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Gafemage
04/02/20 2:16:32 PM
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Fried Chicken (8.76 with 50 votes)
Chicken Tenders (8.20 with 46 votes)
Buffalo Wings (8.10 with 70 votes)
Enchiladas (7.89 with 47 votes)
Carnitas (7.88 with 32 votes)
Pork Ribs (7.86 with 37 votes)
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Hot Dogs (6.43 with 56 votes)
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Gafemage
04/02/20 2:16:42 PM
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Weezy_Tha_Don
04/02/20 2:17:16 PM
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gave em a 7. I like bone-in wings

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DevsBro
04/02/20 2:19:13 PM
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9/10. Just one point below the GOAT food traditional wings.

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FrankGoreHOF
04/02/20 2:20:09 PM
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Great food, dont compare to bone in tho

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Reis
04/02/20 2:21:20 PM
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10/10 factually better than bone in
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stoltenberg11
04/02/20 2:22:00 PM
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literally just chicken nuggets, which are good in their own right but there's really no reason to differentiate between the two

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Gafemage
04/02/20 2:22:49 PM
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Reis posted...
10/10 factually better than bone in

Only if you're eating at spots with ashy ass wings
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PatrickMahomes
04/02/20 2:23:25 PM
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10/10

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Gafemage
04/02/20 2:32:06 PM
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One thing I will say along with them being the "safe" option for sketchy places: boneless is the better format for BBQ wings specifically.
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Parappa09
04/02/20 2:32:40 PM
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Reis posted...
10/10 factually better than bone in
what a horrific post

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alimajor
04/02/20 2:58:24 PM
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In mass quantities, like all you can eat, I'm all in on boneless.

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AvantgardeAClue
04/02/20 2:59:32 PM
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Reis
04/02/20 3:07:16 PM
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Gafemage posted...
Only if you're eating at spots with ashy ass wings

bro, give me 10 reasons why you think bone in are better
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Gafemage
04/02/20 3:29:09 PM
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Reis posted...
bro, give me 10 reasons why you think bone in are better

1. Wing meat is inherently more flavorful than breast meat.
2. The bone being cooked with the chicken adds additional flavor.
3. The skin
4. Better texture.
5. Better meat-to-sauce/rub ratio.
6. Cooler aesthetic.
7. Bone-in is the original. Boneless is literally a cheap imitation.
8. In addition to being more flavorful, real wings are generally made with higher-quality meat, especially from independent places.
9. It's actually really satisfying cleaning off the wing. People who complain about "the effort" are chumps.
10. An even flat/drum ratio means more variety - though those who strongly prefer one or the other might not be on the same page.
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Reis
04/02/20 3:29:25 PM
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alright but can you give 10 more?
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Gafemage
04/02/20 3:53:56 PM
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Reis posted...
alright but can you give 10 more?

11. More fun to make at home.
12. Having one shared plate/basket/etc. for the bones makes for a more communal experience.
13. More versatile in terms of cooking; flavors that work best on the grill like Jamaican jerk literally only work with bone-in.
14. Boneless wings are cheaper, which effectively makes them "the poor man's wings".
15. A lot of the good wing places don't even sell boneless.
16. People who like boneless because they can just "pop them right in and eat the whole thing at once" are probably fat and could use some self-discipline.
17. Who the fuck brings boneless wings to a Superbowl party
18. The potential safety hazard the bones pose to dogs is a good divine punishment for irresponsible owners & poorly-behaved pets.
19. That Cr1TiKaL video reeks of manlet-cope-by-proxy.
20. I wanna get a 6pc from Harold's w/ lemon pepper & mild sauce before I die.
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teepan95
04/02/20 4:03:52 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
7/10 boneless chicken bites can be decent

but boneless ain't wings

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Reis
04/02/20 4:05:04 PM
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Gafemage posted...
11. More fun to make at home.
12. Having one shared plate/basket/etc. for the bones makes for a more communal experience.
13. More versatile in terms of cooking; flavors that work best on the grill like Jamaican jerk literally only work with bone-in.
14. Boneless wings are cheaper, which effectively makes them "the poor man's wings".
15. A lot of the good wing places don't even sell boneless.
16. People who like boneless because they can just "pop them right in and eat the whole thing at once" are probably fat and could use some self-discipline.
17. Who the fuck brings boneless wings to a Superbowl party
18. The potential safety hazard the bones pose to dogs is a good divine punishment for irresponsible owners & poorly-behaved pets.
19. That Cr1TiKaL video reeks of manlet-cope-by-proxy.
20. I wanna get a 6pc from Harold's w/ lemon pepper & mild sauce before I die.

