Current Events > is it just me or is it really weird how seriously my friend took online dating

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No_U_L7 03/31/20 1:19:46 PM #1:	he can't go more than a week without sex so he is hating this quarantine. this is what he did: bought $2,000 worth of photo equipment (high quality camera, tri-pod, lighting, etc) for a week he went out by himself for 8 hours a day every single day setting up and taking thousands of photos of himself (on fences, cool backgrounds, different outfits etc) for another week he narrowed down the photos himself down to about the best 100 (polled his friends including unfortunately me), photoshopped them (whitened his teeth, smoothed out wrinkles, removed gray hairs, etc) the week after that he paid a panel of 20 girls (friends, friends of friends, girls he found online) $10 each to vote on which 5 of the 100 photos should be in his profile paid a comedy writer $100 to write a funny paragraph about him and his life for his bio then when he got everything together he paid some guys in india $5 each to remotely swipe only on hot girls for him 24/7 (for the record, no he is not rich and i estimate he spent about 1/2 of his savings on this project) during these 3 weeks this has been all he has been talking about. he even wanted me to do the same thing lol. is it just me or is that all really weird? I guess he doesn't have anything else to do with his time.... --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:936537793] in is it just... [t:78526290]...</cite> <quote>he can't go more than a week without sex so he is hating this quarantine. this is what he did: bought $2,000 worth of photo equipment (high quality camera, tri-pod, lighting, etc) for a week he went out by himself for 8 hours a day every single day setting up and taking thousands of photos of himself (on fences, cool backgrounds, different outfits etc) for another week he narrowed down the photos himself down to about the best 100 (polled his friends including unfortunately me), photoshopped them (whitened his teeth, smoothed out wrinkles, removed gray hairs, etc) the week after that he paid a panel of 20 girls (friends, friends of friends, girls he found online) $10 each to vote on which 5 of the 100 photos should be in his profile paid a comedy writer $100 to write a funny paragraph about him and his life for his bio then when he got everything together he paid some guys in india $5 each to remotely swipe only on hot girls for him 24/7 (for the record, no he is not rich and i estimate he spent about 1/2 of his savings on this project) during these 3 weeks this has been all he has been talking about. he even wanted me to do the same thing lol. is it just me or is that all really weird? I guess he doesn't have anything else to do with his time.... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CreepySmile 03/31/20 1:20:52 PM #2:	No_U_L7 posted... I guess he doesn't have anything else to do with his time.... hmm --- I just want to be loved <cite>CreepySmile posted [p:936537849] in is it just... [t:78526290]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite> <quote>I guess he doesn't have anything else to do with his time....</quote>hmm </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drpooplol 03/31/20 1:21:34 PM #3:	No_U_L7 posted... I guess he doesn't have anything else to do with his time.... I think the same thing about tc when he posts all of this made up garbage --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" LIE "No" <cite>Drpooplol posted [p:936537894] in is it just... [t:78526290]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite> <quote>I guess he doesn't have anything else to do with his time....</quote>I think the same thing about tc when he posts all of this made up garbage </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 03/31/20 1:22:30 PM #4:	No_U_L7 posted... cool backgrounds --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:936537948] in is it just... [t:78526290]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite> <quote>cool backgrounds</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SrRd_RacinG 03/31/20 1:22:50 PM #5:	Your friend has many unresolved inner conflicts. --- https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vRn3I4UyDoKyWLC/giphy.gif <cite>SrRd_RacinG posted [p:936537964] in is it just... [t:78526290]...</cite> <quote>Your friend has many unresolved inner conflicts. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VipaGTS 03/31/20 1:23:26 PM #6:	i thought you stopped this gimmick...Lockdown got you bored again? --- "I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense." <cite>VipaGTS posted [p:936537991] in is it just... [t:78526290]...</cite> <quote>i thought you stopped this gimmick...Lockdown got you bored again? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Keith_Valentine 03/31/20 1:24:33 PM #7:	He knows what he wants and hes out to get it, good for him. Photoshopping seems like a mistake though. <cite>Keith_Valentine posted [p:936538053] in is it just... [t:78526290]...