Current Events > How has Trump avoided the Coronavirus?

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
04/01/20 5:34:07 PM
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He's around a lot of people every day.

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Dark_SilverX
04/01/20 5:34:56 PM
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Hoax?

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PrettyBoyFloyd
04/01/20 5:37:18 PM
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Hasn't he looked already dead over the last year?

Hell in his recent speeches he looks like he could fall over at any moment.

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TheTrueAmerican
04/01/20 5:38:51 PM
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He's a powerful man.

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Zack_Attackv1
04/01/20 5:45:12 PM
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Either sheer dumb luck or he's already got his limey hands on a vaccine.
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-Unowninator-
04/01/20 5:47:20 PM
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...
Either sheer dumb luck or he's already got his limey hands on a vaccine.
Either this, or god only gives the virus to innocent people.

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AlephZero
04/01/20 5:52:26 PM
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lizard blood

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BakonBitz
04/01/20 5:53:03 PM
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It's because he's a germaphobe.

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CreepySmile
04/01/20 5:53:36 PM
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He most likely refuses to test for it

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Hexenherz
04/01/20 5:54:04 PM
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CreepySmile posted...
He most likely refuses to test for it
I would contend he probably goes through a dozen tests a day

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Kafkaf
04/01/20 6:00:25 PM
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He already had it
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EndOfDiscOne
04/01/20 6:02:38 PM
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Even though he shakes hands he washes his hands often and avoids touching his face

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Guns_of_Verdun
04/01/20 6:06:56 PM
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I suspect for all his faults he washes his hands a lot

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Tired-Insomniac
04/01/20 6:12:37 PM
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The CIA developed a latex body glove that is invisible to the naked eye that you can breathe out of. They borrowed tech from the aliens at Area 52. Every president since HW Bush has worn it at all times.

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Guns_of_Verdun
04/01/20 6:14:43 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
The CIA developed a latex body glove that is invisible to the naked eye that you can breathe out of. They borrowed tech from the aliens at Area 52. Every president since HW Bush has worn it at all times.
Someone needs to gives some of those to Quiet.

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Sir Will
04/01/20 6:22:14 PM
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Not even viruses want to be around him.
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BLAKUboy
04/01/20 6:23:41 PM
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It's not unlikely he's already been infected, but we just won't know until he's dead (whether by the virus or some time after being kicked out in January.) It would "hurt his image" if it were known he was infected, or something equally petty.

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21WIVES_CHILL
04/01/20 6:23:44 PM
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Pretty sure he would have shown symptoms by now along with Pence.
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EverDownward
04/01/20 6:29:43 PM
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I think he does have it, but his administration would never tell us. At least, not right now. Not until we're through this crisis, and even then we'd probably hear of his glorious battle and triumphant victory if he manages to secure re-election.

I can see him now, the biggest shit eating grin on his face and completely downplaying just how fucking bad things were. I hate it, because I know it will happen. There will be zero humility, zero accountability.

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theAteam
04/01/20 6:32:34 PM
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Virus cannot work with whatever his body consists of.

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Bluebomber182
04/01/20 6:33:16 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
He may have already had it and was just asymptomatic. While Trump may be in his 70s, he still has the fitness and vitality of a young athlete which puts him at the lowest risk for complications.


hes literally a fat fuck that eats nothing but fast food
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Orlando_Jordan
04/01/20 6:35:37 PM
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Because contrary to what far left Walmart greeters believe, to be a billionaire, you have to actually be smart, and Trump is smart.

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BakonBitz
04/01/20 6:40:18 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
Because contrary to what far left Walmart greeters believe, to be a billionaire, you have to actually be smart, and Trump is smart.
Smart in a business sense, but other areas?

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Bishop9800
04/01/20 6:41:23 PM
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Sir Will posted...
Not even viruses want to be around him.

Lol.

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Bishop9800
04/01/20 6:42:18 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
Because contrary to what far left Walmart greeters believe, to be a billionaire, you have to actually be smart, and Trump is smart.


You have to be pretty dumb to believe that shit

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Orlando_Jordan
04/01/20 7:14:50 PM
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Bishop9800 posted...
You have to be pretty dumb to believe that shit
People who win the lottery often lose everything, because they aren't good at managing money. Trump is able to maintain billionaire status, because he knows how to manage money. Debate me.

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Bishop9800
04/01/20 7:26:13 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
People who win the lottery often lose everything, because they aren't good at managing money. Trump is able to maintain billionaire status, because he knows how to manage money. Debate me.


I rest my case......

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mustachedmystic
04/01/20 7:35:43 PM
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Oh my fucking god DiffEQ, I know your account is a parody of a Trumpeter, but your comment here really takes the cake.

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pikachupwnage
04/01/20 7:35:49 PM
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Bluebomber182 posted...
hes literally a fat fuck that eats nothing but fast food

I can believe he is healthier then the average 77 year old because he is a germaphobe, and does not drink alchohol. Maybe his genetics are good too. The average 77 year old American is in shit health due to age, obesity, current/past snoking/drinking/drug abuse and diet.

He isn't like a young Athlete though at his age, weight and diet lmfao that is bullshit.

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Bio1590
04/01/20 7:46:27 PM
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Legit possible he got it and never had any severe symptoms. There was definitely a week or two where he was definitely sick.
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mustachedmystic
04/01/20 7:56:26 PM
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Isn't it extremely unlikely for a man of his age, no matter how relatively healthy he may be, to contract the virus and not get really sick?

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