Current Events > What do you mean I can only buy 2 packs of toilet paper?

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ChrisTaka
03/20/20 11:53:44 AM
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I'm out here trying to stock up on toiletries and other privately owned goods but this d00d walks up to me and says, "sorry, but you can only buy 2."

smfh I'm gonna start making my own toilet paper

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Master_Happosai
03/20/20 11:55:00 AM
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What if you have a wife that eats toilet paper?
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R1masher
03/20/20 11:55:50 AM
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Id salute you, but Ive been using my hand to wipe my ass

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Damn_Underscore
03/20/20 11:55:53 AM
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What if you are living with Boogie2988
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s0nicfan
03/20/20 11:56:24 AM
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ChrisTaka posted...
smfh I'm gonna start making my own toilet paper



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kingdrake2
03/20/20 11:56:27 AM
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Master_Happosai posted...
What if you have a wife that eats toilet paper?


she's going to go hungry tonight.
the store i went to has a 2 per limit on some high demand goods including toilet paper but they're trying to stock it (it's empty shelves).
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gatorsPENSbucs
03/20/20 12:02:06 PM
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I mean if you get two 12 packs or two 18 packs or something, that should be way more than needed.

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trappedunderice
03/20/20 12:03:59 PM
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Godamn how much do you guys shit you might want to go see a doctor.
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s0nicfan
03/20/20 12:06:58 PM
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trappedunderice posted...
Godamn how much do you guys shit you might want to go see a doctor.

Grocery stores are out of meat and TP, but fully stocked on vegetables and high fiber foods. I'm starting to think most of the country is just in a perpetual state of diarrhea.

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ChrisTaka
03/20/20 12:08:56 PM
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Why don't people understand that when there's a virus going around that attacks your respiratory system, TOILET PAPER IS A NECESSITY.

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uwnim
03/20/20 12:11:25 PM
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Use a snot rag instead of tp.

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Umbreon
03/20/20 12:22:23 PM
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You don't need 10 packs of tp all to yourself.

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