Current Events > 1,000 checks from the goverment? How will it work?

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Leviathan1 03/21/20 11:30:34 AM #1:	Does everyone get one? --- Playing: Uncharted 4 <cite>Leviathan1 posted [p:935992291] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>Does everyone get one? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken_Butt 03/21/20 11:31:23 AM #2:	No, only 1,000 people get one if there's only 1,000 checks from the government. --- Cluck. <cite>Chicken_Butt posted [p:935992322] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>No, only 1,000 people get one if there's only 1,000 checks from the government. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MeIon Bread 03/21/20 11:31:30 AM #3:	They're only giving out 1,000 checks? Wow, that's pretty stingy! --- Sunhawk's main alternate account. I'm just a little bit caught in the middle, life is a maze and love is a riddle. <cite>MeIon Bread posted [p:935992324] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>They're only giving out 1,000 checks? Wow, that's pretty stingy! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 03/21/20 11:33:01 AM #4:	So we have to hope one the people who gets a check for millions gives us our thousand dollars out of it? --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:935992372] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>So we have to hope one the people who gets a check for millions gives us our thousand dollars out of it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 03/21/20 11:33:25 AM #5:	As of now, it looks like $1200 for every adult who made less than 75k in 2018, and then scaling back until people made $100k don't receive anything. --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:935992388] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>As of now, it looks like $1200 for every adult who made less than 75k in 2018, and then scaling back until people made $100k don't receive anything.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leviathan1 03/21/20 11:34:51 AM #6:	Antifar posted... As of now, it looks like $1200 for everyone who made less than 75k in 2017 So would I not qualify? i'm a 19 year old college student who got my first job in 2019. --- Playing: Uncharted 4 <cite>Leviathan1 posted [p:935992434] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>Antifar posted... </cite> <quote>As of now, it looks like $1200 for everyone who made less than 75k in 2017</quote>So would I not qualify? i'm a 19 year old college student who got my first job in 2019. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 03/21/20 11:36:33 AM #7:	https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/030/423/cover5.jpg when the homeless hear "free $1,000" --- Gamefaqs: Home of the Snowflakes! Now playing: Goat Simulator (ps4) <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:935992485] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/030/423/cover5.jpg when the homeless hear "free $1,000" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthAragorn 03/21/20 11:36:38 AM #8:	Antifar posted... As of now, it looks like $1200 for every adult who made less than 75k in 2017, and then scaling back until people made $100k don't receive anything. 2017, really? That's fucking stupid. My dad made probably over 90k that year but has since changed jobs and makes less than 75k. So that's shitty. <cite>DarthAragorn posted [p:935992487] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>Antifar posted...</cite> <quote>As of now, it looks like $1200 for every adult who made less than 75k in 2017, and then scaling back until people made $100k don't receive anything.</quote> 2017, really? That's fucking stupid. My dad made probably over 90k that year but has since changed jobs and makes less than 75k. So that's shitty.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 03/21/20 11:41:38 AM #9:	Leviathan1 posted... So would I not qualify? i'm a 19 year old college student who got my first job in 2019. That means you made less than 75k in 2018 --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:935992669] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>Leviathan1 posted...</cite> <quote> So would I not qualify? i'm a 19 year old college student who got my first job in 2019. </quote> That means you made less than 75k in 2018</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 03/21/20 11:41:57 AM #10:	DarthAragorn posted... 2017, really? That's fucking stupid. My dad made probably over 90k that year but has since changed jobs and makes less than 75k. So that's shitty. Sorry, I meant to say 2018 --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:935992681] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>DarthAragorn posted...</cite> <quote> 2017, really? That's fucking stupid. My dad made probably over 90k that year but has since changed jobs and makes less than 75k. So that's shitty.</quote> Sorry, I meant to say 2018</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cmiller4642 03/21/20 11:42:22 AM #11:	If Trump is behind it, I guarantee you it'll get fucked up beyond fucked up <cite>cmiller4642 posted [p:935992696] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>If Trump is behind it, I guarantee you it'll get fucked up beyond fucked up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CharlesBronson 03/21/20 11:42:37 AM #12:	Antifar posted... That means you made less than 75k in 2018 ok what's your point? <cite>CharlesBronson posted [p:935992708] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>Antifar posted... </cite> <quote>That means you made less than 75k in 2018</quote>ok what's your point? