Current Events > Today is my birthday. I'm 31 now. Ask me anything.

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TheDogfather
04/04/20 4:39:52 AM
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I'll answer.

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Proofpyros
04/04/20 4:40:11 AM
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Why u old
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TheDogfather
04/04/20 4:41:46 AM
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Proofpyros posted...
Why u old
People need my help and support. As such, I refuse to die.

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Flockaveli
04/04/20 4:42:11 AM
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Big things you learned in the last 5 years?

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TheDogfather
04/04/20 4:43:10 AM
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Flockaveli posted...
Big things you learned in the last 5 years?
Never eat raspberries.

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Wii_Shaker
04/04/20 4:44:25 AM
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TheDogfather posted...
People need my help and support. As such, I refuse to die.
Good answer.

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Proofpyros
04/04/20 4:46:27 AM
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TheDogfather posted...
People need my help and support. As such, I refuse to die.
A good answer for my shitty question. I'll see myself out
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Lyrica
04/04/20 4:48:10 AM
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How big is your D?
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TheDogfather
04/04/20 4:51:03 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Good answer.
That answer even applied when I once had a fatally-low Red Blood Cell count due to a virus and a preexisting medical condition.

It even applied when my left lung got torn open and collapsed.

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TheDogfather
04/04/20 4:54:03 AM
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Lyrica posted...
How big is your D?
Times New Roman,12 point.

I use this font for every typed letter.

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YourDrunkFather
04/04/20 5:10:30 AM
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How many dog children do you have

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TheDogfather
04/04/20 5:11:15 AM
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YourDrunkFather posted...
How many dog children do you have
Four.

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TheDogfather
04/04/20 12:09:09 PM
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More.

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MixedRaceBaby
04/04/20 12:09:35 PM
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damn, my birthday is in 10 days and i could not care less.

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DemonBuffet
04/04/20 12:11:08 PM
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How many women/men have you banged in your 31 years of living?

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MrResetti
04/04/20 12:12:13 PM
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Is there where you imagined you'd be when you were 18

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Alteres
04/04/20 12:20:54 PM
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Dude, some of these q's are kinda cold if you know TC's condition...

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TheDogfather
04/04/20 12:28:08 PM
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DemonBuffet posted...
How many women/men have you banged in your 31 years of living?
In which of the 14,000,604 other timelines?

MrResetti posted...
Is there where you imagined you'd be when you were 18
I forgot.

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TheDogfather
04/04/20 12:29:38 PM
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Alteres posted...
Dude, some of these q's are kinda cold if you know TC's condition...
I expected nothing better from CE.

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R1masher
04/04/20 12:30:38 PM
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Whats this condition alteres is saying you have?

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Cornmuffins
04/04/20 12:31:50 PM
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To be a youngling again...must be nice.

No questions.
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TheDogfather
04/04/20 12:31:51 PM
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R1masher posted...
Whats this condition alteres is saying you have?
I was born with a rare form of Muscular Dystrophy called "Myotubular Myopathy." This disorder, MTM1, severely weakens the voluntary muscles and nothing else. I eat via a tube. I use a wheelchair to move. I type to communicate. I breathe via a machine. I'm 31 and a Communication Major. I spend my days writing video game walkthroughs.

When I was born, nobody knew what was wrong with me. Eventually, a geneticist diagnosed me. She said I would be dead soon. My parents found nineteen other families with MTM1 babies. They sent their information to every children's hospital that had a genetics department. The geneticist also received a copy. Dumbfounded, the geneticist sent a grant request to the Muscular Dystrophy Association. She got the grant, then, after much research, identified the offending genetic marker in Mom's family.


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Cornmuffins
04/04/20 12:35:17 PM
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wtf
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TheDogfather
04/04/20 12:36:11 PM
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Cornmuffins posted...
wtf
Need proof?

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Cornmuffins
04/04/20 12:37:20 PM
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No, and I didn't ask for it. That's just a fucked up situation, hence "wtf".
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R1masher
04/04/20 12:37:36 PM
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Thank you for sharing that, I have another question.

Now that I know that, do you think I should treat you any different than I have?

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TheDogfather
04/04/20 12:39:48 PM
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R1masher posted...
Now that I know that, do you think I should treat you any different than I have?
That's ultimately your call, not mine.

