Current Events > The US could have said this ONE thing, to greatly increase obedience to *COVID19

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HiddenRoar 03/19/20 9:16:01 PM #1:	Would you go outside if the CDC had claimed that the Coronavirus would reduce the number of swimmers in your Peepee? Yes, the risk of infertility does not deter me from socializing Yes, that news just makes it even better to catch it. PARTY ON! No, I want to have kids with my DNA in the future No, I interact with people who are at greater risk for death Would you go outside if the CDC had claimed that the Coronavirus would reduce the number of swimmers in your Peepee? - Results (9 votes) Yes, the risk of infertility does not deter me from socializing 22.22% (2 votes) 2 Yes, that news just makes it even better to catch it. PARTY ON! 22.22% (2 votes) 2 No, I want to have kids with my DNA in the future 22.22% (2 votes) 2 No, I interact with people who are at greater risk for death 33.33% (3 votes) 3 increase obedience to practicing social distancing/isolation. Had the CDC lie that COVID-19 would permanently reduce sperm count in those infected, you would have seen increases in people practicing self-quarantining, even if they weren't sick, but just out of fear of catching it, and social distancing. They could have even made a fake paper and charts/numbers, presented by top disease experts, to make it more believable. For the greater good of society, sometimes a little white lie is necessary, if not expected, during such times of crisis. Frankly, I should have become a politician. <cite>HiddenRoar posted [p:935921171] in The US cou... [t:78486494]...</cite> <quote> Would you go outside if the CDC had claimed that the Coronavirus would reduce the number of swimmers in your Peepee? Yes, the risk of infertility does not deter me from socializing Yes, that news just makes it even better to catch it. PARTY ON! No, I want to have kids with my DNA in the future No, I interact with people who are at greater risk for death Vote View Results Would you go outside if the CDC had claimed that the Coronavirus would reduce the number of swimmers in your Peepee? - Results (9 votes) Yes, the risk of infertility does not deter me from socializing 22.22% (2 votes) 2 Yes, that news just makes it even better to catch it. PARTY ON! 22.22% (2 votes) 2 No, I want to have kids with my DNA in the future 22.22% (2 votes) 2 No, I interact with people who are at greater risk for death 33.33% (3 votes) 3 Show Voting Form increase obedience to practicing social distancing/isolation. Had the CDC lie that COVID-19 would permanently reduce sperm count in those infected, you would have seen increases in people practicing self-quarantining, even if they weren't sick, but just out of fear of catching it, and social distancing. They could have even made a fake paper and charts/numbers, presented by top disease experts, to make it more believable. For the greater good of society, sometimes a little white lie is necessary, if not expected, during such times of crisis. Frankly, I should have become a politician. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 03/19/20 9:17:55 PM #2:	Ask DARE how lying about ""gateway drugs"" worked out for them. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. <cite>Umbreon posted [p:935921260] in The US cou... [t:78486494]...</cite> <quote>Ask DARE how lying about ""gateway drugs"" worked out for them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 03/19/20 9:18:45 PM #3:	While others would raw dog their local street hookers. LMFAO --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:935921301] in The US cou... [t:78486494]...</cite> <quote>While others would raw dog their local street hookers. LMFAO </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 03/19/20 9:19:38 PM #5:	fuck with no condom and not knock chicks up? nice --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:935921337] in The US cou... [t:78486494]...</cite> <quote>fuck with no condom and not knock chicks up? nice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Polycosm 03/19/20 9:20:41 PM #6:	That line never stopped anyone from drinking Mountain Dew, so probably not. --- I bow before my emperor, Advokaiser-- winner of the 2018 guru contest. (thengamer.com/guru) <cite>Polycosm posted [p:935921385] in The US cou... [t:78486494]...</cite> <quote>That line never stopped anyone from drinking Mountain Dew, so probably not. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HiddenRoar 03/20/20 8:20:29 PM #7:	Vicious_Dios posted... While others would raw dog their local street hookers. LMFAO Well, they still have to contend with STDs. [LFAQs-redacted-quote] As if it isn't bad already. Can't get worse when shelves empty out as quick as they do now. Polycosm posted... That line never stopped anyone from drinking Mountain Dew, so probably not. That's just an urban legend. This would have been from the CDC. Umbreon posted... Ask DARE how lying about ""gateway drugs"" worked out for them. It failed because druggies that did marijuana didn't automatically drop dead, so people saw through that lie. <cite>HiddenRoar posted [p:935967809] in The US cou... [t:78486494]...