and i wish i didn't care but i thought he was really cool
So i drank a ton of liquor then i threw up in his sink.
he said next time use the toilet then he offered me a drink

we passed an old man bleeding on the side of the street
so i got out of the car and i helped him on his feet
his breath smelled like whiskey, he was crying like a man
when i helped him stand up straight i got his blood all on my hands
he said 'i need a ride home because i got into a fight'
said 'i shouldve seen the other guy' but he didnt see my point
he said his house was all the way on the other side of town,
so we left him in the road and said we wouldnt turn around

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