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TheDogfather
04/04/20 12:40:53 PM
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Cornmuffins posted...
a f***ed up situation
Incredibly so.

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R1masher
04/04/20 12:40:58 PM
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Thats a terrible answer to an awesome question, is it not?

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TheDogfather
04/04/20 12:48:03 PM
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R1masher posted...
Thats a terrible answer to an awesome question, is it not?
I want no favorable or unfavorable treatment based upon uncontrollable factors.

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R1masher
04/04/20 12:53:18 PM
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Good answer, another question.

What did you get me for your birthday?

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TheDogfather
04/04/20 12:54:22 PM
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R1masher posted...
What did you get me for your birthday?
Context. Backstory.

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DemonBuffet
04/04/20 10:06:38 PM
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TheDogfather posted...
I was born with a rare form of Muscular Dystrophy called "Myotubular Myopathy." This disorder, MTM1, severely weakens the voluntary muscles and nothing else. I eat via a tube. I use a wheelchair to move. I type to communicate. I breathe via a machine. I'm 31 and a Communication Major. I spend my days writing video game walkthroughs.

When I was born, nobody knew what was wrong with me. Eventually, a geneticist diagnosed me. She said I would be dead soon. My parents found nineteen other families with MTM1 babies. They sent their information to every children's hospital that had a genetics department. The geneticist also received a copy. Dumbfounded, the geneticist sent a grant request to the Muscular Dystrophy Association. She got the grant, then, after much research, identified the offending genetic marker in Mom's family.

holy shit I did not know all this!

anyways happy birthday!

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Gafemage
04/04/20 10:07:15 PM
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What was the worst year of your 20s?
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TheDogfather
04/04/20 10:37:38 PM
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DemonBuffet posted...
holy s*** I did not know all this!

anyways happy birthday!
You do now.

And thanks.

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TheDogfather
04/04/20 10:42:22 PM
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Gafemage posted...
What was the worst year of your 20s?
2018
  • Cousin died in a helicopter crash on April 3
  • Abrupt end to an online fling
  • Cousin's sister lost her baby to a tumor

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Gafemage
04/04/20 11:42:02 PM
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TheDogfather posted...
2018
* Cousin died in a helicopter crash on April 3
* Abrupt end to an online fling
* Cousin's sister lost her baby to a tumor

I meant more like your years specifically (i.e. 27/28/29) rather than chronological years like 2018 but either way Im sorry for your losses

Follow-up question: what would you estimate is the typical worst year of your twenties, independent of specific life events?
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TheDogfather
04/05/20 6:01:30 AM
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Gafemage posted...
Follow-up question: what would you estimate is the typical worst year of your twenties, independent of specific life events?
I hated my five years of college. There was no inner drive at all and no will to live. I cheated and bullshitted through it for only my parents.

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malenz
04/05/20 6:02:05 AM
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Do you still hold on to old grudges despite the person beseeching you for forgiveness?

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TheDogfather
04/05/20 6:04:38 AM
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malenz posted...
Do you still hold on to old grudges despite the person beseeching you for forgiveness?
Anger is petty and toxic.

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malenz
04/05/20 6:05:16 AM
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then forgive me

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TheDogfather
04/05/20 6:06:40 AM
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malenz posted...
then forgive me
I don't even remember you.

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malenz
04/05/20 6:07:08 AM
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TheDogfather posted...
I don't even remember you.
catboy

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TheDogfather
04/05/20 6:10:06 AM
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malenz posted...
catboy
*sigh* Do you still drink?

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malenz
04/05/20 6:15:21 AM
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a little but less

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TheDogfather
04/05/20 6:19:25 AM
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malenz posted...
a little but less
Any medications?

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MT_TRAEH
04/05/20 6:19:46 AM
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how many grandkids you got?

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malenz
04/05/20 6:20:36 AM
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TheDogfather posted...
Any medications?
I take antidepressant and mood stabilizers

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TheDogfather
04/05/20 6:22:27 AM
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MT_TRAEH posted...
how many grandkids you got?
None yet.

malenz posted...
I take antidepressant and mood stabilizers
Do they help?

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malenz
04/05/20 6:41:20 AM
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TheDogfather posted...
None yet.

Do they help?
I hope so

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