</cite> <quote>He knows what he wants and hes out to get it, good for him. Photoshopping seems like a mistake though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 03/31/20 1:25:44 PM #8:	Your "friend." --- GOML <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:936538116] in is it just... [t:78526290]...</cite> <quote>Your "friend." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 03/31/20 1:36:53 PM #9:	VipaGTS posted... i thought you stopped this gimmick...Lockdown got you bored again? today is a national holiday...and yes Keith_Valentine posted... He knows what he wants and hes out to get it, good for him. Photoshopping seems like a mistake though. it's just the stuff i listed, very minor stuff. out of everything i listed that offends me the least. not like he's changing his face shape or anything, just removing the stray hair in his nose, etc Pepys Monster posted... Your "friend." i wish i could do all this and get results. but i haven't had my haircut in a month now and look homeless. he's way more photogenic than i am (he's indian, i'm asian) --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:936538683] in is it just... [t:78526290]...</cite> <quote>VipaGTS posted... </cite> <quote>i thought you stopped this gimmick...Lockdown got you bored again?</quote> today is a national holiday...and yes Keith_Valentine posted... </cite> <quote>He knows what he wants and hes out to get it, good for him. Photoshopping seems like a mistake though.</quote> it's just the stuff i listed, very minor stuff. out of everything i listed that offends me the least. not like he's changing his face shape or anything, just removing the stray hair in his nose, etc Pepys Monster posted... </cite> <quote>Your "friend."</quote> i wish i could do all this and get results. but i haven't had my haircut in a month now and look homeless. he's way more photogenic than i am (he's indian, i'm asian) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 03/31/20 3:58:15 PM #10:	Bump --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:936546593] in is it just... [t:78526290]...</cite> <quote>Bump </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Altacct 03/31/20 4:01:10 PM #11:	The legend is back! --- Kazi1212's alt "Don't call me a God, call me a Sadist" <cite>Altacct posted [p:936546774] in is it just... [t:78526290]...</cite> <quote>The legend is back! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 03/31/20 4:08:46 PM #12:	Altacct posted... The legend is back! intermittently and rarely during quarantine and avoiding certain topics of discussion from now on --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:936547231] in is it just... [t:78526290]...</cite> <quote>Altacct posted... </cite> <quote>The legend is back!</quote> intermittently and rarely during quarantine and avoiding certain topics of discussion from now on </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
clyde_frog 03/31/20 4:12:29 PM #13:	TC...I know other posters are gonna come at you for your lame ass gimmick, but this is some real artistry right here. --- https://imgur.com/UFOAF https://imgur.com/aPQ00PI http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m71fpsIYJA1qf1116o1_500.jpg <cite>clyde_frog posted [p:936547435] in is it just... [t:78526290]...</cite> <quote>TC...I know other posters are gonna come at you for your lame ass gimmick, but this is some real artistry right here. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
casio_guy 03/31/20 4:14:37 PM #14:	what the fuck lmao. if true then this is really sad and most girls he meets will see through the facade pretty quickly. how many matches does he get now versus before all of this? --- we provide the fireworks, you do the oohs and aahs. <cite>casio_guy posted [p:936547559] in is it just... [t:78526290]...</cite> <quote>what the fuck lmao. if true then this is really sad and most girls he meets will see through the facade pretty quickly. how many matches does he get now versus before all of this? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 03/31/20 4:18:37 PM #15:	clyde_frog posted... TC...I know other posters are gonna come at you for your lame ass gimmick, but this is some real artistry right here. Just real stories from my real life....this is what happens when all your friends are pick up artists too casio_guy posted... what the fuck lmao. if true then this is really sad and most girls he meets will see through the facade pretty quickly. how many matches does he get now versus before all of this? Nah he does a good of being genuine in person. No clue, he just started but hes always done well on tinder --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:936547815] in is it just... [t:78526290]...</cite> <quote>clyde_frog posted... </cite> <quote>TC...I know other posters are gonna come at you for your lame ass gimmick, but this is some real artistry right here.</quote> Just real stories from my real life....this is what happens when all your friends are pick up artists too casio_guy posted... </cite> <quote>what the fuck lmao. if true then this is really sad and most girls he meets will see through the facade pretty quickly. how many matches does he get now versus before all of this?</quote> Nah he does a good of being genuine in person. No clue, he just started but hes always done well on tinder </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
