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Johnny_Nutcase
04/05/20 3:13:07 AM
#402:


Cool me too/

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malenz
04/05/20 3:15:40 AM
#403:


no high five back social distancing sorry

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/05/20 3:17:48 AM
#404:


I always thought it would be funny to see if we could maybe thumb tack Jim up to a ceiling fan with a v8 in it maybe. May have to secure it down but i'd like to see if we could get her pretty sick.

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malenz
04/05/20 3:18:45 AM
#405:


Jim is a cat? Now it all makes sense...

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/05/20 3:22:02 AM
#406:


I wouldn't do that to a cat.

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malenz
04/05/20 3:27:21 AM
#407:


But you would do that to a Jim. What did Jim ever do to you???

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/05/20 3:37:37 AM
#408:


Why are you so curious?

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malenz
04/05/20 3:38:29 AM
#409:


Because I'm a cat in disguise! OH NOES! MY SECRET is out!

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/05/20 3:39:36 AM
#410:


Homers still smokin

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malenz
04/05/20 3:41:24 AM
#411:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Homers still smokin
I'm used to it now

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/05/20 3:45:35 AM
#412:


So you're not gonna turn into a lunatic on me again?

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malenz
04/05/20 3:46:11 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
So you're not gonna turn into a lunatic on me again?
no. honestly I was on something that made things extra disturbing and I was very disturbed at the time. I'm sorry. I've sworn it off forever btw

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MabusIncarnate
04/05/20 3:46:55 AM
#414:


Who let it into the drinkin thread?

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malenz
04/05/20 3:47:18 AM
#415:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Who let it into the drinkin thread?
fine I'll leave sorry

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MabusIncarnate
04/05/20 3:49:00 AM
#416:


Quit being sensitive catboy

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malenz
04/05/20 3:49:44 AM
#417:


well people didn't like me for a while (for an understandable reasons) so I'm touchy and scare easy

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/05/20 3:49:57 AM
#418:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Who let it into the drinkin thread?

Give him a chance to fuck up. Let's hook him up with Jim?

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MabusIncarnate
04/05/20 3:49:59 AM
#419:


Guys my garlic is fucked up I can't figure out why

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WaterLink
04/05/20 3:51:00 AM
#420:


As in it's not keeping the vampires away?
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malenz
04/05/20 3:51:30 AM
#421:


*licks canines*

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MabusIncarnate
04/05/20 3:52:28 AM
#422:


No i'm growing garlic this season, and it started off great, went from sprout to 10 inches in about 14 days. Now it's turning a bit yellow, slumping over. Maybe it has the virus.

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/05/20 3:57:07 AM
#423:


Not entirely sure if he's actually growing "garlic" but i'm gonna leave our little Tennessee stud with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czuc4q4axqU

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MabusIncarnate
04/05/20 3:58:00 AM
#424:


LOL I fucked up pot a couple times before I got it down. Finicky plant for sure.

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malenz
04/05/20 4:00:10 AM
#425:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Give him a chance to fuck up.
thanks, I wish more people had this attitude sometimes lol

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MabusIncarnate
04/05/20 4:02:24 AM
#426:


And no insight on my god damn garlic

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malenz
04/05/20 4:02:38 AM
#427:


MabusIncarnate posted...
LOL I fucked up pot a couple times before I got it down. Finicky plant for sure.
if I do it, I only do VERY small amounts now (not even a bowl) and just to relax, not to get high

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MabusIncarnate
04/05/20 4:03:28 AM
#428:


It helps me sleep, stuff like benadryl doesn't work much anymore

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malenz
04/05/20 4:04:17 AM
#429:


benadryl doesn't work for me at all either and melatonin seems more like a placebo than any real effect. have you tried doxylamine succinate? I find taking two (25mg tabs) of those helps me

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MabusIncarnate
04/05/20 4:07:39 AM
#430:


I don't think i'll try it. Kratom and a lot of liquor helps too.

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malenz
04/05/20 4:08:41 AM
#431:


I'm trying to take it easy on liquor (well, I only drink beer now) and kratom. Both in excess or at the same time mess with me. Besides alcohol doesn't even help me sleep anymore lmao.

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/05/20 4:08:48 AM
#432:


Benadryl doesn't do jack shit for anybody. If I need to go to sleep, I go to the doctor and get a script for Vicodin. "I think I may have tore a muscle in my neck" then they have you turn your head left, right, and then cum in to a cup. Next thing you know you're floating on clouds.

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malenz
04/05/20 4:09:51 AM
#433:


I missed being in your good graces. You're pretty funny lol

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Questionmarktarius
04/05/20 4:19:28 AM
#434:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
If I need to go to sleep, I go to the doctor and get a script for Vicodin.
I don't like vicodin. Wake up soaked in sweat, and stupendously violent dreams. Also it's useless for pain.
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malenz
04/05/20 4:21:32 AM
#435:


Questionmarktarius posted...
Also it's useless for pain.
I can't even imagine being prescribed it for actual pain. It's a glorified pain reliever at best.

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TreyFlowers
04/05/20 4:48:18 AM
#436:


Xanax and red wine does the trick for me

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BlazinBlue88
04/05/20 12:45:01 PM
#437:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Wife is making YOU drinks? Did she back the car into the house or something?
No she's just great at everything she does and likes to make drinks for us. She also loves to make drinks super strong but smooth so it fucks people up without them realizing.

We threw a Halloween party last year and she made a giant container of her fall sangria. People were nicknaming it elephant tranquilizer cause it was so strong. 3-4 people ended up staying the night who weren't expecting to because of her drink.

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Pepys Monster
04/05/20 10:32:05 PM
#438:


What would happen if I lined up 3 shots of vodka and did them all in one go? I'm almost 32.

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malenz
04/05/20 10:32:30 PM
#439:


I'm still drinking lol

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SciFi
04/05/20 10:39:48 PM
#440:


ah dammit, have one beers and aboot 3 shots left

dere's a liquor store down the block tho

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malenz
04/05/20 10:40:15 PM
#441:


SciFi posted...
ah dammit, have one beers and aboot 3 shots left

dere's a liquor store down the block tho
you better walk

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Pepys Monster
04/05/20 10:47:16 PM
#442:


I took two shots and the nausea hit hard. I couldn't do the third one yet.

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Pepys Monster
04/05/20 11:43:51 PM
#443:


Help, I'm 4 shots in and it's Sunday and nobody else is even drinking.

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Pepys Monster
04/06/20 12:09:32 AM
#444:


I'm 5 shots in. Nobody else is on my level.

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MabusIncarnate
04/06/20 12:10:54 AM
#445:


Pfft give me an hour. Just cracked my first beer

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Pepys Monster
04/06/20 12:11:58 AM
#446:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Pfft give me an hour. Just cracked my first beer
You'll never catch up to me, boy.

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malenz
04/06/20 12:12:00 AM
#447:


I've cracked a lot of nuts but this will be my last

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Pepys Monster
04/06/20 12:30:43 AM
#448:


I drank you all under the table like the true Irishman I am.

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BlazinBlue88
04/06/20 12:31:17 AM
#449:


Pepys Monster posted...
I'm 5 shots in. Nobody else is on my level.
One day you'll get on our depressing level my son. I wish my tolerance was that low.

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Pepys Monster
04/06/20 12:32:07 AM
#450:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
One day you'll get on our depressing level my son. I wish my tolerance was that low.
Oh yeah? Try me.

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MabusIncarnate
04/06/20 12:34:25 AM
#451:


Usually 4-5 shots and 2-3 beers is about when I start buzzing a bit at this point. I used to be able to get drunk twice off a pint, now I can kill a 5th in one night.

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