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TheGreatGeno6 04/07/20 11:59:57 PM #1: |
This stupid little fucker has been in my house for weeks leaving shit all over my sink and counter, and he's evidently quite smart as he just ignores all of the traps. I'd see him run at night but whenever I'd chase him I couldn't figure out for the life of me where he went and I was never fast enough to catch him. I even tried dousing him in Raid bug spray out of desperation. but it seemed to have 0 effect on him besides getting him wet and presumably angry. Until earlier today.
I found a hole in my wall under an electrical outlet right where the mouse always ran and disappeared to, so I sealed it off tight. Like clockwork, the dumb fuck ran across my living room again, and he went up to where his little hole was, saw it was sealed, and panicked. He turned around ran back and forth looking for a hiding place, and finally settled for right under my TV stand, which was a bad decision as it left him with nowhere to run. So I quietly went and got my shop vacuum, plugged it in, then stuck the tube right in under the TV stand where the fucker was hiding and turned on the vacuum and that was the end of him, it's a high powered vacuum so there's no way he survived it. Normally I'd feel guilty but nope, it felt good to finally get revenge on it for leaving mouse shit all over my kitchen for weeks. Fuck every last one of those diseased disgusting animals. --- Formerly known as Genocet_10-325 Conservatism is a plague on society. Vote Blue No Matter Who ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 04/08/20 12:01:07 AM #2: |
Kinda cold hearted
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Dark_SilverX 04/08/20 12:02:58 AM #3: |
Zikten posted...
Kinda cold hearted This. At least make soup out of it. --- Maketh thy Countries Greateth Again don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGreatGeno6 04/08/20 12:03:26 AM #4: |
Zikten posted...
Kinda cold heartedWell maybe it should have took the damn hint to stay out of my house when he got a face full of bugspray from an angry giant (from his perspective) instead of continuing to live in said giant's wall and shit on his counters --- Formerly known as Genocet_10-325 Conservatism is a plague on society. Vote Blue No Matter Who ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bio1590 04/08/20 12:03:56 AM #5: |
I mean in theory it just sucked it into the canister alive >_>
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Spellcaster 04/08/20 12:04:17 AM #6: |
I feel you. Dealing with rodents is so frustrating. So satisfying when you finally catch the fucker
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EnragedSlith 04/08/20 12:06:17 AM #8: |
Its a mouse. Put gloves on and pick it up and take it outside. Or get a cat or a terrier. Easy. You tortured an animal.
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FrankGoreHOF 04/08/20 12:06:20 AM #9: |
It was trying to survive and you created a warm palace with food in it. And you take your frustration out by torturing an animal. Bravo tc
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BettyWhite 04/08/20 12:06:34 AM #10: |
That bitch is gonna crawl out of the vacuum and outsmart the dumb ass of an angry giant again. I've seen this movie before.
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TheGreatGeno6 04/08/20 12:07:11 AM #11: |
Bio1590 posted...
I mean in theory it just sucked it into the canister alive >_>Shop vacs are powerful, the force sucking him up in to the tube and throwing him in to the canister hopefully broke his neck or something. If not i'm content letting it starve to death in there because I put the end of the tube on the holder. --- Formerly known as Genocet_10-325 Conservatism is a plague on society. Vote Blue No Matter Who ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGreatGeno6 04/08/20 12:07:54 AM #12: |
BettyWhite posted...
That bitch is gonna crawl out of the vacuum and outsmart the dumb ass of an angry giant again. I've seen this movie before. You really think I'm dumb enough to not seal up the tube by putting it on the built in holder? --- Formerly known as Genocet_10-325 Conservatism is a plague on society. Vote Blue No Matter Who ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BettyWhite 04/08/20 12:10:28 AM #13: |
TheGreatGeno6 posted...
You really think I'm dumb enough to not seal up the tube by putting it on the built in holder? You can't just take it outside and empty the shop vac far from your house? Only a drooling moron would have such a vendetta against a small creature just seeking shelter. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cheater87 04/08/20 12:11:17 AM #14: |
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TheGreatGeno6 04/08/20 12:13:45 AM #15: |
BettyWhite posted...