</cite> <quote>Vicious_Dios posted... </cite> <quote>While others would raw dog their local street hookers. LMFAO</quote> Well, they still have to contend with STDs. <cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> As if it isn't bad already. Can't get worse when shelves empty out as quick as they do now. Polycosm posted... </cite> <quote>That line never stopped anyone from drinking Mountain Dew, so probably not.</quote> That's just an urban legend. This would have been from the CDC. Umbreon posted... </cite> <quote>Ask DARE how lying about ""gateway drugs"" worked out for them.</quote>It failed because druggies that did marijuana didn't automatically drop dead, so people saw through that lie. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 03/20/20 8:24:31 PM #8:	Seeing as having a child is about the last thing I would ever want to have happen, if anything that would give me a reason to not be upset about potentially getting it. --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:935967993] in The US cou... [t:78486494]...</cite> <quote>Seeing as having a child is about the last thing I would ever want to have happen, if anything that would give me a reason to not be upset about potentially getting it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HiddenRoar 03/20/20 9:27:24 PM #9:	WilliamPorygon posted... Seeing as having a child is about the last thing I would ever want to have happen, if anything that would give me a reason to not be upset about potentially getting it. I'm just adding one more (fake) thing to the list of actual consequences that result from getting infected. Sure, you don't care about kids, but do you care about possibly having 20% reduced lung capacity? <cite>HiddenRoar posted [p:935970848] in The US cou... [t:78486494]...</cite> <quote>WilliamPorygon posted... </cite> <quote>Seeing as having a child is about the last thing I would ever want to have happen, if anything that would give me a reason to not be upset about potentially getting it.</quote> I'm just adding one more (fake) thing to the list of actual consequences that result from getting infected. Sure, you don't care about kids, but do you care about possibly having 20% reduced lung capacity? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jmikla 03/20/20 9:29:04 PM #10:	I would say swimmers reside in the nutsack, not the peepee. Then carry on with my day. --- So say we all <cite>jmikla posted [p:935970922] in The US cou... [t:78486494]...</cite> <quote>I would say swimmers reside in the nutsack, not the peepee. Then carry on with my day. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 03/20/20 9:30:02 PM #11:	Remove Trump --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:935970974] in The US cou... [t:78486494]...</cite> <quote>Remove Trump </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Resaix 03/20/20 9:31:19 PM #12:	Irony posted... Remove Trump This. The country has no faith in our failure of a leader. When asked what he'd say to scared Americans, he had a hissy fit and attacked the questioner <cite>Resaix posted [p:935971031] in The US cou... [t:78486494]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite> <quote>Remove Trump</quote>This. The country has no faith in our failure of a leader. When asked what he'd say to scared Americans, he had a hissy fit and attacked the questioner </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 03/20/20 9:51:35 PM #13:	HiddenRoar posted... I'm just adding one more (fake) thing to the list of actual consequences that result from getting infected. Sure, you don't care about kids, but do you care about possibly having 20% reduced lung capacity? Yes I do, which is why I still wouldn't want it, I just mean at least in your hypothetical there would be a bright side if I did. --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:935972042] in The US cou... [t:78486494]...</cite> <quote>HiddenRoar posted... </cite> <quote>I'm just adding one more (fake) thing to the list of actual consequences that result from getting infected. Sure, you don't care about kids, but do you care about possibly having 20% reduced lung capacity?</quote>Yes I do, which is why I still wouldn't want it, I just mean at least in your hypothetical there would be a bright side if I did. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ultima Dragon 03/20/20 9:54:11 PM #14:	I've already heard of this potentially being the case, so they wouldn't have to lie persay. I think a lot of dudes these days would be down for it. "You mean I get to smash without a condom? Sign me up bro!" Also older guys that don't want anymore kids. So not really that great of an incentive lol. Maybe if you said it would lower T or give you ED. --- "We know things can move faster than the speed of light because liberal tears are on the ground before something offensive even happens" - Coffeebeanz <cite>Ultima Dragon posted [p:935972183] in The US cou... [t:78486494]...</cite> <quote>I've already heard of this potentially being the case, so they wouldn't have to lie persay. I think a lot of dudes these days would be down for it. "You mean I get to smash without a condom? Sign me up bro!" Also older guys that don't want anymore kids. So not really that great of an incentive lol. Maybe if you said it would lower T or give you ED. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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