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Middle hope 03/21/20 11:43:21 AM #13:	Antifar posted... That means you made less than 75k in 2018 They dont need a 2018 w2 on file? --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://imgur.com/nhHkg9L <cite>Middle hope posted [p:935992741] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>Antifar posted... </cite> <quote>That means you made less than 75k in 2018</quote>They dont need a 2018 w2 on file? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 03/21/20 11:45:16 AM #14:	CharlesBronson posted... ok what's your point? My point is you would qualify --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:935992814] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>CharlesBronson posted...</cite> <quote> ok what's your point? </quote> My point is you would qualify</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 03/21/20 11:47:05 AM #15:	Middle hope posted... They dont need a 2018 w2 on file? edit: seems some got screwed out of the stimulus money. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:935992882] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>Middle hope posted...</cite> <quote>They dont need a 2018 w2 on file?</quote> edit: seems some got screwed out of the stimulus money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CharlesBronson 03/21/20 11:49:50 AM #16:	Antifar posted... My point is you would qualify no he wouldn't. did you even read the bill if you paid no federal income tax you don't qualify <cite>CharlesBronson posted [p:935992998] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>Antifar posted... </cite> <quote>My point is you would qualify</quote>no he wouldn't. did you even read the bill if you paid no federal income tax you don't qualify </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kayoticdreamz 03/21/20 11:50:39 AM #17:	cmiller4642 posted... If Trump is behind it, I guarantee you it'll get fucked up beyond fucked up Imagine being this bitter <cite>kayoticdreamz posted [p:935993028] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>cmiller4642 posted... </cite> <quote>If Trump is behind it, I guarantee you it'll get fucked up beyond fucked up</quote>Imagine being this bitter </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 03/21/20 11:51:19 AM #18:	CharlesBronson posted... no he wouldn't. did you even read the bill if you paid no federal income tax you don't qualify That has since been altered in negotiations. https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/1241349743818600452 --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:935993057] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>CharlesBronson posted...</cite> <quote> no he wouldn't. did you even read the bill if you paid no federal income tax you don't qualify </quote> That has since been altered in negotiations. https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/1241349743818600452</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cmiller4642 03/21/20 11:51:37 AM #19:	kayoticdreamz posted... Imagine being this bitter Imagine worshiping someone who has us all sitting inside indefinitely because he was afraid reporting on the threat of a global pandemic would hurt his approval rating. <cite>cmiller4642 posted [p:935993061] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>kayoticdreamz posted... </cite> <quote>Imagine being this bitter</quote> Imagine worshiping someone who has us all sitting inside indefinitely because he was afraid reporting on the threat of a global pandemic would hurt his approval rating. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CommunismFTW 03/21/20 11:55:11 AM #20:	I like how the throughline is still for 75-99k people. What about the people who make 18-35 like 90% of the grocery/restaurant/fast food/paramedic/clerk etc workforce that is currently being dominated. --- Since only from below can one better see the heights. https://imgur.com/OhZgm <cite>CommunismFTW posted [p:935993188] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>I like how the throughline is still for 75-99k people. What about the people who make 18-35 like 90% of the grocery/restaurant/fast food/paramedic/clerk etc workforce that is currently being dominated. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 03/21/20 11:56:12 AM #21:	CommunismFTW posted... I like how the throughline is still for 75-99k people. What about the people who make 18-35 like 90% of the grocery/restaurant/fast food/paramedic/clerk etc workforce that is currently being dominated. They're under 75k and thus all getting checks under this plan. It starts phasing out at 75k --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:935993229] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>CommunismFTW posted...