You can't just take it outside and empty the shop vac far from your house?Why, so it can just run back in to my house again? I wish I could just stomp it and give it a quick painless death but they're too fast. Mice are diseased and having them in your house is hazardous to your health. I'm not gonna risk my health so the "small creature" has shelter and a nice granite counter to use as a toilet. --- Formerly known as Genocet_10-325 Conservatism is a plague on society. Vote Blue No Matter Who ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DragonGirlYuki 04/08/20 12:14:43 AM #16: |
Nice
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BettyWhite 04/08/20 12:15:35 AM #17: |
Someone doesn't understand the concept of "far" from your house.
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ThePrinceFish 04/08/20 12:19:20 AM #18: |
Always amusing to see which bleeding hearts go to bat for the pests.
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TheGreatGeno6 04/08/20 12:20:56 AM #19: |
BettyWhite posted...
Someone doesn't understand the concept of "far" from your house. Nah, fuck that thing. If I let it out it'll just go shit up someone else's house, and even if I go to a park or something I'm not exactly feeling charitable to a creature that made my kitchen disgusting and annoyed the shit out of me every night for weeks, so I'm content letting the fucker starve. Let it be a lesson to any other mice that may have been hiding in my walls too. --- Formerly known as Genocet_10-325 Conservatism is a plague on society. Vote Blue No Matter Who ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Perascamin 04/08/20 12:22:06 AM #20: |
Brb loading my dusty and dirty shop vaccum into my clean car so I can drive 5 miles away and dump my literal trash into the grass somewhere in hopes that the mouse didn't die during suction, or hopes that it didn't die from lack of air. It is probably dead by the time TC would be able to do either of these things.
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BettyWhite 04/08/20 12:23:08 AM #21: |
ThePrinceFish posted...
Always amusing to see which bleeding hearts go to bat for the pests. We can very easily be viewed as pests by a more powerful lifeform. I would hate to meet a form of alien or AI with the mentality of TC. But I'm sorry you're so simple to not understand that. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 04/08/20 12:23:28 AM #22: |
Just release a few snakes into your walls
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BettyWhite 04/08/20 12:24:04 AM #23: |
Perascamin posted...
Brb loading my dusty and dirty shop vaccum into my clean car so I can drive 5 miles away and dump my literal trash into the grass somewhere in hopes that the mouse didn't die during suction, or hopes that it didn't die from lack of air. It is probably dead by the time TC would be able to do either of these things. ![]() --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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legendary_zell 04/08/20 12:25:36 AM #24: |
It doesn't make you cool or superior to unnecessarily harm animals and shaming people for treating other life forms with respect is dumb.
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TheGreatGeno6 04/08/20 12:29:35 AM #25: |
legendary_zell posted...
It doesn't make you cool or superior to unnecessarily harm animals and shaming people for treating other life forms with respect is dumb.Never said I thought it felt cool, I said it felt good to get revenge. I would never intentionally harm an animal...as long as it isn't a diseased pest leaving feces where I prepare my food every day. --- Formerly known as Genocet_10-325 Conservatism is a plague on society. Vote Blue No Matter Who ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BettyWhite 04/08/20 12:30:04 AM #26: |
legendary_zell posted...
It doesn't make you cool or superior to unnecessarily harm animals and shaming people for treating other life forms with respect is dumb. No point in reasoning with them. They are Jimmy Winchards incapable of thought outside of their own little bubbles. Dude was literally consistently outsmarted by a mouse so much he decided to make a celebratory topic once he finally caught it. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGreatGeno6 04/08/20 12:32:45 AM #27: |
BettyWhite posted...
No point in reasoning with them. They are Jimmy Winchards incapable of thought outside of their own little bubbles. Dude was literally consistently outsmarted by a mouse so much he decided to make a celebratory topic once he finally caught it.Are you gonna cry yourself to sleep tonight or something? Get over it man, it's a diseased pest, not a god damn kitten/puppy. How would you feel if I broke in to your house every night and defecated right where you cook YOUR food? Would you be in any kind of a mood to put forth any effort to help me? I'd sure hope not --- Formerly known as Genocet_10-325 Conservatism is a plague on society. Vote Blue No Matter Who ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dib153 04/08/20 12:33:17 AM #28: |
The fucked ate thru your WALLS you dont think it can chew thru your plastic vacuum?