casio_guy 03/31/20 4:44:16 PM #16:	No_U_L7 posted... No clue, he just started but hes always done well on tinder Then why spend the money lol --- we provide the fireworks, you do the oohs and aahs. <cite>casio_guy posted [p:936549271] in is it just... [t:78526290]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite> <quote>No clue, he just started but hes always done well on tinder</quote>Then why spend the money lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 03/31/20 4:50:20 PM #17:	casio_guy posted... Then why spend the money lol He wants to close the margin of error to maximize results The improved results aren't worth the input imo... --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:936549595] in is it just... [t:78526290]...</cite> <quote>casio_guy posted... </cite> <quote>Then why spend the money lol</quote> He wants to close the margin of error to maximize results The improved results aren't worth the input imo... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 03/31/20 4:55:30 PM #18:	I thought you closed your bloody account. Not that I mind, I kind of if like seeing you around, but that's the truth of it. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:936549869] in is it just... [t:78526290]...</cite> <quote>I thought you closed your bloody account. Not that I mind, I kind of if like seeing you around, but that's the truth of it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NotYou 03/31/20 4:57:51 PM #19:	Hey, I can't say anything. I commission a trio of the most well-respected CEmen to write half my posts for me so I can make a good impression. Thinking I'm going to need to scale it up to 100% pretty soon, because it's not working. <cite>NotYou posted [p:936550019] in is it just... [t:78526290]...</cite> <quote>Hey, I can't say anything. I commission a trio of the most well-respected CEmen to write half my posts for me so I can make a good impression. Thinking I'm going to need to scale it up to 100% pretty soon, because it's not working. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 03/31/20 4:59:00 PM #20:	Alteres posted... I thought you closed your bloody account. Not that I mind, I kind of if like seeing you around, but that's the truth of it. i just stopped posting here...i still post on TV and NBA boards --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:936550092] in is it just... [t:78526290]...</cite> <quote>Alteres posted... </cite> <quote>I thought you closed your bloody account. Not that I mind, I kind of if like seeing you around, but that's the truth of it.</quote> i just stopped posting here...i still post on TV and NBA boards </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OffTempo 03/31/20 5:01:01 PM #21:	I get doing online dating during this quarantine but thats definitely excessive. --- Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer." Blade: "Don't do that" <cite>OffTempo posted [p:936550215] in is it just... [t:78526290]...</cite> <quote>I get doing online dating during this quarantine but thats definitely excessive. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 03/31/20 8:18:35 PM #22:	Update: he has 49 matches after 24 hours --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:936560675] in is it just... [t:78526290]...</cite> <quote>Update: he has 49 matches after 24 hours </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Delirious_Beard 03/31/20 8:30:54 PM #23:	hey remember when you said you'd leave forever --- https://imgur.com/HUHxlFl You act like I don't know my own way home <cite>Delirious_Beard posted [p:936561332] in is it just... [t:78526290]...</cite> <quote>hey remember when you said you'd leave forever </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 03/31/20 8:36:29 PM #24:	Delirious_Beard posted... hey remember when you said you'd leave forever And then the world unexpectedly ended, bringing a conclusion to forever --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:936561600] in is it just... [t:78526290]...</cite> <quote>Delirious_Beard posted... </cite> <quote>hey remember when you said you'd leave forever</quote> And then the world unexpectedly ended, bringing a conclusion to forever </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alexanaxela 03/31/20 8:43:31 PM #25:	seems pretty normal to me --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. <cite>Alexanaxela posted [p:936561922] in is it just... [t:78526290]...</cite> <quote>seems pretty normal to me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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