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LordRazziel
03/19/20 9:35:12 PM
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1 million a year, but you have to play Crossfire for 12 hours every day


Has built in bot for solo play.
You get 2 30-minute breaks and 3 15-minute breaks that may be taken however you please.
If you quit, before 65, you forfeit all your assets. You'll be broke and homeless.

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Umbreon
03/19/20 9:35:54 PM
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Too much work

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TheTrueAmerican
03/19/20 9:38:18 PM
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DevsBro
03/19/20 9:38:24 PM
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Wait so I get over ten times as much money, work just over twice as much, and literally play video games for a living?

Who is saying no?

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LordRazziel
03/19/20 9:39:44 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Wait so I get over ten times as much money, work just over twice as much, and literally play video games for a living?

Who is saying no?
It's not a video game.
How do you not remember Crossfire?

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Blue_Target
03/19/20 9:40:00 PM
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LordRazziel posted...
If you quit, before 65, you forfeit all your assets. You'll be broke and homeless.
fuck that

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DevsBro
03/19/20 9:40:39 PM
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LordRazziel posted...
It's not a video game.
How do you not remember Crossfire?
I guess I never played it.

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Mistere Man
03/19/20 9:40:53 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Wait so I get over ten times as much money, work just over twice as much, and literally play video games for a living?

Who is saying no?
Not a video game a board game where you shoot marbles at your opponents target slider. The same game for 12 hours everyday until you are 65.

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BettyWhite
03/19/20 9:42:05 PM
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Do I get sick time? Can I multitask while playing?

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Zack_Attackv1
03/19/20 9:42:28 PM
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Dragon239
03/19/20 9:42:33 PM
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You could pay me a million a day and I wouldn't do that.

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Zack_Attackv1
03/19/20 9:42:47 PM
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DevsBro posted...

I guess I never played it.

yikes
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Master_Bass
03/19/20 9:42:59 PM
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Nope this is a crappy deal.

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008Zulu
03/19/20 9:44:40 PM
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You'd get bored as hell after one day. What's the point of it if you can't enjoy the money when you're young?

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James xeno
03/19/20 9:45:32 PM
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(1) Do I need to win... ever?
(2) 60 hours a week or are we talking "all in" and 84?
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LordRazziel
03/19/20 10:00:30 PM
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BettyWhite posted...
Do I get sick time? Can I multitask while playing?
As much sick time as you need, but you have to literally be too sick play. No multitasking.

James xeno posted...
(1) Do I need to win... ever?
(2) 60 hours a week or are we talking "all in" and 84?
Nah
12 hours a day, every day, so 84.

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closetjpopfan
03/19/20 10:16:40 PM
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What the hell do I want all the money in the world for in that scenario.

If you make it 6 hours or so, and I can take it wherever I want, then maybe. Then it'd be just like another soul-killing, nightmare job but eh. I'll live it up the rest of the day.
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Guerrilla Soldier
03/19/20 10:36:25 PM
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crossfiaaaa!!

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MabusIncarnate
03/19/20 10:44:53 PM
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I remembered the theme song without even watching the video, I had one as a kid. It was cool for a few days but got old. 12 hours a day is like most of your life, especially if you stop to eat, smoke and drink. No way, not for a million. Maybe 10 million a year.

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DiztruxionUk
03/19/20 10:58:48 PM
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I wouldn't, but my Mum turns 65 in about 18 months, I bet she would

18 months of boredom and RSI for a cool 1.5m to retire with. Happy days.
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LordRazziel
03/19/20 11:00:43 PM
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ClunkerSlim posted...
Id still do it. Worst case, you play for a few years and setup your family for life.
Read the rules again.

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