Current Events > I shall tell a secret to the first person to precisely guess one of my tattoos

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Starmieketone
03/21/20 8:27:28 AM
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This shall be done under the condition that it shall not be further divulged to others.

While this is not a secret with legal ramifications, it is nonetheless a secret.

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Turbam
03/21/20 8:28:10 AM
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Big tit anime girl

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SH_expert44
03/21/20 8:28:12 AM
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No clues?

Ok im gonna guess Betty Boop.

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BathroomWater
03/21/20 8:28:47 AM
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3 birds on a branch, with another one flying away off of it

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stahlbaum
03/21/20 8:30:29 AM
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Barbwire on the arm.
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Starmieketone
03/21/20 8:31:13 AM
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Turbam posted...
Big tit anime girl

This gave me a frisson of disgust.

SH_expert44 posted...
No clues?

Ok im gonna guess Betty Boop.

Somewhat pass, no.

BathroomWater posted...
3 birds on a branch, with another one flying away off of it

Is there some hipster symbolism there I am unaware of? Non.


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Starmieketone
03/21/20 8:31:48 AM
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stahlbaum posted...
Barbwire on the arm.

Who do you think I am, Pamela Anderson Lee-Enfield?

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AvlButtslam
03/21/20 8:36:08 AM
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A tree
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bobbaaay
03/21/20 8:40:30 AM
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A triforce with a yin yang and an oroboros behind it
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Starmieketone
03/21/20 8:40:37 AM
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AvlButtslam posted...
A tree
Nein

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teepan95
03/21/20 8:41:05 AM
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Raspberry ketone?
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Starmieketone
03/21/20 8:42:17 AM
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bobbaaay posted...
A triforce with a yin yang and an oroboros behind it
I suspect one of my friends, who had gone from video game aficionado to new age Instagram personality may have this, but Nyet

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bobbaaay
03/21/20 8:42:28 AM
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Joe rogan jerking into his own mouth
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Starmieketone
03/21/20 8:43:11 AM
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teepan95 posted...
Raspberry ketone?
If you want inside her woo, boy you better like a raspberry ketone. Nosir .

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BathroomWater
03/21/20 8:43:25 AM
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Starmieketone posted...
Is there some hipster symbolism there I am unaware of? Non.

No, unless you consider the Venerable Bede "hipster". I didn't have you pegged as a hipster, though.

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Starmieketone
03/21/20 8:43:42 AM
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bobbaaay posted...
Joe rogan jerking into his own mouth
Well, I know what I will get next, but no.

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Starmieketone
03/21/20 8:45:20 AM
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BathroomWater posted...
No, unless you consider the Venerable Bede "hipster". I didn't have you pegged as a hipster, though.
I once courted a lass who kept a set of venerable bedes in her bedside table. She once pulled them out and slipped them in one night, I fair levitated out of bed.

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averagejoel
03/21/20 8:45:44 AM
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song lyrics?

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peanut butter and dick
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sauceje
03/21/20 8:46:23 AM
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the vitruvian man

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He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage,
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BathroomWater
03/21/20 8:47:01 AM
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Starmieketone posted...
I once courted a lass who kept a set of venerable bedes in her bedside table. She once pulled them out and slipped them in one night, I fair levitated out of bed.

I hope that then you hips'd her, though you hardly knew her.


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Starmieketone
03/21/20 8:48:10 AM
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averagejoel posted...
song lyrics?
Neither this.
sauceje posted...
the vitruvian man
Nor this.

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Starmieketone
03/21/20 8:48:46 AM
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M_Live posted...
Majora's Mask
Nein

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Feline_Heart
03/21/20 8:50:07 AM
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A butterfly tramp stamp

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Pickles the Drummer doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo
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Vicious_Dios
03/21/20 8:50:51 AM
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A colorful butterfly fluttering away from your anushole leaving a dotted trailmark?

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Starmieketone
03/21/20 8:51:22 AM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
A colorful butterfly fluttering away from your anushole leaving a dotted trailmark?
while an excellent idea, I harbour no butterflies

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uwnim
03/21/20 8:51:35 AM
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About a span across, located somewhere on your torso, a depiction of Abaddon.

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Starmieketone
03/21/20 8:53:08 AM
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uwnim posted...
About a span across, located somewhere on your torso, a depiction of Abaddon.
Nosir. Besides, which Abaddon?

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Vicious_Dios
03/21/20 8:54:15 AM
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ok, how 'bout...

A TRIBAL TATTOO?!

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Feline_Heart
03/21/20 8:54:16 AM
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A koi fish

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Starmieketone
03/21/20 8:54:57 AM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
ok, how 'bout...

A TRIBAL TATTOO?!
Id rather saw my own arm off with a Swiss Army knife.
Feline_Heart posted...
A koi fish
no coy koi here


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codey
03/21/20 9:03:11 AM
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A sarlacc pit done so poorly everyone asks why you have a butthole tattoo and you have to explain it every time.

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Starmieketone
03/21/20 9:08:39 AM
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Oh, for added effect it could be over my navel and provide added stimuli to my next session of omphaloskepsis. No.

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Starmieketone
03/21/20 9:26:04 AM
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Slumber land calls. Nighty night, Current Events

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Lordgold666
03/21/20 9:35:42 AM
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Heart that reads MOM

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Shotgunnova
03/21/20 9:41:30 AM
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The five mana symbols from MTG

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Starmieketone
03/22/20 3:45:10 AM
#37:


No, also no.

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RootinTootinMFR
03/22/20 3:47:35 AM
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Something pretentious and lame? A quote from a babbys first philosopher perchance?

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Starmieketone
03/22/20 3:50:42 AM
#39:


I do not have a single piece of text or script on my body.

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Kaiganeer
03/22/20 3:53:08 AM
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genitalia of either variety
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Hambo the Hog
03/22/20 3:55:04 AM
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A hyperglycemic Starmie peeing on a ketone strip.

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Starmieketone
03/22/20 3:56:23 AM
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Kaiganeer posted...
genitalia of either variety
Definitely not

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Starmieketone
03/22/20 3:56:37 AM
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Hambo the Hog posted...
A hyperglycemic Starmie peeing on a ketone strip.
Inspired, but no

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KainWind
03/22/20 4:02:07 AM
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Starmieketone
03/22/20 4:27:08 AM
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Clever, but no

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Starmieketone
03/22/20 4:42:34 AM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
taco bell womb tattoo
what does this even mean?

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viewmaster_pi
03/22/20 4:44:47 AM
#48:


butterfly tramp stamp

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Starmieketone
03/22/20 4:50:32 AM
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Already suggested and still incorrect

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viewmaster_pi
03/22/20 4:51:22 AM
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you didn't let me FINISH

the butterfly's body is a knife

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