none of these are real reasons, stfu
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emblem boy
04/02/20 4:05:26 PM
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Useless food compared to bone in
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Weezy_Tha_Don
04/02/20 4:19:10 PM
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Gafemage posted...
11. More fun to make at home.
12. Having one shared plate/basket/etc. for the bones makes for a more communal experience.
13. More versatile in terms of cooking; flavors that work best on the grill like Jamaican jerk literally only work with bone-in.
14. Boneless wings are cheaper, which effectively makes them "the poor man's wings".
15. A lot of the good wing places don't even sell boneless.
16. People who like boneless because they can just "pop them right in and eat the whole thing at once" are probably fat and could use some self-discipline.
17. Who the fuck brings boneless wings to a Superbowl party
18. The potential safety hazard the bones pose to dogs is a good divine punishment for irresponsible owners & poorly-behaved pets.
19. That Cr1TiKaL video reeks of manlet-cope-by-proxy.
20. I wanna get a 6pc from Harold's w/ lemon pepper & mild sauce before I die.

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Parappa09
04/02/20 5:16:03 PM
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emblem boy posted...
Useless food compared to bone in
how has this not been posted before

(sorry zurk)

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nevershine
04/02/20 5:19:00 PM
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I love wings in general, and wingless with mango habanero is more enjoyable for me than bone-in, for whatever reason. I give it a solid 9/0

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Machete
04/02/20 5:40:27 PM
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"Boneless wings aren't wings" is a valid and truthful argument but all the other arguments I've seen either look like meme-trolling and just personal preference things that are fine but completely irrelevant or inapplicable to me *shrugs*
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hyperpowder
04/02/20 5:43:24 PM
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There like a 5

Not as good as traditional wings, and they end up gross if drenched in sauce.

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CelestialVoices
04/02/20 6:00:23 PM
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love them but they ain't wings and aren't a valid replacement for them
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Reis
04/02/20 6:20:33 PM
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Zurkon posted...
What's funny to me is people get uppity over the name as if it has some bearing on the way they taste. If they would have been called something else I honestly think they would be more well received. Like, you can go to a chinese resturant and get boneless wings in the form of sweet and sour chicken, orange chicken, or general tsos and people have no issue with them. But the instant the title of the food becomes boneless wings they're immediately compared to bone-in wings and some people loose the ability to see them for what they are and only see what they're not

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uwnim
04/02/20 6:24:22 PM
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Pretty much the same thing as the chicken tenders already rated and I have no idea how that got so high.

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Parappa09
04/02/20 6:31:33 PM
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Zurkon posted...
Don't worry no one's perfect :p
hahah always room for improvement

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DevsBro
04/02/20 7:00:18 PM
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Machete posted...
"Boneless wings aren't wings" is a valid and truthful argument but all the other arguments I've seen either look like meme-trolling and just personal preference things that are fine but completely irrelevant or inapplicable to me *shrugs*
It's true but it's not particularly relevant.

It's like if somebody asked you if you prefer pizza or burgers and you scoff and say "a pizza isn't a real burger!"

No kidding. What a weird, nonsensical way to make that decision.

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Machete
04/02/20 7:07:33 PM
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DevsBro posted...
No kidding. What a weird, nonsensical way to make that decision.

except for the fact that I don't eat actual wings because I don't like bone in at all. I won't even eat them.
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Blue_Dream87
04/02/20 7:08:39 PM
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Trash. They're just pre-dipped chicken nuggets

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LightningAce11
04/02/20 7:09:23 PM
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10/10, I prefer popping them in my mouth after dipping them in sauce than some boney wings that I have to gnaw the meat off of.

After all, half the weight of bone in wings is the bone. You're basically eating a boneless wing but with the added discomfort of eating around the bone.

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BobanMarjanovic
04/02/20 7:09:39 PM
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Boneless wings are chicken nuggets

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SamsungGearS2
04/02/20 11:46:23 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
boneless ain't wings

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CommunismFTW
04/02/20 11:49:27 PM
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
gave em a 7. I like bone-in wings


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CommunismFTW
04/02/20 11:50:06 PM
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LightningAce11 posted...
10/10, I prefer popping them in my mouth after dipping them in sauce than some boney wings that I have to gnaw the meat off of.

After all, half the weight of bone in wings is the bone. You're basically eating a boneless wing but with the added discomfort of eating around the bone.

Except the flavor, texture, crunchiness from the skin, etc is all wrong/gone. They're nuggets.

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EverDownward
04/02/20 11:50:43 PM
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The best kind of wings.

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gguirao
04/03/20 3:46:03 AM
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8/10

Good, but bone-in wings are always better.

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Gafemage
04/03/20 1:11:34 PM
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Last bump
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