Current Events > If people call it the Chinese Virus people gotta call pasta Chinese noodles

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GSWarriors-
03/20/20 3:33:04 PM
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with tomato sauce since noodles/pasta were invented by the Chinese.
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The Trent
03/20/20 3:33:41 PM
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Good one

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Cowthief
03/20/20 3:33:50 PM
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"Italian Flatbread" for pizza?

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discodancer77
03/20/20 3:53:36 PM
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Wouldnt it be Italian Noodles? Or Chinese Pasta?

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JosephRogan
03/20/20 3:54:31 PM
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ThyCorndog
03/20/20 3:55:40 PM
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noodles are chinese. pasta was invented in the mediterranean

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ModLogic
03/20/20 3:57:33 PM
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Squall28
03/20/20 3:58:18 PM
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The advocates aren't demanding everyone calls it that. They're saying you should be allowed to call it Chinese noodles if you want to.

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LeperMessiahXX
03/20/20 3:59:09 PM
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I feel like because Italy has been hit so hard, the Chinese should give them pasta.
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BathroomWater
03/20/20 4:02:44 PM
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Obesity is now called American eating.

War is now called American intervention.

Global poverty is now called American economics.

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CM_Ponch
03/20/20 4:04:03 PM
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BathroomWater posted...
Obesity is now called American eating.

War is now called American intervention.

Global poverty is now called American economics.
Lmao

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GSWarriors-
03/20/20 8:19:27 PM
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BathroomWater posted...
Obesity is now called American eating.

War is now called American intervention.

Global poverty is now called American economics.


roflmao
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Lost_All_Senses
03/20/20 8:20:45 PM
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My mom called Ramen "Chinese Noodles" when we were kids >_>

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BathroomWater
03/21/20 7:15:55 AM
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I'm glad you guys enjoyed my Uno reverse card lol

Lost_All_Senses posted...
My mom called Ramen "Chinese Noodles" when we were kids >_>

That could actually be quite a slight to some Japanese people. A survey taken there named instant Ramen the nation's greatest invention.

https://www.foodandwine.com/news/instant-ramen-japan-s-greatest-invention-says-japan

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008Zulu
03/21/20 7:17:12 AM
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BathroomWater posted...
Obesity is now called American eating.

War is now called American intervention.

Global poverty is now called American economics.
What are mass shootings going to be called now?

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Newhopes
03/21/20 7:22:43 AM
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God I love the politically correct crowd they get butt hurt about the most stupid things.
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Looked gf
03/21/20 7:23:56 AM
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008Zulu posted...
What are mass shootings going to be called now?
American education

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Vicious_Dios
03/21/20 7:42:55 AM
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What do you call a fake Italian Noodle from China? An impasta!

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indica
03/21/20 7:51:37 AM
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ThyCorndog posted...
noodles are chinese. pasta was invented in the mediterranean
Isn't a noodle a type of pasta? My dictionary seems to think so. Are you saying very similar types of food originated in two distinctly different regions? Seems rather possible...

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winged_weltall
03/21/20 7:55:22 AM
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All this talk about what to call it and what not to call it has got to be one of the worst things of the 21st century. Who gives a fuck? No one complains that it's called the Spanish flu, yet we call it that to this day. It originated in China, as long as we know what people are talking about, who cares what we call it? Fucking political correctness imposed by SJWs is sickening tbh. People need to chill the fuck out about what's "racist" and what isn't.
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BathroomWater
03/21/20 7:57:27 AM
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winged_weltall posted...
All this talk about what to call it and what not to call it has got to be one of the worst things of the 21st century. Who gives a fuck? No one complains that it's called the Spanish flu, yet we call it that to this day. It originated in China, as long as we know what people are talking about, who cares what we call it? Fucking political correctness imposed by SJWs is sickening tbh. People need to chill the fuck out about what's "racist" and what isn't.

What's your stance on people calling the ICE border detention centers concentration camps?