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BettyWhite 04/08/20 12:33:40 AM #29: |
Here's a tip Jimmy.
Seek out the point of entry and seal it off so we don't have to hear about your future successes in finally outsmarting a creature with a brain the size of an eraser. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CapnMuffin 04/08/20 12:36:34 AM #31: |
Ironically if you vacuum the rest of the house you might not have this problem.
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Keith_Valentine 04/08/20 12:36:39 AM #32: |
I laughed at story but letting it starve is horrible ftr. Terrible way to die. I hope its dead.
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TheGreatGeno6 04/08/20 12:36:52 AM #33: |
BettyWhite posted...
Here's a tip Jimmy.Okay, why don't you give me your address, so the next time I find a mouse, I can just capture it and UPS it on over to you so you can care for it and raise it and make sure it lives to the ripe old age of 3 happily shitting all over every surface in your house? --- Formerly known as Genocet_10-325 Conservatism is a plague on society. Vote Blue No Matter Who ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGreatGeno6 04/08/20 12:39:14 AM #34: |
Keith_Valentine posted...
I laughed at story but letting it starve is horrible ftr. Terrible way to die. I hope its dead.It's probably dead seeing as it's been almost an hour and I haven't heard any sounds of something alive coming from inside the shop vac. --- Formerly known as Genocet_10-325 Conservatism is a plague on society. Vote Blue No Matter Who ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BettyWhite 04/08/20 12:40:02 AM #35: |
TheGreatGeno6 posted...
Okay, why don't you give me your address, so the next time I find a mouse, I can just capture it and UPS it on over to you so you can care for it and raise it and make sure it lives to the ripe old age of 3 happily shitting all over every surface in your house? You could easily just take it to the woods if you're willing to go through that much effort. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimCarrysToe 04/08/20 12:40:31 AM #36: |
Put your vacuum in reverse and shoot the mouse over to a neighbor you dont like.
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BettyWhite 04/08/20 12:41:32 AM #37: |
You should probably change your username. Nothing great was ever outsmarted by a mouse.
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TheGreatGeno6 04/08/20 12:43:08 AM #38: |
BettyWhite posted...
You could easily just take it to the woods if you're willing to go through that much effort.So tell me, every time you accidentally step on an ant, do you cry yourself to sleep the following night? How about when you see someone swat a fly? Does it give you PTSD? --- Formerly known as Genocet_10-325 Conservatism is a plague on society. Vote Blue No Matter Who ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BettyWhite 04/08/20 12:45:43 AM #39: |
TheGreatGeno6 posted...
So tell me, every time you accidentally step on an ant, do you cry yourself to sleep the following night? How about when you see someone swat a fly? Does it give you PTSD? Lol. Because that's the equivalent of an inbred moron getting off on torturing an animal. Literally talking about revenge because the little creature made you feel inept. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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645AR 04/08/20 12:45:51 AM #40: |
this didnt happen
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TheGreatGeno6 04/08/20 12:49:01 AM #41: |
BettyWhite posted...
Lol. Because that's the equivalent of an inbred moron getting off on torturing an animal.I don't get why you kept saying the mouse "outsmarted" me. It's not a matter of intelligence, it's a matter of speed. Mice are incredibly fast runners and since I'm not constantly on the lookout for a mouse, I'll see it run by in the corner of my eye and by the time I react it's out of sight, as I have more pressing issues on my mind than the wherabouts of a pest. And "torturing"? You're acting like I captured the thing in a glue trap then proceeded to vivisect it. All I did was take the easiest route to ending it's life. --- Formerly known as Genocet_10-325 Conservatism is a plague on society. Vote Blue No Matter Who ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Rinku_ 04/08/20 12:49:02 AM #42: |
TheGreatGeno6 posted...
So tell me, every time you accidentally step on an ant, do you cry yourself to sleep the following night? How about when you see someone swat a fly? Does it give you PTSD?Accidentally. You intentionally killed this creature in a way that was both inhumane and unnecessary. You are not a good person. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 04/08/20 12:50:45 AM #43: |
I generally support killing mice/rats and shit because holy fuck I swear some of you have no fucking idea what it's like having one of these fucking things evading you for months scratching at shit in your walls.