</cite> <quote>I like how the throughline is still for 75-99k people. What about the people who make 18-35 like 90% of the grocery/restaurant/fast food/paramedic/clerk etc workforce that is currently being dominated. </quote> They're under 75k and thus all getting checks under this plan. It starts phasing out at 75k</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CommunismFTW 03/21/20 11:57:20 AM #22:	Antifar posted... They're under 75k and thus all getting checks under this plan. It starts phasing out at 75k Ah, reading this topic made it seem worded that 75k was the start and 99k was the cutoff. --- Since only from below can one better see the heights. https://imgur.com/OhZgm <cite>CommunismFTW posted [p:935993276] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>Antifar posted... </cite> <quote>They're under 75k and thus all getting checks under this plan. It starts phasing out at 75k</quote> Ah, reading this topic made it seem worded that 75k was the start and 99k was the cutoff. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sylverlolol 03/21/20 12:00:03 PM #23:	So how does it work for married couples? Is it based on individual salary or combined? --- This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. <cite>sylverlolol posted [p:935993393] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>So how does it work for married couples? Is it based on individual salary or combined? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leviathan1 03/21/20 12:01:25 PM #24:	@Antifar Thank you for the clarification :) --- Playing: Uncharted 4 <cite>Leviathan1 posted [p:935993449] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>@Antifar Thank you for the clarification :) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 03/21/20 12:01:29 PM #25:	sylverlolol posted... So how does it work for married couples? Is it based on individual salary or combined? Individual --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:935993454] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>sylverlolol posted...</cite> <quote>So how does it work for married couples? Is it based on individual salary or combined? </quote> Individual</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 03/21/20 12:04:35 PM #26:	You guys do know that this is a $1000 loan not a $1000 gift, right? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:935993580] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>You guys do know that this is a $1000 loan not a $1000 gift, right? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tired-Insomniac 03/21/20 12:08:30 PM #27:	divot1338 posted... You guys do know that this is a $1000 loan not a $1000 gift, right? Source? --- "I like turtles" <cite>Tired-Insomniac posted [p:935993737] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>divot1338 posted... </cite> <quote>You guys do know that this is a $1000 loan not a $1000 gift, right?</quote> Source? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ludwig Von 2 03/21/20 12:12:38 PM #28:	divot1338 posted... You guys do know that this is a $1000 loan not a $1000 gift, right? no its not a loan they are just giving it to me. --- My luck works best when things are... random. Mat Cauthon from The Dragon Reborn <cite>Ludwig Von 2 posted [p:935993921] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>divot1338 posted... </cite> <quote>You guys do know that this is a $1000 loan not a $1000 gift, right?</quote> no its not a loan they are just giving it to me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CommunismFTW 03/21/20 12:34:25 PM #29:	divot1338 posted... You guys do know that this is a $1000 loan not a $1000 gift, right? ? --- Since only from below can one better see the heights. https://imgur.com/OhZgm <cite>CommunismFTW posted [p:935994731] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>divot1338 posted... </cite> <quote>You guys do know that this is a $1000 loan not a $1000 gift, right?</quote> ? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 03/21/20 12:35:50 PM #30:	he's probably talking about having it taxed on next year's returns --- Gamefaqs: Home of the Snowflakes! Now playing: Goat Simulator (ps4) <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:935994788] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>he's probably talking about having it taxed on next year's returns </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trappedunderice 03/21/20 12:56:55 PM #31:	Lol people on here thought they were going to get $1000 at all. <cite>trappedunderice posted [p:935995632] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>Lol people on here thought they were going to get $1000 at all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jerry_Hellyeah 03/21/20 1:23:00 PM #32:	trappedunderice posted... Lol people on here thought they were going to get $1000 at all. This. It aint happening. Millions upon millions of dollars floating downstream while our corporate overlords just watch? Yeah fucking right. "What is anybody gonna do with $1,000? Thats pocket change. You couldnt even buy a golden toilet seat for that much! Instead of giving everyone basically nothing, just give me $100,000,000!" --- This is a cool sig <cite>Jerry_Hellyeah posted [p:935996720] in 1,000 chec... [t:78491039]...</cite> <quote>trappedunderice posted... </cite> <quote>Lol people on here thought they were going to get $1000 at all.</quote> This. It aint happening. Millions upon millions of dollars floating downstream while our corporate overlords just watch? Yeah fucking right. "What is anybody gonna do with $1,000? Thats pocket change. You couldnt even buy a golden toilet seat for that much! Instead of giving everyone basically nothing, just give me $100,000,000!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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