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mooreandrew58
03/21/20 8:04:06 AM
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indica posted...
Isn't a noodle a type of pasta? My dictionary seems to think so. Are you saying very similar types of food originated in two distinctly different regions? Seems rather possible...

Yeah two people iirc claimed they invented the hamburger. One in texas and one in Germany.

Similar thing my step father did bmx stunt ahit back in the 80s and he said it was common for a guy to invent a trick and later hear about a guy on the opposite side of country did it too within a short enough time frame there was no way he had seen or heard about it. Literally a case of great minds think alike.

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BathroomWater
03/21/20 8:06:58 AM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Yeah two people iirc claimed they invented the hamburger. One in texas and one in Germany.

Similar thing my step father did bmx stunt ahit back in the 80s and he said it was common for a guy to invent a trick and later hear about a guy on the opposite side of country did it too within a short enough time frame there was no way he had seen or heard about it. Literally a case of great minds think alike.

Lots of pivotal inventions/discoveries throughout history, too, seemingly. Like electricity, lightbulb, telephone, etc.

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ssjevot
03/21/20 8:09:33 AM
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BathroomWater posted...
I'm glad you guys enjoyed my Uno reverse card lol

That could actually be quite a slight to some Japanese people. A survey taken there named instant Ramen the nation's greatest invention.

https://www.foodandwine.com/news/instant-ramen-japan-s-greatest-invention-says-japan

Ramen was called Chinese Noodles in Japan before. Ramen is an attempt to try to pronounce the equivalent Chinese noodle in Japanese. Instant Ramen was invented in Japan yes, the noodles themselves are explicitly Chinese and no one in Japan would think otherwise when it's written as a foreign word. lamian.

[2][3][4][5]// ramen[6]Chinese noodles[7][3][8]

https://ja.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%83%A9%E3%83%BC%E3%83%A1%E3%83%B3

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BathroomWater
03/21/20 8:11:50 AM
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Oh interesting, TIL

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ssjevot
03/21/20 8:18:21 AM
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A lot of stores where I live use (Chinese soba) to try to make it out to be a regional version of ramen, but I honestly couldn't tell you the difference and Wikipedia just says it's another name for it.

https://youpouch.com/2017/03/19/421274/

I found that on Google and the conclusion is they're basically the same. So if you go to Japan and someone tries to sell you on the regional dish being Chuuka Soba, it's probably just Ramen.

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ModLogic
03/21/20 8:59:48 AM
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also if you dont want to weeb. its called instant noodles in english.

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A_A_Battery
03/21/20 9:08:32 AM
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It's only the "Chinese virus!" and "an attack on America!" because trump and co want to cover up their miserable handling of the situation to save face. Where the irony is that it's usually China that is criticized for things related to saving face.

Not that this is a defense of China, government there is garbage and they have legit problems. But I merely comment on the pathetic strategy by a pathetic president.
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mooreandrew58
03/21/20 4:26:53 PM
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ModLogic posted...
also if you dont want to weeb. its called instant noodles in english.

Says ramen on the package.

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JosephRogan
03/21/20 4:27:21 PM
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mooreandrew58 posted...


Says ramen on the package.


Why not rawomen?
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DevsBro
03/21/20 4:29:40 PM
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And Chinese Checkers has to be called German Chinese Checkers

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Guerrilla Soldier
03/21/20 4:34:26 PM
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i can't tell which side we're making fun of anymore

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Irony
03/21/20 4:36:09 PM
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BathroomWater posted...
Obesity is now called American eating.

War is now called American intervention.

Global poverty is now called American economics.
Except all of these originated outside the US

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Pasta
03/22/20 8:41:31 PM
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I could use some Chinese food right about now

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malenz
03/22/20 8:42:14 PM
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BathroomWater posted...
Obesity is now called American eating.

War is now called American intervention.

Global poverty is now called American economics.
YES

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hockeybub89
03/22/20 8:42:45 PM
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BathroomWater
03/24/20 5:00:03 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
White shootings are a deadly issue in America

I believe the clinical term is "Caucasian ragin'".

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