However after my latest battle with a squirrel, I've found live capture traps to be far more effective than traps designed to kill things + you can reuse them. https://www.lowes.com/pd/Havahart-2-Door-Animal-Trap-Non-Lethal/1084937 Works on rats, mice, squirrels, basically any other small rodent as well. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGreatGeno6 04/08/20 12:52:02 AM #44: |
_Rinku_ posted...
Accidentally. You intentionally killed this creature in a way that was both inhumane and unnecessary. You are not a good person.How else would you suggest I get rid of it? I put down traps, they did not work. It was far too fast for me to stomp it and instantly kill it. Are you suggesting I should have just let it live out the rest of its life in my house and put my health at risk just so da poor wittle mousey wowsey didnt get hurt, and so it can reproduce and create even more diseased pests to invademy home? Because if so, you need to grow the fuck up. --- Formerly known as Genocet_10-325 Conservatism is a plague on society. Vote Blue No Matter Who ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Rinku_ 04/08/20 12:59:21 AM #45: |
TheGreatGeno6 posted...
How else would you suggest I get rid of it? I put down traps, they did not work. It was far too fast for me to stomp it and instantly kill it. Are you suggesting I should have just let it live out the rest of its life in my house and put my health at risk just so da poor wittle mousey wowsey didnt get hurt, and so it can reproduce and create even more diseased pests to invademy home? Because if so, you need to grow the fuck up.Yeah, I stand by my earlier judgment. You're not a good person. You lack even a drop of remorse for what you've done. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGreatGeno6 04/08/20 1:03:35 AM #46: |
_Rinku_ posted...
Yeah, I stand by my earlier judgment. You're not a good person. You lack even a drop of remorse for what you've done.You're right, I don't have remorse for killing a creature which is known to carry diseases that can be deadly to humans, that has done nothing but defecate where I put my food, much like I don't have remorse when I swat a fly that's been landing on my food and buzzing around my head for hours. If that bothers you, then I'm very sorry, because you've obviously grown up incredibly sheltered and once you go out in to the real world you're in for a rude awakening. Again, I'm not risking my life for a random fucking pest and if you don't like it, tough shit. --- Formerly known as Genocet_10-325 Conservatism is a plague on society. Vote Blue No Matter Who ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Rinku_ 04/08/20 1:05:58 AM #47: |
TheGreatGeno6 posted...
You're right, I don't have remorse for killing a creature which is known to carry diseases that can be deadly to humans, that has done nothing but defecate where I put my food, much like I don't have remorse when I swat a fly that's been landing on my food and buzzing around my head for hours. If that bothers you, then I'm very sorry, because you've obviously grown up incredibly sheltered and once you go out in to the real world you're in for a rude awakening.Ooh, risking your life against a tiny mouse lol. You sound so tough. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGreatGeno6 04/08/20 1:07:43 AM #48: |
_Rinku_ posted...
Ooh, risking your life against a tiny mouse lol. You sound so tough.That's not what I said, looks like you can't read either. I'd be risking my life by letting it live, because mice shit can have Hantavirus in it, which is potentially deadly. I didn't say I risked my life by killing it. Underage user alert? No one over the age of 13 can be this, well, I can't say it without being modded. --- Formerly known as Genocet_10-325 Conservatism is a plague on society. Vote Blue No Matter Who ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darkraiomb 04/08/20 1:08:13 AM #49: |
Pics or it didn't happen.
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QassTank 04/08/20 1:08:49 AM #50: |
_Rinku_ posted...
Ooh, risking your life against a tiny mouse lol. You sound so tough.https://www.pestworld.org/news-hub/pest-health-hub/health-hazards- posed-by-rodents/ Rabies is just one of several fatal diseases rodents can carry... Keeping wild rodents in your home is literally risking your life. --- John 6:53 Jesus promoting cannibalism. AssultTank at work! Work PC 1 account. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGreatGeno6 04/08/20 1:08:57 AM #51: |
Darkraiomb posted...
Pics or it didn't happen....pics of what? The shop vac? --- Formerly known as Genocet_10-325 Conservatism is a plague on society. Vote Blue No Matter Who ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bknight 04/08/20 1:09:40 AM #52: |
So weird what people do to get rid of rodents, just get a nice air rifle, sure you'll have to patch up your dry wall once in a while, but it's totally worth it, and it's humane.
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